Percy turned from the toiletry shelf to his trolley. It was a wonder that he hadn't gotten lost in the huge Walmart store, even for him. He had to get a new toothbrush, because Tyson had accidentally used his. The toothbrush hadn't survived.

He noticed something that shouldn't of been in his trolley in it. There was a single note attached to the hot pink laced lingerie. He read it:

-SS

It was only two letters, but it was enough for Percy. "Damn Stolls," he muttered. He picked up the lingerie and roughly shoved it onto a rack of toothpaste. Before any old ladies could lecture or try to kill him, he took his trolley and started searching for Travis and Connor.

As soon as Piper had spotted them, she had raced to get to the exit. She had heard prank stories of the infamous Stoll Brothers, and she wanted nothing to do with them.

Right before she was about to get out she was stopped.

By Travis and Connor.

Shit.

"Where are you off to, Piper?" Travis, or Connor, said, smirking. "Uh..." She must've looked like a deer in the headlights, because their smirks only grew. "Would you like to join us for a couple pranks, Miss McLean?" "No," she replied sternly. "Now, if you could let me go, I would appreciate it."

Their eyes glazed over from her tone of voice. "Sure, see you later, Piper."

Piper quickly walked out, smirking.

Works every time...

Percy walked over to the Stolls and grabbed them by the scruffs of their necks. "You put lingerie in my trolley! They thought I was a mentally disturbed pevert!"

Travis nervously chuckled. "But it worked all to plan. We wanted to meet you here, and you found us! Right, Connor?" Connor only sheepishly smiled. Travis eyed Percy. "We did it because you didn't take us with you on your fun elevator voyage." Percy rolled his eyes and released his grip on the two.

"You would've blown up the elevator." "You took Leo and Thalia with you." Connor countered. Travis checked his watch. "Speaking of Valdez, he should've been here by now." Percy frowned. "How does he know you're here?" Connor grinned. "Lingerie."

Moments after he said that Leo stormed over to them. He noticed Percy and raised an eyebrow at him. "They got you too?" Percy only nodded. Leo huffed and crossed his arms. "An old lady hit me over the head with her handbag." Connor laughed along with Travis.

Percy silenced them with a glare. "Why did you even want to meet us here?" "Well after watching that video of you doing the elevator trick - bravo, by the way - we decided you had the skills to pay the bills." Travis explained. "So you want Percy and I to play pranks on the mortals with you." Leo summed up.

The Stolls grinned. "Exactly!" "We're in," Percy said. Leo nodded and matched their grins.

"It would be funnier if a guy did it," Travis negoicated. "Can I do it?" Connor asked in desperation, like a 5-year-old. "Okay, go Connor!" Leo said. Connor sniggered to himself before approaching an employee.

Connor's legs were squeezed together and he was holding his hands over his crotch area. He waddled over to the male and screamed at the top of his lungs. "I NEED TAMPONS, RIGHT NOW!"

The workers eyes went as wide as plates and he took a small step back. "Uhh.. Ummmm," he struggled for words. "WHERE ARE YOUR TAMPONS?" Connor screamed again. By now the remaining pranksters were in fits of laughter.

"WHERE ARE THEY? I NEED TAMPONS!" "A-aisle 27," he stuttered out. Connor sprinted away and the crowd that had gathered looked at him in confusion.

"What the fuck was that?" A random bogan woman asked. Small murmurs faded as the crowd dispersed.

"That," Percy said in between laughs, "Was golden."

"You haven't seen nothing yet."

"How much trouble will we get in for this?" Percy asked as Leo fiddled with the lock on a display bike. "Who gives?" Travis said. "Annabeth wasn't happy the last time I got arrested," Percy stated.

Leo let go of the lock and turned to him. "You got arrested?" He whispered. "It wasn't even my fault," Percy said, rather glumly. Travis and Connor were slightly grinning. "What did you do to manage that?" "I kinda, uh... Borrowed a car for a while once..." "You stole a car?" Leo hissed again.

"It was an emergency! I didn't know the car wouldn't make it back! I was planning on returning it." Percy reasoned. Connor scoffed. "Right... You were going to return it." "Hey! You and Travis steal all the time! And Leo probably does too!" "We are sons of thievery. We are supposed to steal things."

Leo got the lock off the bike. The front tire didn't have to be added, as it was already there, so Leo didn't have to worry about finding one. He got on the bike and paddled it forward off the small platform. Miraculously no one had seen them yet, because they were near the back of the store were people hardly went, or knew about, even.

Leo grinned. "I'll see you gentlemen later," and he set off on the bike.

As Leo rode around Walmart grinning like an idiot, people stared at him. Eventually a worker noticed and stood in front of him. Leo had no choice but to stop, much to his hidden delight.

"Um sir, do you realise that bike is of the store's property?" Leo mentally grinned. "Yes, I do. I'm just taking it on a test drive, to see if it's worth buying." The employee looked at him with an excellent poker face. "Uh, but your not permitted to do that in here." "Why not?" Leo asked dumbly.

"I don't really make the rules here, but you just can't. It goes under thievery." Leo took on a face of hurt. "Oh, oh. Right. I.. I guess I'll g-go return it." He look out a small sniffle. She bit her lip. "Sorry sir, but, it's the law."

Leo turned around and headed back to the back of the store, where his friends were waiting. When the worker was out of sight, he burst out laughing.

Wow, I am on an uploading rampage! I should really update the Guardian story, so I'll eventually do that. And yes, I wrote 'Elevators' after reading 'Things to do in an elevator', and I found it hilarious. And I was like: wow, imagine Percy doing this with Thalia and Leo!

So I wrote it, and you loved it, so now I'm starting Walmart, featuring our favourite Hottie, Mechanic, and Pranksters. (Yes, the 'hottie' is Percy).

Peace Out,