Masterchief Does Nothing
Story I
It was a long and hard day on Earth. You know, being attacked can make you really tired, especially if you are the Masterchief. Oh man, what hard work he does, fighting, saving the World, almost dying, smashing in alien faces, you know… It's not such an easy job for one man, that is why Masterchief is sending out job applications, basically so he can send those people that he hires out to do the work for him.
And that is why the Masterchief is doing nothing.
For information on applying to do Masterchief's work, call this number.
1-800-UBCHIEF