I Love Me
Disclaimer: I don't own anything involving Total Drama or any of the characters from the show. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis.
I am Justin
I know me
I love my reflection in the mirror that brings me glee
My shaggy hair
My incredible face
My model physique can put any man in its place
All of the girls love me
Oh, yes they do
I'll have them begging on my feet, oh it's so true
My shining teeth
And my big blue eyes
Can take one romantic soul by surprise
Why am I gorgeous?
Why am I smoking hot?
Is it my charming smile that gets the girls right on the dot?
It must be true
And that I can't deny
That with my hotness all around, who wouldn't lie?
I'm way hotter than everyone
That's a full-blown fact
No matter what, I'll always keep my sexiness intact
Because my name's Justin
This I decree
If there's one thing I love more than life, it's this:
I love me!
Yeah, I was on a bit of a brain jam at the last moment, so I figured I treat myself to this poem featuring one of my favorite characters of Total Drama, Justin! Of course he may be vain, narcissistic and thinks that no woman's suitable to be with him, but to me, I think Justin deserves a little love in my heart. Anyway, feedbacks are welcome! (My apologies if it's way too short.)