Okay, so here's a small one shot that was inspired by an event that happened in Geography class a few months ago. I meant to write this down some time after that but I just forgot.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter if I did then I would've made it into a tv show already! (With more scenses of Harry and Snape having father/son moments)


"Class you are to have an open book test today," professor Snape said, he walked over to the black board wrote down the page number, date and the potion they're learning that day. "I want you to write the date, class period and the page number at the top of your parchments."

Harry raised his hand. "Professor Snape? I know this is gonna sound really, really stupid but what's the abbreviation for page?"

Snape stared at Harry in bewildered confusion before pointing to the black board where the abbreviation for page was.

Everybody in the classroom started laughing at Harry, and Harry too is laughing at his own stupid question.

Snape himself is having trouble not to go further than a smirk; on the inside Snape is laughing his ass off.


Sucks doesn't it? I just had to get SOMETHING down and published. And reviews, good and bad, are accepted so I know that at least some people are interested in reading small random crap like this.

Well, goodnight muggles!