Grand Theft Auto: X
These characters are owned by other companies in which I am not apart of, though I would love to be. Rated R (I don't really do PG-13 or lower) for violence, strong language, and sex. Guest appearance by Jay-Z.
It was a nice day in Miami, also known as Vice City. The sun was in the sky, the gulls were soaring in the air, the beach was full of swimmers, and the Cuban Gang of Little Havana were wandering the street, shooting any Haitian gang member they see. Something else in the sky other than the seagulls was the X-Tornado. This was the plane that carried Sonic the Hedgehog and friends. Sonic was lying on the wing of the plane, while his best friend Miles Prower, also known as Tails, was piloting the aircraft with his usual co-pilot Amy Rose, another hedgehog that was in love with Sonic, with passengers Cream the Rabbit with her Chao Cheese, and Knuckles the Echidna, rival of Sonic. They wanted a vacation after battling Dr. Eggman so many times. "It's nice to get time off once and a while", Tails said. "Yeah, what better place to do so than Miami", Amy said. "Too bad Chris didn't wanna come", Tails said. "Yeah, he doesn't seem to like Miami for some reason", Amy said. "This is a beautiful place, why doesn't Chris like Miami?" Cream asked. "Something about a man named Tommy, but that's all I know", Tails said. "Well let's not let any rumors ruin our holiday, maybe I'll get Sonic all to myself on a beach, watching the sunset", Amy said. "Good luck with that", Knuckles said. Amy got annoyed at that remark. They soared over Little Havana. "What a nice place", Amy said. "Look at the mansions ahead", Tails said. One of the seagulls crashed onto the window. "I can't see!" Tails said. He used a window shield wipe to remove the gull, but it left blood on the window. "Now there's blood on the window!" Amy shouted. Another gull went into the motor and Tails lost control of the X-Tornado and crashed and damaged part of a mansion.
Everyone got out. "Yo Tails, what happened to the X-Tornado Tails?" Sonic asked. "I believe some seagulls crashed into the X-Tornado", Tails said. "I just hope the owner to this mansion is capable understanding", Amy said. "So much land", Knuckles said. A man came out of the mansion with a beer bottle whistling, walking toward the crash, saw the crash, along with Sonic and friends, looked at his beer, and tossed it away and went back into the mansion. He came out a few moments later and went back to the crash. "Holy shit, I'm not drunk, there's a real fucking plane at the mansion, and those animals are fucking real", he said, he had a British accent. "Um who are you? And is this your mansion?" Amy asked. "I'm called Maccer, and this isn't my mansion", Maccer said. "Then whose mansion is this?" Amy asked. "My boss's Tommy Vercetti", Maccer said. "Tommy Vercetti?" Amy asked. "Chris said he was worried about a man named Tommy", Tails said. "Oh and he should be, Tommy Vercetti has almost no remorse for anyone, and what's worst is that his accomplices Claude and CJ are here as well, and they are just as remorseless as Tommy, well Claude is, CJ's a bit nicer, but this isn't his mansion", Maccer said. Kent Paul came outside and went to the crash point in shock. "What the bloody fucking hell happened?" Paul asked. "These little creatures crashed here", Maccer said, pointing at Sonic and friends. "You better get the fuck out of here before Tommy comes and kills you all", Paul said. Cesar, Sweet and Rosenberg also came out of the mansion. "Oh no, what happened here, what the fuck happened to Tommy's mansion? Oh he's not gonna like this" Rosenberg said. "It was only an accident", Maccer said. "Yeah, we didn't mean to", Tails said. "Ahh! A talking fox, freak, FREAK!" Rosenberg said. "Shut up Rosie, you're in no authority to call anyone a freak", Paul said. "This is not good, Tommy's not gonna like this, and he will have no qualms about killing animals", Cesar said. "Look, we just clean up the mess so that Tommy doesn't know", Maccer said. "Doesn't know what?" Tommy asked, arriving at the scene with Carl and Claude. "Oh shit, you kids in trouble now", Sweet said.
In the mansion, Tails explained everything to Tommy. "We're really sorry about the mansion, it was a complete accident, we promise it won't ever happen again", Tails said. "You better be sorry, I'm already in a foul mood, somewhere in a town called Springfield, the Leone Family are making deals with the mob of Springfield, led by a man called Fat Tony", Tommy said. "So you're not gonna kill us?" Tails asked. "I should kill you for what you fucking did to my mansion, but I have a better idea, we are gonna go to Springfield to take out both families, and you're gonna help", Tommy said. "What do you mean you're gonna take them out?" Tails asked. "We're gonna kill them, and you're gonna help us do that, understand?" Tommy asked. "And if we don't?" Tails asked. Tommy aimed a gun at his head. "Wait, you wouldn't kill a…" Tails was saying, but was silenced by the gun being cocked. "Tommy, I never thought you would hurt a child", Maccer said. Tommy grabbed Maccer by the neck. "You're not a child, how about I ice you!" Tommy shouted. Claude aimed his gun at Maccer too. "Please don't Tommy", Maccer said. "Kid, answer yes or you'll have this guy's death on your hands", Tommy said. "Tommy wait", Paul said. "Don't do it man", Carl said. "Yeah, please don't shoot me", Maccer pleaded. "Shut up, answer me kid!" Tommy yelled. "Don't shoot him, he didn't do anything", Amy said. "Answer the question or his brains will be all over the floor", Tommy said. "Tommy don't", Carl said. "Shut up! Answer the fucking question kid!" Tommy shouted. "Please kid, I really don't wanna die yet", Maccer cried. "Ok, ok, just don't shoot him, please", Tails said. Tommy let Maccer go. "That wasn't so hard now was it?" Tommy asked. "You're a fucking psycho man", Carl said. "Shut up Carl", Tommy said. Claude zipped his lips at Carl. "Kiss-up mute bastard", Carl whispered. "So why were you in Japan?" Sweet asked. "Claude went to see the Tokyo Yakuza and met his bastard son", Carl said. "He has a bastard kid?" Sweet asked. "10 years ago, he was in Japan with Catalina, and he went to a bar, got drunk, and fucked the nearest chick, who was also drunk and married to someone whom they already have a 5 year old daughter, so she got pregnant, she never said anything until recently, as her husband had died a few months back, and she heard saw Claude around the area and after a DNA test, it was confirmed that he does have an illegitimate child, who is coming here soon", Tommy said. "Claude you animal", Cesar said. "Yeah, really", Maccer said. Claude eyed Maccer, causing Maccer to hide behind Amy. "How pathetic", Sweet said. "Let's go, we gotta hit the families, let's go", Carl said. Everyone but Rosenberg left the mansion on the way to Springfield. "Where is Springfield anyway?" Maccer asked as they left.