OKAY, let me explain this. My entire class watches/knows about Hetalia and we all roleplay a character and most often call each other by that country's name. Some of us play more than one character and will change between them randomly. For example, I roleplay Prussia, Italy and Greece. My friend Ben roleplays Rome and America. My other friend Avril roleplays Australia, Vietnam and Thailand. However in this derpy story is me (Prussia), my friend Josh (Spain) and my friend Sarah (Fem!Germany). THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Well, the Salad Fingers part happened at lunch and Spain DID take Fem!Germany's beans and start dragging them over my face and calling himself Salad Fingers. BUT IT DID HAPPEN. This happened in our tech teacher's room at break because I can't go outside. I hurt my knee in ballet (I take ballet, don't judge me, it is very hard and it hurts) and the cold aggravates it so I have to stay inside. Anyway I'm allowed to have one person inside with me each break. The first break I had Spain i and the second break I had Fem!Germany in. Spainmade me write down everything he said and so did Fem!Germany. I combined the two and made this! Yay! R&R!
NOTE: My red contacts for my Prussia cosplay came in today! Yay! :D
The Day Spain Was a Bird
Prussia laughed at Spain's rather loud fail bird noises.
"What are you doing?" Prussia laughed, turning away from the computer and looking at his friend.
Spain laughed and pointed to the exercise bike behind him. "Look at that bike. That's my getaway bike. I could… I could rob 4 banks with that bike!"
Prussia laughed.
Spain took the meter stick beside him and bent over, pretending to be an old man. "I got to go get my beer, 'cause I'm so old. I gotta get that… But I collapsed, and fell…" Spain fell to the floor, and said; "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Prussia laughed and shook his head, turning to the computer and opening a document. He began to type the derpiness that Spain was saying. "It was… Awesome. It was like when I was smelling that popcorn in the field when I was a young laddie… Yeah, that happened, because I'm so old. Yeah, that old man…"
Spain pointed to a few pictures on the wall drawn by younger grades. "Y'know what that mouth reminds me of? A snake." He turned to another. "That one reminds me of Gru."
Prussia nodded. "Ja, that one does look like Gru."
He bent over again and resumed his old man voice. "Yeah, it smells like… frozen beer! Yeah, gotta get my frozen beer, laddie…" He began to walk over to a mini-fridge behind Prussia. "Oh, here's the freezer, I moved it."
"You moved it?" Prussia laughed as he typed it all down.
"Yeah."
Suddenly, Fem!Germany came in and was eating beans. She sat down beside Prussia and read what he had wrote. "What is this?!" she asked, genuinely confused,
She then began looking at Prussia with this really creepy stalker face as she ate the beans. She got up and sat behind Prussia's chair and began flailing her arms around. She took the meter stick from Spain and began poking Prussia with it. Prussia shooed her away and she sat down next to him again.
Spain took a few of Fem!Germany's beans and began draping them over Prussia's face. "I'm salad fingers~" Spain muttered. "I love rusty spoons-"
RIIIIIIIIIIIING
"The bell rung, let's go." Fem!Germany announced. She ate the last bean and was suddenly sad as there were no more at home. The three walked back to class and had Literacy.
THE DERPY END!