Disclaimer: I do not own Haikyu! Furudate Haruichi does.
A.N.: I'll be out of town for a little, so I won't be able to write for a bit, so I did some drabbles for a contest on Tumblr and decided I'd share them with you guys to enjoy until I can get back to my other stories.
Kageyama vs. the ATM:
"Damn it! Why won't you give me what I want!?"
Kageyama had been banging on the ATM for a good half-hour now. All he wanted was that extra $1.50 to have enough for his meat bun. Why wouldn't it give it to him? He entered his PIN number again and entered in [$1.50]. He waited for a second before the machine once again spewed out at him, [SORRY, INVALID AMOUNT. PLEASE ENTER A VALID WITHDRAWAL AMOUNT.]
"Dumbass! Dumbass! Dumbass ATM! You're just jealous you can't play volleyball like me! Stupid dumbass!"
Unfortunately for him, his yelling at an ATM seemed to have drawn a crowd, much to his obliviousness. Until he heard a very familiar, smug chuckle.
He whipped his head around, and turned bright red when he saw the large crowd that had gathered. And then he saw the source of the smug laughter.
"What do you want, Tsukkishima?"
"Well, like all of these other people in line, to withdraw some money. It's nice to see that your stupidity doesn't limit itself to the classroom. Just take out the twenty and get out of everyone's way."
"Shut up, dumbass! I only need $1.50! Why would I get out more than I need!?"
Tsukkishima sighed.
"Maybe, you take out the twenty and then you have extra money so you don't need to come back here everyday and make a scene?"
Kageyama looked at Tsukkishima and then at the ATM, mouth opening up in awe.
"You honestly didn't think of that?"
"Shut up!"