hello everyone and welcome to my first crossover! :D i've had a sort of writers block' for a little while and started this story as an exercise and i figured i'd publish it! c: it's also helped me get used to writing crossovers which ill need for the second arc of henna who! so i hope you enjoy it, cronstrucive critique and comments welcome, and feel free to suggest a pony you want to appear in the story! don't be shy! c:

my little twilight: malistaire is magic

chapter one: celestia's surprise

little twilight sparkle was doing some spring cleaning before her queen and taskmaster princess celestia came to her house for her monthly visit to discuss twilight's studies and latest discoveries on the elements of harmony and luna's mischief and pinkie pie's baking.

twilight used her tail to swisdh away cobwebs and the hairy spiders living on them. she dusted them out of her cupboard, her fridge, and her freshly baked cupcakes that pinkie sent to her that morning. next the purple unicorn trotted into her bathroom and lifted the lid on the toilet to reveal a huge thick web with a giant hairy spider on it! it had 16 legs and thirty eyes and had a stinger coming out of it's butt! (have you ever found a spider in your toilet? i did once well it wasn't MY toilet it was in a portajohn last month but i looked inside (i didn't have to lift the lid someone had already stolen it) and there wAs (sorry caps) a HUGE SPIDER like the SIZE OF A TARANTALA it was black and HAD A RED HOURGLASS ON ITS REAR END it was probably SUPER DEADLY and had fangs the size of ivermectin syringes and it hissed at me when i came close! SO I looked in the garbage bin and saw a huge swirly lollipop so i grabbed the lollipop and smackd the spidur\\er oh my gosh im getting all shaky just remembering it and i squshd it, dropped the lolliopp in the toilet and ran away and never went back!)

"die bug!" twilight shrieked even though spiders aren't bugs they're arachnids just like ticks and lifted a huge swirly lollipop with her tail and smacked the spider and it died to pieces.

"well i think that's everything" said twilight and walked into her living room and her whole house was sparkling. it also was lemon scented and spike started sneezing because he was allergic to lemons. then the doorbell rang!

"I'LL GET IT" twilight sang all ladylike and galloped to the door and opened it with her horse teeth. standing out side was princess celestia!

"hello princess celestia this is my home" twilight said showing her around.

"hello my bastard child." said princess celestia regally.

twilight stopped dead in her tracks but thankfully her heart didn't actually stop. "wh... what did you just call me?"

"twilight." princess celestia said walking up to the tiny mare. "it is time for you to learn that you are actusally my daughter."

"what do you mean?!" twilight shouted, running around her house in a panic. "no, my parents are dead!"

"that's what i told you to think until you were ready for the traumatic truth." said princess celestia.

"well, then... tell me everything." twilight demanded.

"all in due time. right now you must accompany me to the castle for your coronation ceremony." said princess celestia.

so they took a chariot to the castle and all the ponies were there. including apple jack, rarity, pinkie pie, rainbow dash, twilight sparklie, and fluttershy. except pinkie pie wasn't there. the cutie mark crusaders were also there even though they already had their cutie marks so they really just kept the name so no one would get confused. princess luna was ponying the mike.

"mike check 1 2, hey hey, this is p-loon in the house, we've got some illin' stuff lined up for you homies tonight" she said.

"GET OFF THE SATGE" screamed dj pon3.

princess luna scoffed with power and discord appeared next to her.

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THAT WAY TO MY WIFE!" he said (they got married the spring before, right in the garden where discord used to be stoned, it was so romantic!) and used his magic to vaprioze dj pon3 into itty bitty chunks and it sounded like a houdini splicer disappearing. but everyone glared at him so he put the pony back together but in the shape of a snowman.

then princess celestia and twilight sparjle appeared on the stage when the red curtain was pulled. they were standing with their heads high and wearing royalty capes.

"hey, is that twilight?" asked apple jack.

"yeah, it is!" said rarity. "is she... wearing a cape?"

"twilight is royalty?! shrieked rainbow dash. i mean sure twilight's brother shining sentry was married to princess cadance who was princess celestia's aunt or something but twilight was never considered royalty because she was too young and nerdy and ugly.

twilight waved to her friends with a swish of her tail which would've been acceptable in ponyville but they were in canterlot and there it means kiss my ass and a lot of ponies got offendeded. princess celestia stopped at the end of the stage and twilight stood in front of her.

"ladies and gentlecoats of equestria, i have a confession to make... twilight sparklie is my illegitimate daughter."

the audience gasped in surprise. then they started cheering and throwing confetti and balloons rained down from the ceiling and one stuck out of pinkie pie's butt. or at least it would have had she been there.

princess celestia turned to her daughter with a crown and purple wings in her mouth. "twilight, my daughter, are you ready to become a princess?"

"yes!" said twilight, bouncing excitedly.

"okay, hold still while i put the crown on you, also the wings are going to hurt when they knit into your skin-"

suddenly there was a bright flash of lightning and a boom of thunder and it started raining outside AND inside because big macintosh wet himself from fear, and a sinister figure slid past the window outside.

"who was that?!" shkreamed twilight sparkle.

suddenly, with another flash of lightning and pinkie screaming, the dark figure appeared on the stage, between twilight and princess celestia! twilight backed away in fear at the person before her. he was old and cold, with pale deathly skinly and a big nose, and had a ponytail and braids and had a long twirly mustache and goatie! he was also wearing a long black dress!

"OH NO!" princess celestia screamed. "IT'S THE MASTER!"

"not quite, princess" growled the man. he looked at twilight and his expression filled with hatred. "YOU!"

"huh?" twilight asked before being launched off the stage with a burst of magic dust that smelled of old poerson. she slammed into the far wall and fell into the punch bowl.

"stop this madness!" princess celestia demanded, stepping up to the man.

"make me!" he said.

"who are you, and what do you want?" twilight asked, trotting back up to the stage and the punch bowl was stuck to her butt.

"i am malistaire drake, death school professor extraordinaire at ravenwood, master of necromancy, and i demand all of the royal family's magic be transferred to ME!" the old man said.

"no" said princess celestia, crossing her hooves.

"why... NOOOOT?!" malistaire screamed, giving himself a headache and a vein popped out of his temple.

"what do you plan on doing with that kind of power?" princess celestia asked.

"i will use it to become allpowerful and handsome and conjure the perfect cupcake to be my friend and bring back my beloved wif sylvia, who you should very well know!" malistaire said and his face contorted something awful, loking full of malice and hate, before he started laughing evily and more lightning flashed outside.

"you'll never get that kind of power." said princess celestia proudly.

"FINE," sneered malistaire. "you've left me no choice. i'll help myself to the purple unicorn's magic!" he said and pulled the magic out of twilight and it hurt and she screamed and it looked like cotton candy or toy stuffing. malistaire absorbed it and started laughing again.

twilight shook on her feet and tried to stop him, but her horn wasn't working anymore! "my horn! it's not working!" she saod.

"that's because you have no more magic!" malistaire said, then stopped laughing "i'm out of here." he opened up a portal to somewhere. "princess celestia, you have one month to either surrender your kingdom's magic, or i will obliterate equestria into a colorful slurry!" he said and walked through the portal but because of the length of his threat it closed too soon and his butt cheeks were cut off and they fell to the floor and they could all hear him screaming from wherever he was.

"what do we do know?!" all the ponies asked, scared, milling around like spooked horses.

twilight picked up the butt cheeks with her hooves. "i... don't know."

"i do." said princess celestia. "twilight, i'm going to need to send you and your friends on a little mission."

END OF CHAPTER ONE~