Bing-Chi-Ling
Ok ya. . . weird title. . . u'll get it if u know Chinese. . .ya im soooo
lazy ive been meaning to type this one for EVER. . .
WARNINGS: don't like shounen ai don't read, don't like Zabuza/Haku don't
read, don't like anime,WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU READING THIS FOR?! -.-;;
::ahem:: back to the warnings. . . don't like sick humor don't read. . .
NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!! THE DISCLAIMER! ::prods Haku
with a senbon:: go
Haku: Pyro911 doesn't own any Naruto characters ( although she wishes she
did ), or any ice cream. . .-.-;;;;;;
Pyro911::I ish poor T_T ON WITH THE FICCIEEEEE XD
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Haku looked at Zabuza hopefully, "Zabuza-san can we-""no"
"But you didn't even hear what I was asking. . ." "I KNOW what you were
about to ask" "Soooooo . . . Can we?" "no" "why not?" ". . ." we haven't
done it is such a long time. . ." "And that was enough for me" Haku frowned
thinking how he could persuade Zabuza. . . he had an idea and changed
tactics "You KNOW you want to. . ." he asked with huge puppy dog eyes. It
was Zabuza's turn to frown. The boy was right. . . he DID want to. . . he
voiced his worries out loud "What if someone sees us?" "Ill kill them if
you want me to, Zabuza-san "a smile had almost broke out on Haku's face,
he could see he was winning. Zabuza sighed. . . he was getting too old for
this. . . "Fine." The smile that had been threatening to break through
Haku's poker face had finally succeeded. "Then I'll just change into
something a bit more comfortable" Haku said as he beamed and practically
skipped to his room.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ one hour later
Haku smiled as he licked up a drop of white liquid trickling from the
corner of his mouth. He gave a contented sigh , Haku really loved vanilla
ice cream! He straightened his pink kimono ever wary of the boys in the
ice cream shop , still oblivious to his gender, trying to see down his
shirt. "Zabuza-san aren't you glad we came?" "Feh. Well I decided if you
were going to put up so much of a fuss about it. . ." he trailed off to eat
the rest of his coffee ice cream , his eyes ever wary searching for any one
who could blackmail him for this.
~*~*~*~**~~*~*~**~~**~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Konoha village, same time
The jounin Hatake Kakashi, AKA Sharigan Kakashi, the former leader of the
elite Anbu squad paused from reading his Hentai manga: Icha Icha Paradise,
and looked at the moniter and burst out laughing. . . Zabuza would NEVER
live this down!
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wut did u think?-.-;; get ur mind out of the gutter! Lol ^_^ And ill be
adding another chappie to answer reviews. . . so PLEASE
REVIEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
~Pyro911