S-d: "Hiya all, I'm sabre-dragon! This is my first fic so DON'T FLAME!!! All flamers will be eaten alive by my pet lycanthrope (werewolf/dragon) which is named Sausage. Heheheh say hi, Sausage!"
Sausage: -_- "She is evil..."
S-d: "And now we have a very special guest to do the disclaimer!"
Sausage walks in carrying a bound and gagged Seto Kaiba.
S-d: "SETO!!!" Runs up and glomphs Seto. "Now do the disclaimer!"
Seto: "You stole me! There's no way I'm doing the disclaimer, and you can't force me."
S-d holds up a large mallet. "Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?"
Seto: 0_0 " She just got her pet lycanthrope to steal me, do you honestly think that she owns Yu-Gi-Oh?"
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The rain poured down onto the city of Domino. It was the holidays so even the schools were empty. Well even if the schools were open it was a Sunday so it's not likely that anyone would be in school but...
***S-d: "Narrator guy, quit describing and just open to Ryou's house all ready! Stupid shadow realm... I asked for someone SMART!" Holds up millennium sword.
Narrator guy: "0.0 eep!"***
Moving right along... And inside the house of Ryou Bakura someone was having a little problem involving a very large bottle of milk and one veeery hungry cat.
Bakura: "Ryou get this, this MONSTER off me!"
Ryou: "It's a cat Bakura. And it's just trying to get the milk."
Bakura: "This isn't a cat it's a monster. And the so called harmless monster just bit me!"
Ryou: -_-; "It's a cat and it just licked your hand..."
Bakura: "That wasn't a lick that was a BITE. This CAT is out to get me!"
Ryou sighed then left the room. Instantly the cat's eyes narrowed.
Bakura: "RYOU HELP!!!!!"
Evil cat aka. Precious: "Meoooooow"
Ryou walks back into the room.
Ryou: "See Bakura it's not out to get you it just likes you. Now I'm going to go out for a little while so just stay at home and take care of Precious. And if Precious isn't alright when I come back then..."
Bakura gulped. He had seen his hikari angry before and it wasn't a nice sight.
Ryou: "Precious needs feeding at exactly 4:00. I should be back by 4:30. Now I want you to swear on your tomb robbers honour that you will not a) send Precious's soul to the shadow realm. b) Eat Precious. Or c) go 50 metres away from the house till I get back."
Bakura: "I'm not going to eat Precious, Precious is going to eat ME!!!"
Ryou: "Last time I left you alone with a living animal you ate it. Notice I said LIVING, the pet rock doesn't count."
Bakura: "That's not true! I didn't eat the poochi."
Ryou: "Poochis don't count as real animals."
Bakura: "The packaging on the box said: Just like a real dog:"
Ryou: "You disembowelled it. Then threw it out the second story window. Then you tried to eat it. And then you went to the mall and ripped apart their entire stuffed toy section. And I'm STILL paying the bills!" He started to twitch.
Bakura: "That poochi did the fingers to me!"
Ryou: "POOCHIS HAVE NO FINGERS! HOW COULD IT DO THE FINGERS TO YOU!" He started laughing evilly. "Sane Sane who says I'm SANE!!!! Heheheheheh I can see purple mushrooms! Whee take me to your leader!!"
Bakura: 0_o... "Is, is that normal?"
Ryou: "Trust in the heart of the 6009474923 and a half! And some cheese!"
Bakura: "..."
Ryou: "Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!"
Bakura: "I think, I'll just go get some err help for your umm... Fish head problem. Yes that's it, the fish heads. Soooo I'll just be going now! Bye."
Ryou: " ^______________________^ sugar tastes good."
Bakura raced outside to the kitchen and grabbed the phone and dialled the only number he knew. "Thank Ra Ryou insisted that I learn how to use the phone thing."
Beep Beep beep. There were a couple of screams then someone answered.
Marik: "Hello this is the. Wait a minute will you." There were a couple more screams then the phone was picked back up. "Hel, hello this is the Ishtar residence how can I help you?"
Bakura: "Marik, Ryou is..." He looked behind him. "Currently running round in circles making airplane noises and shouting that he can fly. I think he finally cracked."
Marik: "And?"
Bakura: "What, is it normal hikari behaviour or something?"
Marik: "Yeah, right now mines sitting on the couch and screaming because his favourite soap opera was cancelled."
Bakura: O_O "You call that normal?"
Marik: "Yep just a normal everyday thing! So what did you do?"
Bakura: "I was just arguing with him about poochis..."
Marik: "What about poochis?"
Bakura: "He refused to believe that his poochi did the fingers to me!"
Marik & Bakura: "EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marik: "Well your hikari won't be back to normal for at least a couple of hours so I'd say you're free! How about we go terrorise people then we go send people to the shadow realm then we go CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!
Bakura and Marik: "^____^ girly squeal!!!"
Bakura: "Wait a minute, why in Ra's name did we just squeal girlishly for?"
Marik: "Because the authors trying desperately to be funny and failing pathetically. Or it could just be because we're secretly girls who just dress as guys. After all we both have amazingly long hair for guys. Or the author could just be insane."
Bakura: "I'd go with the last one."
///////////////////////////S-d -_- "DIE!!!!"//////////////////////////////
Marik: "After this chapter we're going to die aren't we..."
Bakura: "Yep"
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Bakura: "Great you come over and pick me up! Then we go terrorise the mall!"
Marik & Bakura: "Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!"
Marik: "Ha!"
Bakura: "What was that for?"
Marik: "Haven't you ever heard of the ancient tradition of ba bom ba THE LAST LAUGH?"
Bakura: -_-; "Baka"
And in the shadows the pair of evil yellow eyes laughed. "Those two baka's will be helpless in front of my amazing power!!! I shall steal their millennium items and then... I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!"
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S-d: "Now wasn't that a dramatic ending. Hikaris and Yami's are separate in case you haven't noticed. And Marik is the Yami, Malik is the Hikari! ^_^"
Seto: "Do I get to go back to Kaiba corp. now?"
S-D: ^______^ "Nope! Please review or send constructive criticisms! And I know that this is sort of strange."
Seto: "And short."
S-D: "But please bare with me! It will get better! And now to go Bakura and Marik hunting. ^____________^ Review Please!!!!! Oh yes and the fish head song belongs to Mamono! Thankies!
Sausage: -_- "She is evil..."
S-d: "And now we have a very special guest to do the disclaimer!"
Sausage walks in carrying a bound and gagged Seto Kaiba.
S-d: "SETO!!!" Runs up and glomphs Seto. "Now do the disclaimer!"
Seto: "You stole me! There's no way I'm doing the disclaimer, and you can't force me."
S-d holds up a large mallet. "Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?"
Seto: 0_0 " She just got her pet lycanthrope to steal me, do you honestly think that she owns Yu-Gi-Oh?"
^__________________________________________________________________________^
The rain poured down onto the city of Domino. It was the holidays so even the schools were empty. Well even if the schools were open it was a Sunday so it's not likely that anyone would be in school but...
***S-d: "Narrator guy, quit describing and just open to Ryou's house all ready! Stupid shadow realm... I asked for someone SMART!" Holds up millennium sword.
Narrator guy: "0.0 eep!"***
Moving right along... And inside the house of Ryou Bakura someone was having a little problem involving a very large bottle of milk and one veeery hungry cat.
Bakura: "Ryou get this, this MONSTER off me!"
Ryou: "It's a cat Bakura. And it's just trying to get the milk."
Bakura: "This isn't a cat it's a monster. And the so called harmless monster just bit me!"
Ryou: -_-; "It's a cat and it just licked your hand..."
Bakura: "That wasn't a lick that was a BITE. This CAT is out to get me!"
Ryou sighed then left the room. Instantly the cat's eyes narrowed.
Bakura: "RYOU HELP!!!!!"
Evil cat aka. Precious: "Meoooooow"
Ryou walks back into the room.
Ryou: "See Bakura it's not out to get you it just likes you. Now I'm going to go out for a little while so just stay at home and take care of Precious. And if Precious isn't alright when I come back then..."
Bakura gulped. He had seen his hikari angry before and it wasn't a nice sight.
Ryou: "Precious needs feeding at exactly 4:00. I should be back by 4:30. Now I want you to swear on your tomb robbers honour that you will not a) send Precious's soul to the shadow realm. b) Eat Precious. Or c) go 50 metres away from the house till I get back."
Bakura: "I'm not going to eat Precious, Precious is going to eat ME!!!"
Ryou: "Last time I left you alone with a living animal you ate it. Notice I said LIVING, the pet rock doesn't count."
Bakura: "That's not true! I didn't eat the poochi."
Ryou: "Poochis don't count as real animals."
Bakura: "The packaging on the box said: Just like a real dog:"
Ryou: "You disembowelled it. Then threw it out the second story window. Then you tried to eat it. And then you went to the mall and ripped apart their entire stuffed toy section. And I'm STILL paying the bills!" He started to twitch.
Bakura: "That poochi did the fingers to me!"
Ryou: "POOCHIS HAVE NO FINGERS! HOW COULD IT DO THE FINGERS TO YOU!" He started laughing evilly. "Sane Sane who says I'm SANE!!!! Heheheheheh I can see purple mushrooms! Whee take me to your leader!!"
Bakura: 0_o... "Is, is that normal?"
Ryou: "Trust in the heart of the 6009474923 and a half! And some cheese!"
Bakura: "..."
Ryou: "Fish heads fish heads roly poly fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!"
Bakura: "I think, I'll just go get some err help for your umm... Fish head problem. Yes that's it, the fish heads. Soooo I'll just be going now! Bye."
Ryou: " ^______________________^ sugar tastes good."
Bakura raced outside to the kitchen and grabbed the phone and dialled the only number he knew. "Thank Ra Ryou insisted that I learn how to use the phone thing."
Beep Beep beep. There were a couple of screams then someone answered.
Marik: "Hello this is the. Wait a minute will you." There were a couple more screams then the phone was picked back up. "Hel, hello this is the Ishtar residence how can I help you?"
Bakura: "Marik, Ryou is..." He looked behind him. "Currently running round in circles making airplane noises and shouting that he can fly. I think he finally cracked."
Marik: "And?"
Bakura: "What, is it normal hikari behaviour or something?"
Marik: "Yeah, right now mines sitting on the couch and screaming because his favourite soap opera was cancelled."
Bakura: O_O "You call that normal?"
Marik: "Yep just a normal everyday thing! So what did you do?"
Bakura: "I was just arguing with him about poochis..."
Marik: "What about poochis?"
Bakura: "He refused to believe that his poochi did the fingers to me!"
Marik & Bakura: "EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marik: "Well your hikari won't be back to normal for at least a couple of hours so I'd say you're free! How about we go terrorise people then we go send people to the shadow realm then we go CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!
Bakura and Marik: "^____^ girly squeal!!!"
Bakura: "Wait a minute, why in Ra's name did we just squeal girlishly for?"
Marik: "Because the authors trying desperately to be funny and failing pathetically. Or it could just be because we're secretly girls who just dress as guys. After all we both have amazingly long hair for guys. Or the author could just be insane."
Bakura: "I'd go with the last one."
///////////////////////////S-d -_- "DIE!!!!"//////////////////////////////
Marik: "After this chapter we're going to die aren't we..."
Bakura: "Yep"
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Bakura: "Great you come over and pick me up! Then we go terrorise the mall!"
Marik & Bakura: "Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!"
Marik: "Ha!"
Bakura: "What was that for?"
Marik: "Haven't you ever heard of the ancient tradition of ba bom ba THE LAST LAUGH?"
Bakura: -_-; "Baka"
And in the shadows the pair of evil yellow eyes laughed. "Those two baka's will be helpless in front of my amazing power!!! I shall steal their millennium items and then... I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!"
-___________________________________________________________________________-
S-d: "Now wasn't that a dramatic ending. Hikaris and Yami's are separate in case you haven't noticed. And Marik is the Yami, Malik is the Hikari! ^_^"
Seto: "Do I get to go back to Kaiba corp. now?"
S-D: ^______^ "Nope! Please review or send constructive criticisms! And I know that this is sort of strange."
Seto: "And short."
S-D: "But please bare with me! It will get better! And now to go Bakura and Marik hunting. ^____________^ Review Please!!!!! Oh yes and the fish head song belongs to Mamono! Thankies!