Kuro-Kun: Do not read this, it's fucked up

Disclaimer: I don't own pewdiepie, he own's himself

Warning: It's fucked up


"OH ME GEWD" Pewds screamed, "OH MINECRAFT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

Was playing a barbie game that horrific? Well, for Felix it was. All that fucking kawaii pink shit made him wanna barf. His other side loved it though.
His Fabulous side. Pink was a fabulous color though he wouldn't admit it. He even looked super sexy in pink. Mmmm, with that fluffly scarf. Oh yeah. So delicious.

Cry found Felix absolutley irrisistable, as he loved fabulousness too. Pewds was by far the most fabu fucking person the man ever met in his life. It was like
love at first sight.

"AHH THE KAWAII DOGGY-CHAN HELP ME." He cried, watching a pink poddle pop up in his screen when he finished the final level. It barked sexually and did some poses
before panting on like a bitch. The dog might've been a porn star in it's earlier days. Oh the fun.

Marzia laughed behind him and ran to the bathroom before her boyfriend chased after her with fun/anger.

FINNALY THE VIDEO WAS OVER WITH.

It took a few hours to edit and shit until he was free. It was honestly fun making vids for his bro's. Though some hated, he didn't mind at all.

"CRAII~" He yelled, walking around the house. Cry was over. It was a personal story for him so he didn't give pewds exactly the reason why he was gonna live with them
for a few months. Felix respected it and decided not to ask until he told him by himself.

"Wut?" Replied a smooth voice from the kitchen. Cry was stuffing his face in nutella when teh super fab man found his secret admirer.

"Oh ma cry," He spun over to him and did a leap in the air liek a ballarena, "Why have you been eating shit?"

Cry choked and emitted a slight chuckle when he finished the sentence. "Oh gawd pewds, ai only eat your shit."

Felix gave him a face before laughing. "hueHUWWEE HUWWEE. Can I drink your piss?"

Cry snorted and shook his head, "dude, you're so gay."

"I'm only gay for you~"

Cry gave him a mesmerizing glance before puckering his lips into an extreme duck face, "Oh ma gawd senpai, I luff you~"

Pewds began dramatically crying and slowly ran into Cry's arms with a wierd giggled and spun him around till he fainted. It sure was fun being with cry. Marzia usually
didn't do this kind of shit with him. She was grossed out TT^TT It broke felix's heart. CRY-SENPAI WAS AWESOME. Now what would he do with his fainted body? Other
than to drown it or strip him naked and tape him to a pole. Hmm...

Marzia screamed when the two fabu people came into view. Pewds had one hand on cry's butt and the other on his waist. Cry was knocked out and didn't know anything.
Well yeah, of course she'd get them wrong, Them two acted so ghei with each other. This was the extreme. She thought they were gonna do "it".

WHY WAS THE WORLD SO CRUEL MAN, WHY?!

Pewds let go of cry and left him bleeding on the floor and tried to chase marzia but she was too fast for him.

Well damn, he had to lay off the chips. By now, she was out and not visible to the naked eye. He remembered Cry and swaggered to him.

"GET UP MUDDA FUCKA!" The fab king shouted, shaking the sex god. Yes, Cry was the sex god. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BODY AND HIS FUCKING VOICE? Awh yeah.
Pewds grimaced when cry didn't wake up and smirked when he thought of something.

He took out some ice cubes from his freezer and placed them in cry's boxers. It was disgusting he had to reach on his pants but worth it.
Cry's reaction was priceless.


Kuro-Kun: I will continue this on if I get a positive feedback. Not gonna make a new chapter, just gonna edit this one and make it longer and get to the next chapter when cliff hanger :D