Hey guys...so I got to thinking. What would the Cahills write for their fanfiction? So, this first chapter is about Dan. Hope you like it! It's kinda short, so i'm sorry. Please please review! Thanks!

Chapter 1

Dan woke to the sound of someone tapping on a keyboard. Needless to say, this was not a pleasant way to wake up. The noise was coming from Amy's room, so Dan threw a pillow at the wall separating their rooms. "Stop typing Amy," he croaked, still half asleep.

The noises stopped for a moment, but then continued after a few minutes. Checking his digital clock, Dan saw that it was seven o'clock in the morning, so he decided to just get up anyway.

At the stove, Nellie was flipping something that didn't look like pancakes. "Nellie, what the heck is that?"

"Duh. Hot Crab breakfast burrito. Not everyone likes cold cereal, you know."

A minute later, Amy came in, rubbing her eyes. "Thank god it's Saturday."

"Yeah, and I would have slept in if somebody hadn't been typing really loudly this morning." Dan glared pointedly at Amy.

"Sorry," she replied, looking a little guilty. "I was…..just typing."

Dan glanced curiously at his sister. "Typing what?"

"Nothing. Now stop being nosy and mind your own business."

Dan was curious. What could his sister possibly be doing?

After Amy was done eating, Dan followed her upstairs to her room.

He peeked his head in. "Hey Ames. Whatcha doin'?"

Amy sighed in exasperation. "If I tell you, will you stop bothering me?"

"Yes. Well, it's a definite maybe."

"OK, fine. You know that fanfiction stuff? That people write about us?"

"Uhg." Dan shuddered as he sat down on her bed. "I hate the Natan."

"Yeah, stuff like that. Well, I thought it would be cool if we could write some fanfiction and post it online. Just for fun."

"Hold up." Dan held up his hand in a stop everything gesture. "You're actually writing some of that garbage?"

Amy shrugged. "Some of it's good. And I'm just writing it to show how we actually feel, not what some stupid authors think we feel."

Dan jumped to his feet. "Hey, that's actually a good idea! I think I'll go make some to tell everyone how stupid Natan is!"

He hurried to his room and logged on the the site. After he made an account, (ultimateninjalord101) he started typing out a story.

Dan saw Natalie walking down the street. He hurried to catch up with her.

"Hey Cobra. Why aren't you in England?"

"I'm getting my nails done," she replied.

"Well, that's a really stupid thing to do." Dan then shot her with a dart gun and she became unconscious. Dan had his ninja servants carry her back to Dan's house, and Dan locked her up and made her spill her most embarrassing secrets. Then, he dumped hot tar on her nails, and she tried to fight him, but, Dan being the ninja lord he was, fought her back down using some of his ninja moves. Then, he dropped Natalie off a cliff and went into Amy's bedroom to find Ian and Amy making out. Dan took a movie of it and posted it on youtube and it got so many hits that Dan became rich and famous. The End.

Dan named his story The Future Predicted by Dan Cahill, and posted it. Within a few minutes, he had a review. He clicked on it, and an angry message popped up. It read.

HOW DARE YOU WRITE SUCH THINGS I LOVE NATAN AND NOW I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HATE NATAN AND I WANT TO STALK YOU UNTIL I FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!

"Wow," Dan muttered. "Who knew that some people were so passionate about Natan?"

He wondered what Amy was writing about….

So if you have any ideas, please tell me. Review review review! Thanks!