Uh-oh Ragnorok got cought doing some rather nasty name calling and was convicted of public indecincey
but because they can't do much to him with out hurting Crona who is comepletely inocent
the juge gave him comunity service and some how that service became reading to KID'S ! at the local Library
and now let the chaos unfold
WARNING: the following is the complete and utter ruining of beloved classic's and has a GREAT deal of swearing and violance you have been warned
1st time Little Red Riding Hood
The fierce demon sword looked over his audiance of kindergartener's and cleared his throat
Ahem once their was a girl who lived on the edge of the forest because her parent's where tottal prick's who didn't give a rat's ass if their kid was all fucking lonely cuz you know parent's are complete douch-bag's when it come's to that kind of thing
oh and she had HUGE fucking tit's ! and since her parent's were to dumb to tell not to she would run around in white shirt's
with a black bra and it was super fucking hot ! cuz you could see her tit's right through her shirt
Aell one day her mom said to take some food to her granma cuz she was sick and to fucking stupid
to not live in the middle of a god-damn forest and her famaly were to big a pussy's to tell her to fucking move
so they got the great idea to send a fucking kid ! into the wood's this was mostly cuz they where horny and whanted her out so they could fuck in her bed so they wouldn't have to argue over who had to sleep in the cum stain just like you parent's are right now
And so being to much of a ditz to call child servecis she when't to take the food to her grandma
as she was walking in the wood's a big bad wolf saw her and was like whoa i would love to screw her brain's out
cuz she had realy HUGE tit's so he decided to go rape her and he walked up and was like hey sexy bitch and Red was like holly FUCKIN SHIT ! a talking wolf so she grabed a big ASS STICK ! and she whent all APE SHIT ! on him and she didn't stop until his fucking dome was so crushed it looked like road kill
And she had had e-fucking-nuf she ran to her brain dead granma's house and was all like ok you senial old cunt pack your fucking shit ! your stupid old wrinkly ass is going to a home !
The End