Facebook 1: This is why You don't add Isshin Kurosaki

Isshin Kurosaki: is now friends with Ichigo Kurosaki and twelve different people

Isshin Kurosaki: ohhh this "facebook" Is fun... FUN FUN FUN FUN!

(ten minutes Later)

Isshin Kurosaki: FACEBOOOOOOK!

Isshin Kurosaki: I'm bored. My children are so mean to me ):
(Rukia Kuchiki and Toshiro Hitsugaya like this)

Isshin Kurosaki: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isshin Kurosaki: blah blah blah blah blahhhh, oh no! someone's dying! Brb facebook!

Isshin Kurosaki: just saved a life. Horraaay for me!
Ichigo Kurosaki: BAKA! STOP IT! Your spamming my fucking newsfeed!
Isshin Kurosaki: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT SON?

(twelve minutes later)

Isshin Kurosaki: My son just removed me as a friend /3
Karin Kurosaki: Baka goat chin /)_- (Toshiro Hitsugaya likes this)