Why hello there, thought you wouldn't see me for a long time huh? Well after this I'm updating my fiction press story, but I didn't want to update quite yet and I was really bored so I decided to do a game. Yes. A game. It's when you put your ipod on shuffle and have to do a song fic for the first 5, catch is- NO SKIPPING! So it could be a really bad song and I'd still have to do it. So please enjoy the fics! Please note: COMPLETELY RANDOM! AND I DO NOT OWN KND OR SONGS!

Sucks to be you: Clinton Sparks (feat. Jojo and LMFAO)A Wally (numbuh 4) Fic

Calling up my phone
showing up at the club
when I tell you to stop
you just keep showing up
cause you're feeling regret
now that we are through
through th th th th through
since the day you left
everything's been cool
thought that you were fresh
but the jokes on you
and now what we had
saw that you clang too (clang too)

Wally and everyone were at this new club in town celebrating Wally's break up with some girl named Karly. Kuki was more celebrating than anyone else, but of course she would never admit it. They all sat around a table on high stools as Wally's phone went off, Wally groaned. "She called again."

Nigel said annoyed by Karly's constant ringing. "Just reject it this time."

Wally pressed a button and smiled. "Now that she's taken care of-" suddenly their drinks came, everyone toasted with Hoagie saying. "To the break up!"

Everyone laughed and cheered as they clanked drinks together. Wally was just finally glad to be rid of her, he only went out with her because his boss- that he works part time for, made him go out with his daughter. Who also happens to be the school whore. He couldn't be any happier to be rid of that girl. As they were chugging their root beer, a familiar high pitched squeal was heard. "Wally-kinz! I've been searching everywhere for you!"

Wally spit out his drink in shock at Hoagie, and Kuki almost choked on her drink. Wally stammered. "H-how did you?"

She held up her phone. "You tweeted, silly!"

Abby glared at Wally. "Nice going, genius." Wally looked at everyone to see them not pleased. Kuki was slightly twitching like she was trying to suppress the urge to kill? Nah.

"Karly," Wally groaned. "How many times do I have to tell you? Quit stalking me!"

Karly looked suddenly saddened and said. "But, baby, I've made a mistake and want to be together again!"

He looked at her sternly and said slowly so even she could understand. "We're over, Karly. Get over it."

She frowned and then put a hand on his arm to hopefully spark something. "Remember when we went to the carnival? Or the time you tutored me?" which earned a few laughs from people at the table, Wally's grades were slowly increasing to become a doctor and only Kuki knew that. Everyone thought he still was a dimwit.

Wally rolled his eyes again at not just her, but at his friends. "Look, Karly. Let it go, I'm not taking you back."

I bet it sucks to be you, you , you
when you say me
you must of been out of your damn mind (damn mind)
you break my heart and now you wanna cry? (wanna cry?)
mad at yourself because of me you fail (me you fail)
cause even me, girl you were epic fail

She started to tear up being with her over dramatic. "I said I was sorry for kissing Robbie! What more do you want me to do?"

He just stared at her. Pathetic, he thought. The tears started coming so to add to her sorrowfulness he added. "Let's not forget that once I caught you, you said, 'well he's a better kisser.' Tears aren't going to help, Karly." he took a giant swallow of root beer trying to ignore Karly's slight glare.

I see your tweets
on how I'm so sweet
how you miss taking trips to bar
getting freaky by the tikki on the beach
uh, but you should know
that you should of never done me wrong
now I'm in the club singing David Guetta girl your love is gone
you gotta be out of your damn mind
you break my heart and now you wanna cry?
I really wasn't worth that other dude
you slip and slide and say bye bye you fool, I'm gone

Karly started to get desperate, she clicked a few buttons on her phone while saying. "But you said you forgave me and I kept on tweeting how a great boyfriend you were," she held up the phone right in his face. "Or that time when we came here at the bar, or when we went on vacation to my summer home and we did it on the beach?" This made Kuki choke on her root beer some more and a few worried looks to her.

He put her hand down and said. "Yeah, I saw them, but then you dumped me a day after. Can't you remember? Or did that Sun-In seep into your brain?"

Once he stopped talking, he heard a familiar song and cut in before Karly could speak again with a curl of his lip. "There is nothing else to prove, now you still deny the simple truth. Can't find a reason to keep holding on, now that the love is gone. Tell me Karly, can you even comprehend what the song means?" he was so cruel to her that Wally's friends new it, but she deserved it. Abby and Hoagie started to chuckle a bit while Kuki and Nigel thought his behavior was getting a bit out of hand.

stop calling me drunk
when you're stumbling home
boy you shit outta luck
you gonna be sleeping alone
oh an stop telling lies
as if I'm stopping you
you know you be crying to my best friends and my mama too
you're really creeping me out
and will you leave it alone
don't be surprised if I just go ahead and cut off the phone
and you're so stuck in the past
you just need to let it go , go , go

Karly was now showing her tears like a waterfall and ran to the bathroom. Everyone smiled at Wally until Abby's phone rang, she groaned. "It's him."

Wally wasn't the only one getting out of a bad relationship, Abby was too. She just broke up with her boyfriend who was drunk constantly, she tried to help him several times but he kept on denying that he even had a problem in the first place. She picked it up and spat. "What do you want?"

She could hear in the other line, him falling into something loud and slurring. "Why can't you just come back? At least one more night together?"

She was about to yell into the phone but remained calm. "I'm not doing that anymore. The only person who's gonna be in your bed again is your stuffed teddy bear." her remark earned laughter from the table.

Fine!" he yelled. "I'll tell everyone you're knocked up, you drunk!"

Abby almost laughed out loud. "Right. Because last time you tried to tell lies you couldn't stop stuttering and you said I s-s-stuff m-m-my br-bra. Plus, I'm not the one falling over garbage cans as you call me," with her mimic, everyone was ready to fall to the floor. She continued, "And quite complaining to Kuki about what happened, you're scaring her. Plus, it's weird how you know my locker combination when I didn't even tell you it."

He started to sound innocent with begging. "It was your birthday and I wanted to make-" Abby hung up on him. She was so tired of this and she would never buy into his innocent act.

Hoagie smiled and gave her a thumb up. "Way to go, Abby. You showed him."

"Thanks, baby," Abby smiled. "Hope Abby will never hear from him again."

I bet it sucks to be you, you, you
when you say me
you must of been out of your damn mind
you break my heart and now you wanna cry?
mad at yourself because of me you fail
cause even me, girl you were epic fail
man I ain't tipping on you I'm just gonna go out and
we gonna hit the club because tonight we gonna
so if you happen to run into me out at the
don't bother talking cause you and me ain't gonna have a
bitch I'm gone

Right when everyone thought Karly was gone, she suddenly came back angrier than ever. "Wallabee Beetles! You better be my boyfriend again or else daddy is gonna fire you!"

Wally pretended to looked panicked which fooled Karly until Wally said. "Oh, jeeze, where will I get another part time job? I hope to get one at my dad's office!" then he acted normal. "I'd rather eat crud then go out with you again. Now go away so I don't have to talk to you some more," Then Karly ran out in tears, everyone turned to Wally in awe at what he just did. Wally held up his glass. "Here's to being free!" and they all clinked glasses again.

So that was just the first, I decided to separate each song into each chapter so it won't be so long. Plus, I had each fic to a different person or pairing. Also, I was gonna have Fanny and Wally but I'm trying hard not to be a Fanny hater, so I just made up Karly. Please enjoy the rest!