A/N: So, being a Cajun and a Texan, I've always been fasinated with the rivalry between my two respective home states. I have never seen two groups fight harder over nothing!

I've also been really interested in these letter writing deals that people have been doing so I figured it would be fun! :3

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-_- I really with this was longer!

Howdy y'all, it's little old me: Texas, the Lone Stare State, the only state in these 50 United States to be officially recognized as a country!-

Would you shut up? You word slurring redneck!- I'm Louisiana, the Who 'Dat State by the way, and unlike my clumsy and most likely retarded half sister over there, I don't run out into the ocean and wave at random boats*!-

(*When the Spanish first made port in Texas the Caddo Indians were standing on shore yelling "teysha" witch means friend or comrade. The Spanish named the land Tejas, witch was later translated into Texas by the Americans)

You shut up you annoying Swamp Frog! I'd let you talk about your accomplishments, but it seems you have none!

You Little Bitch! You couldn't have won your Independence from Mexico if I didn't help you, and what do I get in return? You Nagging me constantly- further more in my entirety I was a lot bigger than you!

Awww! Is some one sore that big brother France don't love them no more? How sad!

I will come across this table TexAss!

Oh, Bring. It. On. Welfare State! I'll open up a whole can of whoop ass on you!

What did you just call me?

I think you heard me!

A/N: You guys better get back on topic before I write Spain and France into this to keep you two under control!

Yes, ma'am!

So anyways, America has this funny idea in his head that we aren't in touch with the rest of the world- witch is just stupid because everyone was just in Louisiana because his people don't know how to run an oil rig right!

I thought we all agreed that was Britain's fault?

I didn't!-

Bitch!

Anyways! He's making us answer any questions you have about us!

And she means ANY question!So you have full permission granted to you by these United States government to ask any prying questions you want just by leaving a review on this here story!

With Love,

Miranda Ramirez & Louis Miller