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Chapter 1: Aint that a trip!
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(first pov of?)
You know as an avid gamer you would think I would be desensitized to weird crap happening right?
Well you would be wrong, and I would be and am half-dead inside a cold damp dark hole.
Let me explain before you start asking the what's! and the why's!
Let start off slow shall we…
My name is…well…its…
Oh, to hell with it my name is Fred Flintstone, and no! That's not my real name.
If you folks are going to ask why the hell I'm not giving out my real name well that has to with the world that I currently find myself in.
This is my story and how my life went from very boring to very screwy in the span of a couple of hours.
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POV of Fred
In truth I don't even really know how this happened.
One night I was just simply slacking off and playing some video games you know the usual.
However, the next thing I know I get blinded by a great big flash of Technicolor light and get dragged from behind to some unknown destination.
As I was blinded by what I can only describe as a freaking vortex of light I could literally feel my insides unravel.
Naturally this kind of experience doesn't exactly bode well on someone's consciousness, so I blacked out.
When I came to, which by the way I no idea how long I was knocked out, I found myself lying face first on a cold hard metal floor in complete darkness.
As I slowly pulled myself up I could barely stand at all, the experience had left me feeling…
Nauseated…
…
…
Okay to be real with you, I felt as if somebody shoved power drills in both of my ears and that they were meeting in the middle.
In my defense I did just get sucked into what could only amount as an interdimensional portal or if you watch Doctor who getting thrown through the time vortex.
Anyway, back to what I was saying about getting up off the ground.
As I got up off the metal floor I could barely see a thing in the complete darkness of the room.
As I slowly got my bearings, panic started to slowly set in on me as I began to list off in my head what the hell happened to me.
My thoughts of the time mainly ran like this.
One, I have been kidnapped.
Two, I am now in a room, that is most likely a jail cell, alone in complete darkness with no idea where the hell I am.
Three, whoever has kidnapped me has kidnapped me with the expressed intentions of experimenting on me if the light show from earlier was any indication.
Finally, number four, I am completely screwed.
Of course, as I thought that last bit. The lights decide that they want to turn on and once again blinded me.
"GAH! I'm, getting real sick and tired of being blinded!" I yelled out in anger
"Oh, dear I am so sorry about that." Echoed back a rather young and somewhat meek voice, completely catching me off guard as this was most likely whoever kidnapped me.
Still blinded and still rather angry at the fact that I've been kidnapped I responded the only way I knew how.
"Alright! Where the hell are you! You son of a Bitch! Why the hell did you kidnapped me!"
"GAH!" *Clang*
My ears immediately perked up to that loud clang and I immediately rushed t towards it. With the full intention of knocking the lights out of whoever kidnapped me!
Of course, as my eyes slowly came back into focus, but by that time it was too late to stop me from charging.
*SLAM* *Thunk*
The only words that came out of my mouth after tripping over what I can only assume was whoever kidnapped me while running at top speed was that of a low groan of pain.
"Oh my! Are you all right!" The voice asked me as my vision finally came back into focus just in time for me to see who exactly I tripped over.
What I saw completely blew my freaking mind.
Because as I looked back to see who I tripped over. I was not met with the face of a person.
No.
What I was met with was a brain suspended in blue gel in a reflective case on a cylindrical metal blue and yellow body, that had big black vacuum tubes for arms, silvery tank treads for legs, and prize machine grabbers for hands.
As my eyes widened in surprise I could slowly start to see my own reflection staring back at me as I gazed at the brain's glass like case on the robotic body.
I had short warm black hair that was trimmed on the sides in the back, but the bangs long enough that they could be combed over to the left.
I was always had paled skin and my face always carried this grim angry appearance.
My overall body type was very stocky, I had some big shoulders and a bit of a gut. That is to be expected considering I didn't really eat healthy.
I was dressed in my favorite floral, blue and white print button up shirt and blue jeans with my favorite pair of black converse.
"Are you alright Goodfellow?" Asked the Robo brain in concerned tone
"No, I don't think I'm alright. In fact, I think I've gone insane." I bit out with sarcasm and disbelief.
"Oh, why do you say that?" The machine asked in concern for my well-being.
"Because right now I'm seeing something that should not exist."
"An what would that be?"
"I… You… All right look it's complicated okay." I bit out as I then looked around to take in my surroundings.
What I found were curved walls of beige tan with borders of blue and yellow. The walls themselves gave often feel as if you were in a bank vault.
Bank Vault…
Vault…
Oh God please no…
"Before we go anywhere else of this, could you please tell me what year this is and where we are." I bit out cautiously and with great hesitance
"Oh, well that's simple the date is December 4, 2161!" The Robo brain responded cheerfully
To which my response was to only flip around and look back at the ceiling while laying on my back thinking in despair
"why, God just why?"
"As for where we are! We are currently in one of vault-Tec's most advanced vaults in existence given the codename vault infinity!"
"WHAT!"
"Which with your arrival is a complete success!" The Robo brain chirped happily.
"AGAIN! WHAT!" I practically screamed at the robot which did not deter its happy mood.
"Oh, yes with your arrival the multi-verse theory has been proven true and now the vault has its own vault resident!"
My jaw could only drop in disbelief in response to this insanity. My life was ruined, all because of vault-Tec and their incessant need to screw with things they shouldn't.
A few seconds passed by after this announcement and growing in concern the robot questioned me.
"Are you all right sir?"
My only response was to pass out from the shock.
AN/thanks for reading everybody!