Hello every one! This my first Lovely complex fanfiction, so I hope you like it! I hope it wasn't to OOC. Really sorry if it was /''.
Summary: When Atsushi's assistant comes for a visit, he gets a little
surprise from . Based on the song "When I get home, my wife
pretends to be dead" By KAITO Crackfic.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the vocaloids, the song or Lovely complex.
"Geez, Otani, how long does it take to get to your house from here,"
Mayuko, Atsushi's assistant teacher, complained.
"Will you shut up? We're here," Atsushi Otani growled and unbuckled
his seatbelt.
"I can't wait to see Risa-chan" Mayuko started, staring dreamily at
the mention of Risa's name. "She's so nice and pretty," Mayuko said,
drooling a bit.
Atsushi growled and smacked Mayuko, "Don't say such disgusting things
about my wife." Atsushi yelled, shivering a bit a the word 'wife'.
"It's not disgusting, it's the truth," Mayuko protested, folding his
arms.
Atsushi rolled his eyes, even though he'd never say it out loud, he had
to admit Risa was pretty cute.
"Can you hurry up, I'm freezing out here," Mayuko whined, knocking
Atsushi out of his thoughts. "Oh, shut up, you whine worse than a
child," Atsushi snapped and stuck the key in the lock. "Oh, Risa-
chaaaan, I'm here," Mayuko squealed and rushed into the house. "Risa-
chan," Mayuko asked and flicked on the lights.
He soon regretted it, when he saw Risa. There was Risa on the carpet,
blood everywhere. There was a giant butcher knife lodged deep in her
skull. There was also a much smaller knife in her spine. Her finger in
the blood, and spelled out the word 'HELP!' Her eyes were still open,
and her pupils dilated. She looked like character in a horror movie.
"R-R-R-Risa-chan?" Mayuko squeaked.
Atsushi walked in and looked at Risa and sighed. "Two knifes, eh?
Looks like someone got a little creative," He said and stepped over
Risa's body. "Damn it Risa, you bled all over the carpet, how am I
supposed to get this junk up," Otani yelled.
Mayuko stared like Atsushi grew a second head. "B-But Otani…you're
wife. S-S-She's dead," Mayuko managed to squeak out. Atsushi raised
in eyebrow.
"Geez Amazon, moved out of the way, I'm trying clean up this mess you
made," Atsushi started, kicking Risa in the side gently. "Hey Mayuko,
do me a favor and drag Risa to the corner so I can get this junk up"
Atsushi called from the closet, gathering some cleaning supplies.
"But she's…she's" Mayuko chocked out. "Hurry up would 'cha, before
the blood stains the carpet," Atsushi yelled.
"I'm sorry Risa-chan," Mayuko whimpered and dragged her lifeless body.
"Hopefully, this won't mess up the rug. I hate when she goes
overboard," Atsushi grumbled to himself.
His eyes slid over to Mayuko, who was pale as a ghost and eyes popping
out of his head. "What's wrong with you Mayuko? you look like you saw
ghost," Atsushi asked raising an eyebrow. "What's with me? What's wrong
with YOU," Mayuko screamed. "What do you mean," Atsushi asked, totally
lost about Mayuko was talking about.
"Are you stupid? You're wife is dead, and you're just sitting there
cleaning up," Mayuko screamed. "Shouldn't you call the police?"
"What are you talking about, she isn't dead," Atsushi frowned.
"Although it would be a lot quieter around here if she was," He said
giggling a bit. "What," Mayuko screeched, grabbing Atsushi's collar.
"Fufufu," They heard a laugh and Mayuko looked behind him to see Risa
laughing in the corner. "Surprise," She squealed and jumped from the
corner. "Gya," Mayuko screamed as Risa ran toward him and squeezed
into a tight embrace. Poor Mayuko didn't know to be happy or
completely freaked out, since she was cover in blood. But before he
could decide, Atsushi grabbed both their shoulders and violently
ripped them apart.
"R-Risa-chan? What's going on," Mayuko said twitching slightly. "Allow
me to explain," Atsushi spoke up. "For some odd reason, my Amazon over
here likes to play dead every time I come home," Atsushi informed the
assistant. He turned to Risa, who was smiling and nodding her head.
There was a long pause and eventually Mayuko decided he had enough for
one night. "Ahaha, well I think I'd get home know," Mayuko said and
slowly made his way to the door. "Wait! You said you would help me
grade papers," Atsushi called to the drive way. "I'm sure Risa-chan,
will help you, bye," Mayuko yelled and quickly sprinted to his house.
Atsushi sighed and closed the door. "I'm sorry Atsushi, are you mad,"
Risa asked, looking down. Atsushi sighed, "No, but you're help grade
these papers," "Okay."
Atsushi sighed, and looked at his watch. 11:29 PM. He sighed, and
looked over at Risa, who was finishing her stack of papers. "Hey
Amazon," Atsushi asked. Risa looked up and frowned. "Can I help you,
midget," Risa smirked. Atsushi frowned.
"Why do you always play dead," He asked. Risa dropped her pen, "What,"
She asked shakily. "You heard me Amazon," Atsushi countered. "Why do
you always play dead when I come home," He repeated, loud enough for
Risa to hear.
"Think back to when I first started doing that," She replied, and
wrote a 85 on the paper she was grading. Atsushi thought back, to
first time she played dead on him.
~*~*~*~*~*~
It was around valentine's day, about a couple of months after they "Koizumi," He screamed and rushed to her side. She wasn't breathing, "Otani," Risa breathed, "I…I..." she started. "Koizumi, what? What is
were married and when Atsushi received a promotion to teach 6th grade
instead of 5th grade. He on his way back from work. He had conference
with the parents in all six of his classes and was more than ready for
a hot shower and his soft bed. He put his key in the lock and turned
it. He opened the door with a loud 'creeeakkk'. 'Koizumi must have gone
to bed, since the lights are off.' He thought and flicked on the
lights with a loud gasp. Risa was sprawled out on the floor with a
large ax in her head. Blood was all over the kitchen floor and written in
blood were the words 'Help meeeeeee!'
which made his heart stop. He struggled to keep his cell phone in his
shaking hand. He tried to call for help but his mind fogged up. 'Damn
it, I forgot the number," His mind screamed. He screeched when a cold
hand grabbed his arm.
it," Atsushi screamed. "I…GOTCHA" she laughed and Atsushi just
stared. "KOIZUMI!"
Atsushi chuckled at that unforgettable moment. "It was around when
I that promotion," Atsushi replied to Risa's earlier question. "Yep,"
Risa said sadly. "Ever since then, you've been coming home late and we
hardly see each other now. I get really lonely without you here. So I
figured you thought I was hurt, and then you would spend more time with
me," Risa said quietly, as tears silently rolled off her cheeks.
Atsushi really didn't get Risa's logic, but he understood where she
was coming from. He had been working later hours and when was home he
was so stressed out and grouchy. He couldn't image how Risa felt about
this.
"Idiot." He replied.
"Eh! How am I the idiot," Risa yelled. "Because Amazon, you should
have told me you felt that way, instead of running around playing dead
and scaring the living hell of people" Atsushi stated. Know that
Atsushi mentioned it, it did seem kind of nutty playing dead to get
her husband's attention.
"I'm sorry, Otani-sensei," Risa said quietly, and looked down in
shame. "Look, how about I call in from work tomorrow and we can spend
the day together," Atsushi smiled and Risa's eyes lit up. "Really,"
She squeaked. Atsushi nodded, "Yep, plus I think an Umibonzu concert is
coming up this weekend. Do you want to go," Atsushi asked, already
knowing the answer.
"Yes," She squealed and gave her husband hug and a kiss.
"I love you, Atsushi" Risa smiled.
"Me too," Atsushi replied and gave a passionate kiss that the two
never wanted to end.