A/N – this was one of my mini stories in 'Its a Mini Adventure!' and decided to post it on its own. The things I state are very stereotypical qualities so I hope I am not being offensive to anyone! My two best friends are gay so don't think I am passing judgement? Anyway – I hope you find this funny. Of course I don't think Voldemort is actually I just like the observation! If you like this read It's a Mini Adventure! Oh and do not own anything apart from the observations made but people could have made similar ones!
Ten Reason's Voldemort is Gay
He has a fixation on a Mr Harry Potter.
He is way too good at keeping secrets.
He uses torture as an outlet for his suppressed desires.
He is constantly surrounded by male death eaters who could be providing a service beyond killing if you know what I mean. (wink wink!)
He wants to take over the world – clearly a cry out for companionship.
He wants to live forever – only a gay man is that obsessed with staying beautiful and of course fashionable!
He had a HUGE daddy complex – need I carry on?
A fondness of snakes- symbolism for his fondness of something else?
He so knows what colours work well on him – traditional black mixed with a hint of green on the dark mark. Fabulous!
Famous gay people always change their name – Elton John, Boy George, George Mchael etc..!
What do you think!