~+TIME FOR SOME DOOM+~
All zim characters belong to the mighty Jhonen Vasquez, who put the meaning in humor and doom.
A/N:this story talks alot about the stuff that happened in Battle of the Planets and Tak: the Hideous New Girl, so if you haven't seen those episodes I'm telling you right now that they give away the plot. and the ending.
Our story starts in a large ship, it has the Irken symbol on it and the leaders of Irk sit, discussing plans of doom.
"what do you mean tell zim his mission is fake?" red outraged
"why not? I mean, the only person that doesn't know is him. besides I'm getting sick of his calls" purple complained
"I think it's a lot of fun making fun of him" red stated
"I'll make the decisions, I'm taller" purple said
"no you're not" red reminded him
"yes I am" purple said
"by a gagooglenot" (some Irken thingy I made up) red argued
"i'm still taller" purple said
"there's no reason that we can't let zim think his mission is real" red said.
"what about his calls? they're so long and boring? and when he comes back to Irk we can really humiliate him." purple said with a grin
"oh, I get it" red grinned "let's do it"
Meanwhile...on Earth
"GIR!" zim snapped,"what have I told you about playing with the amplifier?"
Suddenly the computer gave out a beeping noise and a blue light flashed.
"a call?" zim was confused, invaders were only supposed to call the tallest and never anyone else it said so on page 258-b of the invader hand book
"greetings" zim said as he saluted to his tallest, he was shocked that they would call him. Had he won the greatest invader award? something he'd always wanted?
"zim, we need you to immediately report to Conventia" Red said, purple was busy sending notices to invaders to come to Conventia
"of course, I'll be there soon"
"and bring your SIR unit" red noted
"I shall" zim saluted and signed out
"YES!!!!!!" he screamed, "i finally won the greatest invader award! yes!!! GIR, we must go to Conventia"
GIR and zim got into the voot cruiser, and they flew to Conventia as fast as they could. Zim nearly got lost because all he could think about was winning the award.
Meanwhile...on Conventia
"GREETINGS, MIGHTY INVADERS OF IRK!" purple welcomed to the invaders,"we need to recognize a special invader today"
Zim got more excited every second, he couldn't believe it was happening. it was so incredible
"there are invaders on Irk who are almost, not quite, but almost as great as us" red beckoned
Zim was exploding with happiness. and GIR was kicking a rock and laughing at it
"and that invader is..." purple started "INVADER ZIM" red conluded
Zim ran as fast as he could to the stage and got a huge round of applause.
"Zim is the most gullible invader there is!" Purple told everyone
Zim stood, baffled
"he believed for years that he was actually on a secret mission" red said,"when the truth was we just wanted him out of here! can you believe it! he fell for that!!"
The audience exploded with laughter.
"my tallest, there must be a mistake, that can't be right" zim said, in great shock
"the only mistake was letting you think you had a mission for so long!" and both red and purple erupted in laughter.
Zim stared at the crowd, all laughing at him, he had been such a fool. He then saw GIR join in the laughter. What had he done wrong? What?? he thought his invader skills were unmatched? what did he do? had tak been right about the tallest hating him? NO it couldn't be!
Zim ran out of the auditorium screaming. He couldn't stand it.
"Okay, there's one more thing we need to cover" Purple said, "INVADER TAK HAS WON THE GREATEST INVADER AWARD!"
Tak walked up to the stage and Mimi followed. They were both disguised in their human form and then changed into their mighty Irken stance.
"thank you Irken invaders" Tak started,"I except this award with great honor, although it is great honor enough knowing that I was the first one that told zim he wasn't a real invader. and the one that motivated the tallest to what they did. and I will further more destroy the planet zim couldn't. EARTH!"
all the invaders cheered, Tak then took her award and took her place back in the crowd.
"thank you Tak, you are truly the greatest invader ever." red stated
"loyal to your mission and only thinking of bringing doom to things" purple concluded
"okay conventions over" red said and went to the back of the stage with purple
Meanwile...in an alley somewhere on conventia
"I can't believe it" zim said beating his head with his fists"what did I do!"
"firstly" a mysterious vioce said from above,"you didn't doom the humans fast enough, it's such a gullible planet, you should have been done sooner. Secondly, you're short, and you know how the tallest hate short invaders. and lastly you always asked the people you wished to conquered for help. so you see you're a poor invader, zim"
pain stakingly zim looked up and saw what was his worst enemy
"YOU!" zim screamed,"TAK! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED MY MISSION!"
"wanted is no longer a true statement, I have your mission, zim. The tallest gave it to me when I won this" she held up the shiny best Irken trophy in front of zim.
"you...won..." zim sputtered
"yes, the greatest invader award" Tak said proudly,"the one thing you always wanted but could never get. I proved you right that I'm a better invader than you'll ever be. The tallest humiliated you and awarded me."
"ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!" zim was outraged
"of course I am."
"I bet I could doom any planet faster than you!" zim challenged.
"you're on, If you doom the earth before me, which you won't, then you can have the greatest invader award. and when I win, you must quit being an invader forever."
"deal" zim said and they shook hands
"so, didja ever eat chocolate bubblegum? I LOVE CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM!" GIR said in a high-pitched voice to Mimi
"GIR! we must get back to Earth" zim said
"but I wanted nachos" GIR complained
"no time for nachos, we must devise an evil plan" zim said, maliciously
"don't waste your time" Tak muttered as she ran to her brand new ship, she would win. she just knew it. She then raced down to Earth.
"hmm, what should my new plan be?" Tak wondered out loud as she flew to earth
"why not continue that snacks plan" Mimi said
"it's been done, I need something new, hmmm...THAT'S IT!!" she had to get to earth fast, her mission depended on it, not to mention her award
"come GIR" zim said," we must get to Earth"
THE NEXT DAY...at skool
"Ms Bitters" Dib said.
"what is it?" Ms Bitters was fed up with these pathetic kids asking questions
"since when does the skool board let rats feed on our desks?"
"silence, stinking child"
Tak looked in her text book but her thoughts lingered to what would happen as soon as the day was over.
Zim had an evil glare at Tak, he wished that he had mind reading powers. stupid gene doner.
Then zim opened his desk, he saw the picture of Irken training skool when Tak had been valid victorian and Zim had graduated last of his class. Tak should know by now that there was a mistake in the answer keys or the computer's grade calculations.
After lunch when the students walked back to their desks Tak opened hers and saw the picture of zim getting first place at the science fair. She knew that he just exploded everyone's entry so he would win. He was doing a sad job of proving he was better.
After school was done Dib left and hoped to go home and get his super discrete camera and take pictures of zim's house then post them on the internet. when he heard a voice.
"huh? who is it?" Dib questioned the voice.
"It's me" Tak stepped out of the bush
"YOU! YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!" Dib screamed
"shush, do you want the world to know?"
Dib nodded
"no matter, hypno tizing you will be easy"
"no it won't"
"shut up and follow me" Tak said and the beam shot across her eyes
Dib followed, like he was a zombie, to Tak's lair.
"welcome, to my lair" Tak greeted
Dib snapped out of his trance, he didn't remember how he'd gotten there. but he was there none the less.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Dib screamed
"I put you in a trance and then forced you to come here" Tak explained, forcefully pushing buttons, then she transformed into Irken stance.
"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
"you do understand that this fanfic was written in 2002, right?" she questioned.
"oh, kay" Dib stuttered
"anyways I have devised an evil plan that will ensure the doom of the world"
"I know, the snack plan"
"that was the last episode, my plan is more clever than that"
"oh, what is it?"
"do you honestly think I'm going to tell you? of course not, I'll hypnotize you then tell you"
Suddenly, several bright flashes came out of nowhere and when they were over Dib stood for a moment and then fell to the ground.
"excellent" Tak said evily,"this will ensure the earth's doom for sure" and then cackled maniacally.
"GIR!" zim screamed
"yes master?"
"I need you to find an evil plan to ensure doom"
"hmmm, I KNOW!! HOW ABOUT YOU SICK A BUNCH OF BUNNIES ON THE EARTH!!"
zim nearly puked at the thought of it," of course not GIR, that won't ensure doom, hmmm" suddenly zim's pencil snapped and he went to look for a new one on the house
"pencils, Irkens shouldn't have to use such barbaric materials. What's this?"
there was a picture on the ground of back in Irken training skool level 3 (high school to us) when they were assigned an essay on 'how to doom a planet' Tak's essay involved using a giant hypno-beam to control a large group of humans to obey her.
Zim's essay involved lots of explosions.
"OF COURSE!" Zim immediately ran down to the base and began his plan on dooming the earth.
so, how'd ya like the first chap? well I have to go to my cousin's b-day party real soon so um, the second chap should be up soon. I'm working on a Tak webpage but until then I recomend you read this fanfic called 'Fake' and go to geocities.com/irkensfromengland (which is not my website, just one i like)
^_~ c-ya in chap 2! R&R please.
All zim characters belong to the mighty Jhonen Vasquez, who put the meaning in humor and doom.
A/N:this story talks alot about the stuff that happened in Battle of the Planets and Tak: the Hideous New Girl, so if you haven't seen those episodes I'm telling you right now that they give away the plot. and the ending.
Our story starts in a large ship, it has the Irken symbol on it and the leaders of Irk sit, discussing plans of doom.
"what do you mean tell zim his mission is fake?" red outraged
"why not? I mean, the only person that doesn't know is him. besides I'm getting sick of his calls" purple complained
"I think it's a lot of fun making fun of him" red stated
"I'll make the decisions, I'm taller" purple said
"no you're not" red reminded him
"yes I am" purple said
"by a gagooglenot" (some Irken thingy I made up) red argued
"i'm still taller" purple said
"there's no reason that we can't let zim think his mission is real" red said.
"what about his calls? they're so long and boring? and when he comes back to Irk we can really humiliate him." purple said with a grin
"oh, I get it" red grinned "let's do it"
Meanwhile...on Earth
"GIR!" zim snapped,"what have I told you about playing with the amplifier?"
Suddenly the computer gave out a beeping noise and a blue light flashed.
"a call?" zim was confused, invaders were only supposed to call the tallest and never anyone else it said so on page 258-b of the invader hand book
"greetings" zim said as he saluted to his tallest, he was shocked that they would call him. Had he won the greatest invader award? something he'd always wanted?
"zim, we need you to immediately report to Conventia" Red said, purple was busy sending notices to invaders to come to Conventia
"of course, I'll be there soon"
"and bring your SIR unit" red noted
"I shall" zim saluted and signed out
"YES!!!!!!" he screamed, "i finally won the greatest invader award! yes!!! GIR, we must go to Conventia"
GIR and zim got into the voot cruiser, and they flew to Conventia as fast as they could. Zim nearly got lost because all he could think about was winning the award.
Meanwhile...on Conventia
"GREETINGS, MIGHTY INVADERS OF IRK!" purple welcomed to the invaders,"we need to recognize a special invader today"
Zim got more excited every second, he couldn't believe it was happening. it was so incredible
"there are invaders on Irk who are almost, not quite, but almost as great as us" red beckoned
Zim was exploding with happiness. and GIR was kicking a rock and laughing at it
"and that invader is..." purple started "INVADER ZIM" red conluded
Zim ran as fast as he could to the stage and got a huge round of applause.
"Zim is the most gullible invader there is!" Purple told everyone
Zim stood, baffled
"he believed for years that he was actually on a secret mission" red said,"when the truth was we just wanted him out of here! can you believe it! he fell for that!!"
The audience exploded with laughter.
"my tallest, there must be a mistake, that can't be right" zim said, in great shock
"the only mistake was letting you think you had a mission for so long!" and both red and purple erupted in laughter.
Zim stared at the crowd, all laughing at him, he had been such a fool. He then saw GIR join in the laughter. What had he done wrong? What?? he thought his invader skills were unmatched? what did he do? had tak been right about the tallest hating him? NO it couldn't be!
Zim ran out of the auditorium screaming. He couldn't stand it.
"Okay, there's one more thing we need to cover" Purple said, "INVADER TAK HAS WON THE GREATEST INVADER AWARD!"
Tak walked up to the stage and Mimi followed. They were both disguised in their human form and then changed into their mighty Irken stance.
"thank you Irken invaders" Tak started,"I except this award with great honor, although it is great honor enough knowing that I was the first one that told zim he wasn't a real invader. and the one that motivated the tallest to what they did. and I will further more destroy the planet zim couldn't. EARTH!"
all the invaders cheered, Tak then took her award and took her place back in the crowd.
"thank you Tak, you are truly the greatest invader ever." red stated
"loyal to your mission and only thinking of bringing doom to things" purple concluded
"okay conventions over" red said and went to the back of the stage with purple
Meanwile...in an alley somewhere on conventia
"I can't believe it" zim said beating his head with his fists"what did I do!"
"firstly" a mysterious vioce said from above,"you didn't doom the humans fast enough, it's such a gullible planet, you should have been done sooner. Secondly, you're short, and you know how the tallest hate short invaders. and lastly you always asked the people you wished to conquered for help. so you see you're a poor invader, zim"
pain stakingly zim looked up and saw what was his worst enemy
"YOU!" zim screamed,"TAK! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTED MY MISSION!"
"wanted is no longer a true statement, I have your mission, zim. The tallest gave it to me when I won this" she held up the shiny best Irken trophy in front of zim.
"you...won..." zim sputtered
"yes, the greatest invader award" Tak said proudly,"the one thing you always wanted but could never get. I proved you right that I'm a better invader than you'll ever be. The tallest humiliated you and awarded me."
"ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!" zim was outraged
"of course I am."
"I bet I could doom any planet faster than you!" zim challenged.
"you're on, If you doom the earth before me, which you won't, then you can have the greatest invader award. and when I win, you must quit being an invader forever."
"deal" zim said and they shook hands
"so, didja ever eat chocolate bubblegum? I LOVE CHOCOLATE BUBBLE GUM!" GIR said in a high-pitched voice to Mimi
"GIR! we must get back to Earth" zim said
"but I wanted nachos" GIR complained
"no time for nachos, we must devise an evil plan" zim said, maliciously
"don't waste your time" Tak muttered as she ran to her brand new ship, she would win. she just knew it. She then raced down to Earth.
"hmm, what should my new plan be?" Tak wondered out loud as she flew to earth
"why not continue that snacks plan" Mimi said
"it's been done, I need something new, hmmm...THAT'S IT!!" she had to get to earth fast, her mission depended on it, not to mention her award
"come GIR" zim said," we must get to Earth"
THE NEXT DAY...at skool
"Ms Bitters" Dib said.
"what is it?" Ms Bitters was fed up with these pathetic kids asking questions
"since when does the skool board let rats feed on our desks?"
"silence, stinking child"
Tak looked in her text book but her thoughts lingered to what would happen as soon as the day was over.
Zim had an evil glare at Tak, he wished that he had mind reading powers. stupid gene doner.
Then zim opened his desk, he saw the picture of Irken training skool when Tak had been valid victorian and Zim had graduated last of his class. Tak should know by now that there was a mistake in the answer keys or the computer's grade calculations.
After lunch when the students walked back to their desks Tak opened hers and saw the picture of zim getting first place at the science fair. She knew that he just exploded everyone's entry so he would win. He was doing a sad job of proving he was better.
After school was done Dib left and hoped to go home and get his super discrete camera and take pictures of zim's house then post them on the internet. when he heard a voice.
"huh? who is it?" Dib questioned the voice.
"It's me" Tak stepped out of the bush
"YOU! YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!" Dib screamed
"shush, do you want the world to know?"
Dib nodded
"no matter, hypno tizing you will be easy"
"no it won't"
"shut up and follow me" Tak said and the beam shot across her eyes
Dib followed, like he was a zombie, to Tak's lair.
"welcome, to my lair" Tak greeted
Dib snapped out of his trance, he didn't remember how he'd gotten there. but he was there none the less.
"WHAT'S GOING ON!" Dib screamed
"I put you in a trance and then forced you to come here" Tak explained, forcefully pushing buttons, then she transformed into Irken stance.
"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
"you do understand that this fanfic was written in 2002, right?" she questioned.
"oh, kay" Dib stuttered
"anyways I have devised an evil plan that will ensure the doom of the world"
"I know, the snack plan"
"that was the last episode, my plan is more clever than that"
"oh, what is it?"
"do you honestly think I'm going to tell you? of course not, I'll hypnotize you then tell you"
Suddenly, several bright flashes came out of nowhere and when they were over Dib stood for a moment and then fell to the ground.
"excellent" Tak said evily,"this will ensure the earth's doom for sure" and then cackled maniacally.
"GIR!" zim screamed
"yes master?"
"I need you to find an evil plan to ensure doom"
"hmmm, I KNOW!! HOW ABOUT YOU SICK A BUNCH OF BUNNIES ON THE EARTH!!"
zim nearly puked at the thought of it," of course not GIR, that won't ensure doom, hmmm" suddenly zim's pencil snapped and he went to look for a new one on the house
"pencils, Irkens shouldn't have to use such barbaric materials. What's this?"
there was a picture on the ground of back in Irken training skool level 3 (high school to us) when they were assigned an essay on 'how to doom a planet' Tak's essay involved using a giant hypno-beam to control a large group of humans to obey her.
Zim's essay involved lots of explosions.
"OF COURSE!" Zim immediately ran down to the base and began his plan on dooming the earth.
so, how'd ya like the first chap? well I have to go to my cousin's b-day party real soon so um, the second chap should be up soon. I'm working on a Tak webpage but until then I recomend you read this fanfic called 'Fake' and go to geocities.com/irkensfromengland (which is not my website, just one i like)
^_~ c-ya in chap 2! R&R please.