Summary: Edward, Alphonse, May Chang, Envy, Greed (or Ling Yao), Colonel Mustang, Liza Hawkeye and Gluttony accidentally warped through time, towards the Naruto world!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Full Metal Alchemist at all…

(FYI: Bolded words are thoughts the characters are having and slanted ones are things out of the ordinary.)

Edward's eyes fluttered open, realizing he was lying face-flat on the ground of dirt and grass. Chirping and twittering of birds and insects surrounding him, as he lifted his head up to glance at the specks of light glittering from spaces where the leaves didn't cover the sky.

"Where am I…?" His thoughts trailed off when he remembered the fight underground with the homunculus, Envy and Gluttony and….Ling Yao! He snapped out of his thinking, and jumped up spinning his head left to right…unaware that nobody was around…Alone..."AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alphonse snapped up from unconsciousness when he heard scream echoed around the…forest? He stood up, looking around him, just as what his brother did, confused at his surroundings.

An agonized groan sounded from inside his armor. "Oh I nearly forgot, May Chang, are you okay in there?" He asked worriedly and pulled off his helmet to let some fresh air get in. Just as he opened it, the little girl jumped out and landed gracefully on the ground in front of him.

Then, they start the whole routine again, looking around and giving a confused look. "Where are we…?" The two echoed in unison and stood there dumbstruck.

Envy grumbled something as the still unconscious (and drooling, ) Gluttony laid flat on his back. "Would you get off me, Gluttony?! I'll really kill you if you don't!" He gave a punch at his face, watching his face regenerate for a while before turning into a small mouse, just small enough to get off the fatso.

Turning back to his human-like form, he glanced around, then at the sky, with a look that couldn't be wrong; innocently confused.

Edward kept screaming in anger, accusing the old man who looked like his father for transporting him somewhere out in the wild. Slamming his head on the nearby trunk of a tree, he realized that maybe Al was still fighting those monsters. Blood started flowing freely from his forehead after all the bonking head, but that didn't stop him from blaming himself for underestimating his opponents. "Now what have I done? I don't know where this whole place is, except somewhere in the wilderness, or maybe in another time!" He stopped at the end of his sentence, before rolling on the floor laughing like a maniac.

"How could that old man do that? He can't go using alchemy and warping people off the face of the Earth to another century or so!" He wiped his tears from his eyes and got up, straightening his clothes, which was covered in dried blood and dust he had picked up from the fights.

He started walking randomly in a direction, walking, still walking…until he throws another fit again. "Oh this is getting me to nowhere!" He shrieked and slammed his hands on the nearby tree, creating vines to let him step on. The glow of the transmutation circle stopped and he climbed with difficulty up towards the canopy of all the trees.

BACK AT THE MILITARY:

Colonel sat calmly at his chair sipping his mug of coffee with his assistant Liza Hawkeye standing straightly, looking at the President King Bradley. It was very rare for the man in the highest seat coming to Roy's office, since the Flame Alchemist simply wanted to get rid of him, so he could be the highest one.

"Well, President Bradley, what would you want to meet or talk to me at this day where all the State Alchemists are at work?" He had made it already very obvious at what he planned to do.

Bradley smirked and pulled out one of his swords from its sheath pointing it at Roy. Instantly Colonel pulled out his drawer and reached for his gloves, just as Liza reached for a gun. But the homunculus was far quicker.

He sliced Roy's desk in half and pointed it at his throat. "What is the meaning of this?" Liza demanded, aiming her gun at the President.

He grinned, and pulled another sword out. "It means I have to kill you for knowing so much about my identity," He replied calmly and his sword came slashing down…

Edward finally spotted a walled up city or village in the distance, towards South. He jumped off all the vines he had transmuted and started running towards the village, clutching his stomach from the wound he had got AND hungriness.

He had nearly forgotten about eating anything before he was swallowed by Gluttony, from yesterday or the day before that to now, he hadn't eaten anything at all. The sound of his stomach growling slowed him down, turning into a slow motion of running to a stop and falling to the ground.

His only thoughts were about food, knowing he can transmute gold without any one from the military knowing, to pay. Closing his eyes, the last thing he saw was a pair of blue sandals in front of him….

Notes:

: When I said about Al waking from unconsciousness, I wasn't sure if someone could do that, oh well.

: In the manga he was an 'it', but I didn't want to keep calling him that so I made him a male instead…

Please R&R! I need to know if continuing this fan fiction is necessary!