Me: Hey guys what's up? So yeah I decided to write this because why the hell not? No but for real this..

Batman: Just say that you don't own Young Justice, Batman or anything famous.

Me: How did you know?

Batman: I'm BATMAN

Me: Point taken :/

Batman: Oh and that you don't own the idea you just stole it from the Youtube channel Cinema Sins.

Me: ALRIGHT I get it..

Gotham City

July 4, 12:00 EDT

A man puts the Hotdogs in the plate and gives them to the girl, people start running and screaming and gas with the light blue color appears. And then people start freezing in ice blocks.

Are you f*cking kidding me? This family sees everyone running, screaming and being freezed but does not move.. they just stay there like f*cking idiots.

The top of the rock is frozen and Mister Freeze appears.

Yes because a villian standing on a frozen rock is more intimidating than just a villian standing on a rock.

The boy moves to his dad and the three hug each other.

They're still not f*cking moving or running away from him.

He slides down the ice and gets ready to freeze other people when a Batarang hits the cold gun.

Mister Freeze: "Batman, I was wondering when.."

But he saw nothing.

And you expected to see Batman waiting for you to recover your balance and shoot your cold gun at him because..?

And then he heard a laugh and that's when Robin jumped at his glass dome throwing two batarangs at him, cracking two holes in his dome.

Where the hell did Robin jump from? The only way he could jump on TOP of him is if he was at the rock Freeze was standing on a few minutes ago and Robin was clearly NOT standing at it in the last scene.

Mister Freeze: "Oh, Boy Wonder, The Bat sent you to drag me out to prison, frankly I'm underwhelmed".

And you couldn't figure out it was Robin from his laugh.. because Batman laughs too, right?

Robin: "Great but I'm kinda in a hurry here".

Jesse McCartney.

Mister Freeze: "Kids, always in such a rush".

Robin: "Not talking to you".

Freeze turns around only to see Batman jump up and punch him, cracking the dome completely.

Star City

July 4, 09:01 PDT

Icicle Jr. lands on the Star City suspension bridge.

Oh come on, there is clearly NOTHING he could jump off to land here.

Jr started causing chaos causing many cars to hit and then he laughs.

That's when a few arrows are shooted next to him, one hits his shoulder and they explode causing him to lose balance.

He looks and there is Green Arrow and Speedy.

Okay he definitely couldn't see GA and Speedy from all that distance.

Icicle Jr: "Finally, I was wondering what a guy had to do to get a little attention around here".

Yes because a super-freezing villian couldn't get enough attention unless he makes a mess.

Also he has been there for like only two seconds, he hasn't actually been waiting for a long time for thos to show up.

Speedy: "Junior is just doing this for attention?"

The two start running as the ice hits where they wjere they were standing.

The ice clearly hits Speedy's feet but okay if you say it didn't hit...

They jump down.

Speedy: "Tell me now this little distraction better not interfere".

Junior makes an ice block to protect him, two arrows hit the ice and explode making a hole in the protection wall.

Junior aims for Speedy but Speedy flips, takes an arrow out and shoot it at Junior mid air which hits him in the jaw.

I don't care how much of a fictional character you are that shot was impossible.

Junior falls down on the ground and is knocked unconscious.

Green Arrow (Laughing): "Kid had a glass jaw".

You mean to tell me that GA was behind Junior and did not even try to help Speedy or sucker punch Junior? *sighs*

Speedy: "Hilarious, can we go? Today is the day".

Pearl Harbor

July 4, 06:02 HST

Killer Frost tries to freeze Aquaman and after she freezes his body but not his head, Aqualad appears and jumps into the fight.

Greg just looves people appearing from no where suddenly ready to fight.

Aquaman crosses his arms and says "Well?"

Aqualad: "Yes I'm excited, today is the day".

The old "We are hinting something special is going to happen but we are not gonna say it so you can find out and be shocked in a few moments" cliche.

Central City

July 4, 11:03 CDT

Kid Flash: "Com'on we don't have time for this".

He puts his goggles on and runs to where Cold is, he tries to shoot him, Kid Flash dodges but the ray hits his shoulder but even still he is able to steal his gun.

You were in such a rush and you didn't bother to do that sooner?

Cold is clearly pissed but then Flash punches him and he falls down.

The Two signs behind Flash are clearly not saying anything and are just a hint of what happens when you give a three year old a pen and papper.

Flash: "Calm down, kid".

Kid Flash: "Oh pl-ease, you'll chat it up with the cop, with bystanders, with COLD even, no, no way, today is the day".

Washington, D.C.

July 4, 14:00 EDT

"Today is the day" Batman says smiling and putting a hand on Robin's shoulder.

Batman is smilling and it is not a "I know everything because I am Batman" smirk nor is it a "I will kick your ass" smirk.

Green Arrow: "Welcome to the hall of justice".

Aquaman: "Headquarters of the Justice League".

"Oh man" they heard a voice behind them, they turned tosee Flash and a pouting Kid Flash "I know we'd be the last ones here".

The Theme includes three other sidekicks we haven't seen yet that we can obviously know who their mentors are and one of the sidekicks who we did see isn't here so... SPOILER ALERT.

The four sidekicks and their mentors walked past the reporters and photographers and kids wearing Superhero T-shirts.

Clark Kent, Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen aren't here so...

"Is that Batman?"

"Oh I see Flash and Flash Junior"

"Uh his name is Speedy"

"No Speedy is Green Arrow's Sidekick"

"Well that makes no sence"

Kid Flash is clearly not upset by the people calling him Flash Junior while later we'll see him get upset everytime someone forgets his name.

Kid Flash: "Have all four sidekicks ever been in the same place at the same time?"

Speedy: "Don't call us sidekicks. Not after today".

Speedy did not even appear to be mad by being called a sidekick by the people but is clearly upset when Kid Flash say it.

Martian ManHunter: "You now have unlimited access to the gym... and of course our library".

Kid Flash, Aqualad and Robin sit down but Speedy just stands up since there is no extra chair.

You mean to tell me that you knew four sidekicks will be here and you didn't bother to add an extra chair?

And by the way, you could see in the last scene more than three chairs but in the next scene Speedy has no where to sit.

"That's it? You promised us a real look inside, not a glorified backstage pass" Speedy said.

"It's a first step, you've been granted access few others get" Aquaman said.

Why is Aquaman shutting Speedy up? Isn't that supposed to be GA's job?

"Oh really?" Speedy gestured to the photographers behind the glass wall "Who cares which side of the glass we're on?"

"Roy, you just have to be patient" GA said.

Dude, you just broke the Superhero secret identity code, I know you trust all of them but jesus..

"Well, sure, but I thought step one is tour at the HQ" Kid Flash said.

"Except the Hall isn't the League's real HQ" Speedy said and everyone's eyes widened "I bet they never told you it's just a flase front for tourists and a pit stop for catching Zeta Beam teleporter tubes to the real thing, an orbiting satellite called the WatchTower".

Wait, you mean to tell me that no one knows about the Watchtower? Not one astrophysics or someone with a telescope? Because you're f*cking lying to me..

Batman Bat-glared at GA as he crossed his arms.

Green Arrow: "I know I know but I thought maybe we can make an exception".

Batman glared harder and narrowed his eyes.

The Bat Glare speaks volumes.

An alarm went off and Superman appeared "Superman to Justice League, there's been an explosion at Project Cadmus, it's on fire".

Batman: "I've had my suspicions about Cadmus, this may present the perfect opportunity to..."

"Zatara to Justice League the sorcerer Wotan is using the amulet of Aten to blow up the sun, requesting full League response"

"Superman?"

"It's a small fire, local authorities have it under control" Superman said.

If the Local authorities have it under control, why did you even call in? What? You bored up the Watchtower in SPACE?

And besides why doesn't two or three members of the League go to Cadmus then catch up to you? It's not like it will make a HUGE difference.

"Then Cadmus can wait" Batman said.

"Stay put" Batman says to the three sidekicks.

Yes keep supporting what Speed- or Roy just said, maybe you'll lose another sidekick today.

Flash: "I meant you're not trained to work as part of this team".

Aquaman: "There will be other missions when you're ready".

Batman: "But for now.. stay put".

Wait, you mean you guys weren't making them League members and yet you let them think so? What were they saying 'Today is the day' and you just thought they meant they will finally get a tour to Hall?

GA: "Glad you didn't bring you know who?"

Yes and now we all know.. the THEME you idiots..

Martian ManHunter: "Indeed".

And then the League walked away.

Really? You expected a bunch of TEENAGERS angry at you to follow your orders when you tell them to stay put?

Kid Flash: "When we're ready? How are we ever supposed to be ready when they treat us like.. like sidekicks?"

Good job Flash Boy, you just said the same thing Roy said a few moments ago.

Aqualad: "What is Project Cadmus?"

Robin: "Don't know, but I can find out".

Robin started typing on the computer.

Where the hell are all the reporters that were JUST there on the other side of the glass?

Kid Flash: "Wow, how are you doing that?"

Robin: "Same system as the Bat Cave"

"Access Granted".

Wait! You mean Batman told you how to hack your own Bat computer? And besides.. you'd think Batman would upgrade the system so Robin when angry at Batman can't hack it, but NOOOO.

Aqualad: "But they said 'Stay put'"

Robin: "For the bloating out the sun mission, not this".

No they said 'Stay put' as in don't go ANYWHERE not just for that mission.

Kid Flash: "Wait, are you going to Cadmus? Because if you're going I'm going".

Aqualad: "Just like that? We're a team on a mission?"

Robin: "We didn't come for a playdate".

Actuallay you were.. you just didn't know it.

"It's what's his name.. FLASH BOY"

Kid Flash: "KID Flash, why is that so hard?"

Robin and Aqualad appear in the scene.

Seriously? They reached here two seconds after the SPEEDSTER, what's the point of Super Speed again?

Aqualad: "Appreciate the help".

Robin: "You handled it besides we're here to investigate, poetic justice remember?"

Aqualad walks away and sees something with hornes take the elevator.

Oh f*cking com'on Aqualad, you clearly saw something and you didn't run to see what is it? What happened to the Superhero sixth sense thing? You see? This is why no body likes you.

Robin uses his hook to get down, Aqualad and Kid Flash following.

"I'm at the end of my rope" Robin said as he swang to the side.

Why do they need to have what level they're on, no one can ever see those.

Aqualad: "I know you, Guardian, a hero"

Guardian: "I do my best".

Kid Flash: "Then what are you doing here?"

Guardian: "I'm chief of security, you're trespassing but we can call the Justice League, figure this out"

Kid Flash: "You think the lead is going to approve of you building weapons?"

Guardian: "Weapons, what are you..? What have I..? My head, take 'em down hard, no mercy".

Guardian clearly had no idea what KF was talking about then when the Genom's hornes glowed red his head begins to hurt and he changes his attitude towards those three and this all happens right after Robin ready the Genoms had telepathy and they didn't figure this out?

Aqualad: "Set him free".

Are you f*cking kidding me? You said a few minutes ago that the Genoms are feeding him education and it is clearly made by the bad guys, don't you think they would have considered adding something like.. oh I don't know KILL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE AND THEIR SIDEKICKS.

Superboy attacks.

Told you...

Also, when Superboy jumps at Aqualad he clearly has Super Speed and isn't just at a normal person's human speed but later they say he doesn't have that power.

"At a boy"

What? They didn't put a 'To Be continued' sign, this is f*cking wrong.

TOTAL SINS: 48

SENTENCE: I'm officaly whelmed