A Day in the Life of Hexadecimal
Written by Lady Sita
Disclaimer and Notes: I don't own ReBoot or it's characters. I own a psycho cat, and if you try suing me, I'll let her bite your leg off. This fic was written during a fit insanity, so if you don't like it, I don't care. It takes place during Season II.
Rating: PG (blowing up stuff and ASCIIs)
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7:30 - Wake up. Wonder why I woke up. Go back to sleep.
10:05 - Wake up again. Can't get back to sleep.
10:08 - Drink 5 cups of Java.
10:11 - Java takes affect.
Mental Note: Ask Dot what exactly is in Java.
10:12 - Try to zap Scuzzy. Fail miserably. Scuzzy was always bad to use as target practice.
10:30 - Stare at Bob in my mirror.
10:45 - Stare Bob some more, but this time his ASCII. How delightful!
11:06 - Go bother Meggy.
11:07 - Get ignored by Meggy.
11:08 - Find another way to get Meggy's attention.
11:09 - Blow up little bits of the Tor. Grin fiendishly.
11:59 - Make some tea and cookies.
12:02 - Transport Bob to my Lair.
12:03 - Watch him squirm.
12:05 - Offer Bob some tea and ask him how he likes my outfit.
1:00 - Release Bob after some stimulating conversation.
1:05 - Give rest of cookies to Scuzzy.
1:07 - Watch Scuzzy get sick all over my new carpet.
1:08 - Sincerely hope the cookies won't defragment Bob's stomach.
1:30 - Work on my latest painting.
1:45 - Get chased out of the Principal Office.
Mental Note: The Mainframers don't like it when I use the dome of the Principle Office as a canvas. Especially when it's of Bob's ASCII.
2:35 - Make an appearance at Dot's Diner. Watch everyone exit very quickly.
Mental note: Popping out of nowhere makes the most glorious expression appear on people's faces.
2:37 - Return to my Lair after that strange creature with no legs and a strange accent yells at me.
5:45 - Redecorate my bedroom in blue.
6:30 - Experiment time. Feed Scuzzy Java. Watch him bounce about.
8:50 - Retire early.
9:00 - Dream about a certain Guardian.