I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.

Chapter 1: He's a WHAT!

Sasuke sat upon his bed. He was cooling down from another workout session. Sasuke reached over and grabbed his water bottle, which he left up in his room, and took a drink of it. Then he suddenly began to cough violently until he slid onto his back gasping for air. He tried to yell for someone, but couldn't find the strength to do so. With his last breath he let out a small whimper.

"Hey, where is Sasuke-kun?" asked Sakura, noting his late arival.
"I don't know. Maybe he slept in?" pondered the blonde ninja.
"Sasuke's isn't one to over sleep like you naruto...Maybe he is sick!" she gasped.
"Nah, Sasuke takes care of himself pretty well, he eats healthy food all the time. Why can't he just eat ramen like everyone else?"
"Because he isn't you..."

Naruto sweatdropped.
"Hello team." poofed Kakashi as he appeared.
He looked around and frowned.
"Where is Sasuke?"

"We don't know." Sakura answered.
"I'm tellin' ya that he overslept..." murmured Naruto.
"Shut up Naruto!" growled the pink haired ninja.

"Well...Shall we go find him?" asked Kakashi as he started his way to Sasuke's house.
The teens followed.

Soon they arrived.
"Hey, the front door is open." said Naruto.
"Don't go sneaking in Sasuke's house without knocking!" yelled sakura.
"But...it was open..."
"I DONT CARE!"

"Will you two stop fighting? Let's just go in. If it's open then that must mean that he is home."
The teens nodded and looked around.
the house was clean.

"His shoes are here." pointed out the orangle clad ninja.
"Maybe he is sleeping..." mumbled Sakura.
"Told ya'."
Sakura glared at naruto.

They made their way upstairs. One door was open.
They looked in to see a room with clothes on the floor and a spilt water bottle.
Sakura walked in and picked it up. She closed it and placed it on the desk. She then took a shirt and wiped up the mess.

"Sasuke had to have been in a hurry to not clean up this mess." she huffed.
"Even though his house is clean, his room is messy..." noted Naruto.
"I'm sure Sasuke has better things to do then clean his room. It's not like he has friends over anyway. He is a loner." she said.

"Ah, he still has clothes on his bed." Naruto said as he went to lift the shirt.

As naruto lifted the shirt he gasped and jumped back.
"Sasuke's a kidnapper!" he yelped.

They looked at the infant on the bed and gasped.
They watched closely as the baby opened his eyes.

The baby yawned and rubbed his eyes and looked around.
It looked at each of the then stopped at Kakashi.
"wa da eh mah won" 'What are you doing in my room?"
"Awwww! It's soooo cute! There is no way Sasuke would steal a baby, but...why is it...he...here" sakura said as she took the nude baby and wrapped him up in Sasuke's shirt.

"Wa! Haa!ha!" "What the hell! Hey!"
The child squirmed in her arms and squealed.
Kakashi took the child from her and bounced him in his arms.
Sasuke stopped and looked at him. He seemed so big...
Then he gasped and looked himself over.
"Ah BABA!" 'I'm a baby!' The infant yelped.

"Now, where did you come from little guy?" asked Kakashi smiling.
Sasuke looked at him and looked around for something that he could indentify himself with. His eyes finally landed upon the group picture they had taken.
Sasuke motioned his hand towards it while he fussed.

naruto looked over and smiled at the picture. He picked it up and walked over to them.
"Is this what the baby wanted?" asked Naruto, holding up the picture.
the baby pointed to himself in the picture.
"hmm...? Why is he pointing to sasuke?" asked Sakura.
The baby grunted as he pointed from the picture to himself. After a few times naruto caught on.

"Wait...Is that Sasuke?" yelped the ninja.
The baby nodded "Ya!" 'YES!'
The team froze until their thoughts were lost when Naruto fell to the ground laughing.

"SASUKES A BABY! HAHAHAHAHA- OWW!" yelped Naruto as sasuke threw the picture at him.
"NA! FANA!" 'NOT FUNNY!'
"We need to see Lady tsunade..." said Kakashi as he ran down to exit the home.
The team following behind.

Soon the made their way to Tsunade's office.

"Hokage-san! Somethign terrible has happened!" said Kakashi in a grave voice.
"Hmm?"
"Sasuke has been..well...this is now him." said Kakashi as he held up the baby.
Tsunade, after a small laughing fit, looked at kakashi and grinned. She stood and faced the baby.
"So you're sasuke, huh?" asked the hokage.

Sasuke nodded and her eyes grew wide.
"It...really is him?" she gasped.

'I'm surrounded by idiots...' thought the baby ninja.