Me: Hiay! I don't know where I got this idea, but I found it so amusing I couldn't resist!
Celebi: Oooooh! This'll be fun!
Mew: YEEEEAAAHOOOOO!
Me: Oh dear Arceus someone gave you sugar, well; I may as well say before I die of Mew's annoying powers, I don't own Pokemon.
*Pokemon*
"YES! I FINALLY DID IT!" Mew cheered and Celebi looked to her friend with a cocked eyebrow. "I finally convinced Arceus to let the legendaries go to the world where animals are and get pets!" Mew said giddy with excitement and Celebi grinned widely and looked at where Arceus was opening a portal humming to himself happily.
"Mew that's awesome! Let's go tell Manaphy!" Celebi said and they dashed off to find Manaphy and tell him the good news. They found him in the ocean just off the coast of Sinnoh (where he usually is) and when they told him Mew teleported everyone to the Hall of Orgins to see that the portal was indeed open and the legendaries were streaming through, all discussing what animal they were going to get with one another.
"Oooooh let's go!" Manaphy yelped excitedly and they dashed through the portal, all but Arceus went through, because Arceus really didn't want a pet. He technically 'owned' them all, I mean, he is god. Sorta.
"Ooooooooh! It's so cute! Celebi heard Mew exclaim as they fell through the portal where humans where in a building inhabited with all sorts of creatures. Mew was looking at what Celebi had looked at on the internet, it was a tiny little Siamese kitten that happened to look a bit like mew, it even had her eyes! But a human was interested in Mew, and screeched and grabbed at her, and she zoomed out of the way and took off with the kitten, already heading back to the Hall of Orgins to look up what to feed it on the computer they had swiped from the humans.
"Well that was fast." Celebi said and grabbed Manaphy, and lazily drifted out of the store to bring him to the sea. His little brother Phione had already beat him there and was following a jellyfish with interest. Manaphy leapt out of her arms and was soon tailing a dolphin happily. Celebi sighed. She couldn't think for the life of her what she wanted! Even Darkrai knew what he wanted. So Celebi traveled all over the world, occasionally opening a portal to a different continent in search of the perfect pet, and then she found it. It was sweet, cute, could fly, and you could have a somewhat intelligent conversation with it (if it learned to talk) Celebi had picked a Blue Front Amazon Parrot. It was like 5 years old but it was adorable! So she snatched it up and went back to her dimension.
When she got back she noticed the portal closed, so it seemed she was the last one through… hehe… oops…
"Now that Celebi is back I think we should all go up to the podium (a podium randomly appears) and say what animal we got! And if you named it you may share that as well." Arceus deemed and Moltres flew up to the podium and showed them a very big, very long-necked bird, as did Ho-oh.
"This is an ostrich! We got it because it can run fast and it can fly around with us!" They deemed happily and Arceus sweat-dropped anime style.
"Ummm… Ostriches can't fly…" he said and Moltres and Ho-oh looked stricken, and walked off the podium in despair. Everyone looked sympathetic, but it was quite obvious they were rolling on the floor laughing mentally.
Now Articuno and Lugia flew up happily and showed off their black and white birds with quite weird wings that looked more like flippers.
"This is a penguin! See it's glossy wings, I can show them off as I FLY everywhere with it!" they boasted and Arceus sweat-dropped once again.
"Penguins can't fly either." He said and they walked off the podium and everyone just burst out laughing. Now Zapdose flew up, and much to the other legendary bird's despair, he had a cute tiny black and yellow bird flying next to his head chirping happily.
"This is my canary! Her name is Airborne, which I just came up with." Zapdose said and he laughed as the other legendary birds glared at him hatefully. Then he flew off and mew took the stage, and everyone groaned, expecting a long speech.
"This is my Siamese Kitten who I named Blue eyes and he's adorable and I love him and he's so fluffy and-" Mew was cut off as Arceus shushed her and Mewtwo went up before she could protest. He had what looked like a very big cat and had what looked like the beginnings of a full head beard.
"This is a lion. I have named him Simba." He said and walked off. Suicune leapt up followed closely by what looked like lot's of puff-balls stuck together to form a black moving puff-ball.
"This is a labrodoodle. It is a dog, and I have named it Brady." She said and walked down and Raikou hopped up by a tiny (very soft) looking animal that resembled a labrodoodle a bit. It was golden and had tiny little teeth.
"This is my Golden Retriever puppy and he's going to be called Sam." She said and leapt off. Entei followed closely after and had what looked like a rat.
"This is a Chihuahua. He is mine and his name be El Feugo!" Entei said delighted and everyone started roaring with laughter. To think Entei would get such a tiny dog and name it such a silly name! Of course this noise frightened El Feugo and he started growling and leapt on Dialga, who was promptly mauled. Everyone gained a new respect for Chihuahua's that day.
Up next came the Regi's, who apparently decided to get one to share. They had what looked like a green, tiny, Squirtle and it moved very slowly.
"This is a turtle, and if you laugh, he will become like El Feugo in an instant." They said and Arceus snorted. Of course he was the only one that knew that that turtle wouldn't be able to catch them, much less maul them. Everyone else parted so the turtle wouldn't get them. Then Celebi realized she hadn't gone up yet and zoomed ahead of the feuding Groundon and Kyogre. The parrot rested on her shoulder and was chattering mindlessly, mostly about politics.
"This is my- stop that will you? I am trying to talk!" she said scolding the parrot who apologized and stayed quite. "This is my Blue-Front Amazon parrot! I have named her Baby, for that is what she called me when she first saw me." Celebi said and the parrot snorted.
"Liar! I said you looked like a deformed parrot baby!" baby said and everyone just started crying in laughter. Celebi got off the stand feuding with her parrot. Groundon had finally bribed Kyogre into letting him go first so he went up on stage happily with what looked like a lion but was orange with black stripes.
"This is my tiger! I named him stripes!" he said happily and Mewtwo snorted.
"Original much?" Mewtwo grumbled and Groundon pouted and brought Stripes off stage. Kyogre got up on stage and showed them an animal that looked very much like a Wailord.
"This is a whale. His name is Norm." she said and Rayquaza pushed them off stage and brought out a line like animal that had no arms or legs.
"This is my Boa Constrictor. Her name is Lucy!" She said happily and they were then blasted off stage by Kyorge's hydro Pump and Arceus calmed them down relatively fast. They can't really harm each other knocked out cold. Deoxys came up hesitantly and showed them a human child. It was a baby, like only a month old, and everyone gasped and uproar started.
"DEOXYS EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" Arceus screeched and everyone quieted. When Arceus shouts, they KNOW it was a mistake. Deoxys floated leisurely over cradling the child and they got into an argument. Nobody said a word, not even the parrot, as they waited for Arceus's verdict.
*Pokemon*
Me: This actually wasn't supposed to be a chapter story, but I was so over-whelmed with the story ideas that I had to!
Celebi: You are such a failure.
Baby: Look who's talking!
Celebi: HEY!
Baby: Ya, that's right, I OWN YOU.
Celebi: Actually no, you don't. You are MY pet.
Baby: *hangs head and shame and walks away in defeat*