Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece at all. Now just read and have a ball.
A/N: Happy Holidays readers of fan-fic! In honor of the best time of the whole year, I decided to make this One Piece poem about Christmas and the Straw Hats looking forward to Jolly Old Saint Nick. Think of it as my gift to every single fan from someone so skilled. As for gifts for I want, more reviews for my stories like 'Who's the favorite?', 'Halloween Crossover Special', and 'An All-Star Guild.' What's a guy got to do? Anyway, please read, enjoy, and review.
One Piece
Christmas Peace
T'was the night before Christmas on the Thousand Sunny
The home of the Straw Hats
Tonight they knew someone was coming but it wasn't the Easter Bunny
Nor any vampire bats
They especially didn't expect those Grinch-y Marines
To come and ruin their Christmas cheer
For they were going to have Christmas food such as meat and beans
As well as sake, which is basically Japanese beer
No they were expecting the jolly fat man garbed in red and white
To come and give them presents
The thought of presents made them giddy and full of delight
Especially with no 'Red Dogs' or 'Blue Pheasants'
Though the Straw Hats were not the only ones with wishes
The marines wished for pirates to be gone
For they believed pirates to be malicious
Though that wish was something people couldn't really count on
Now back on the Sunny a magnificent brig sloop
That had a figurehead which was really cute
It held a really close almost family tight group
And they were also pretty strong to boot
Anyway out on the ship's deck which was also a lawn
Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp were playing in the snow
They were throwing snowballs when they heard someone shout 'Nami-swan~'
Sanji was on the ground after Nami hit him because they were almost under the mistletoe
Up in the crow's nest Zoro grumbled before lifting his dumbbells
While Robin was inside reading a Christmas book
Then everyone heard someone sing 'Jingle Bells'
It was none other than the musician Brook
Everyone heard it throughout the whole ship including Franky
Who was busy in his workshop
When he heard the beautiful music he pulled out a hanky
Because otherwise the Christmas tears wouldn't stop
Sanji was smiling while still working on the pastrami
Soon the Christmas dinner would be ready
He worked really hard on making extra special dishes for Robin and Nami
Nami yelled out to the boys to drop the anchor so the ship stays steady
Everyone was now in the kitchen enjoying a delicious feast
Luffy of course was eating most of the food
His appetite was comparable to that of a rabid beast
Though this didn't put his friends in a bad mood
Soon everyone talked about what they wanted
From the man who was ever so jolly
And was never taunted
Chopper's eyes lit up as he stopped licking his ice lolly
Robin was the first to speak
She wanted a very special history book
She said that she wanted this book because she heard it was unique
The next one to speak was Brook
He said that he wanted something that would make a beautiful sound
So he could continue making songs and shanties
That would be sure to astound
He was knocked to ground when he asked if he could see Nami's panties
Sanji wanted special ingredients to make delicious meals
Luffy quickly got excited
But Sanji was more focused on Nami and Robin being head over heels
Zoro thought to himself that Sanji was shortsighted
Zoro said that he only wanted some booze
But he said it didn't matter if it came from the old man
He then decided to snooze
Usopp spoke once he was done with his flan
Usopp said he wanted more equipment for slingshot
So he could become a better and braver warrior
That way he'd be even stronger than the enemies they all fought
This would make them even more superior
Franky the shipright wanted more tools so he could continue upgrading
This of course caused the boys to call him cool and neat
The attitude and stares of the ladies however seemed more degrading
The doctor Chopper simply said that he wanted treats that were ever so sweet
Next was Nami who was the neediest
She wanted jewels, money, and a big bag of loot
Zoro commented on how she was always the greediest
His face wound up meeting Nami's foot
Now Luffy spoke with a smile ever so benevolent
Did he want meat, jewels, a statue, a big diamond ring?
His face showed the same toothy grin and his wish was clearly evident
He shouted "I want to be the Pirate King!"
Yes the crew was definitely going to have a blast this time of noel
They then went outside to see the snow and beautiful Christmas moonlight
Then Luffy and the crew gave out one big happy yell
"We wish a Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
A/N: Do you like how I did this all in rhyme? Well this goodbye for now so enjoy this wonderful holiday time.