Swabbies
by Chou
Disclaimer: Oda-sensei owns One Piece. Like you haven't
heard this a million times from me before. Anyway, Swabbies is my name for
short, short OP fics, hopefully humorous, occasionally dripping innuendo like a
sweet honey.
Episode 1 – Sanji, Can You Spare a Screw?
"Hey, Sanji. Gimme a screw." Usopp said causally to the chef without looking
up.
"Eh? Do it yourself, long nose." Sanji didn't move from where he was leaning
against the wall.
"Hey! I can't work on this unless you give me a screw, and if I can't work, the
ship's in big trouble!" Usopp returned indignantly.
Sanji, with deliberate nonchalance, tapped some ash off of his bent cigarette
and made no other movements. Usopp glanced the chef, shrugged, and moved his
hand with a jerk. A steady stream of wetness hit Sanji in the face.
"Oi! Oi! You're dead, you…you shit…gah, long nosed…gah!" Sanji sputtered. Usopp
calmly moved his hand and the stream stopped.
"Want some more, you lazy chef, or is it a blast in the face again?" Usopp said
haughtily.
Sanji growled, stalked over to Usopp's toolbox, and pulled out a screw.
"Fine! Here's your damn screw!" he shouted and stomped off to change into dry
clothes.
Usopp grinned and went back to repairing the hole in the hull.