Hey it's me, I'm at college, I should be doing my World Language homework…should, but I'm not, I'm writing this instead. It's another chapter fic. This'll only be about 3 or 4 chapters probably.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, but I do own my OC Nix.

It was a peaceful night in Jump City…peaceful that is except for at the recently robbed museum. Red X ran from rooftop to rooftop, looking back only once to savor his work. His most recent client had hired him to steal a priceless paining from the museum, and he'd get paid a hefty sum for it when he handed it over.

"Going somewhere?" When he turned back around he was face to face with the boy blunder himself. Robin stood in front of him, arms crossed, and a stern scowl on his face.

"Robin, you know you're no match for me by yourself." Was all Red X responded with.

"Maybe I'm not, but that's why I didn't come alone." As if on cue the other five titans rose up behind him. Starfire floated up over him, her eyes glowing green and starbolts at the ready, Cyborg was on her right sitting on a green pterodactyl, and on her left was Raven generating a platform to stand on with her dark aura while Nix sat at her feet calmly taking a sip from a cup of tea.

"Do you guys plan out these opening battle sequences? Because sometimes they're a little over the top." Red X asked sarcastically.

Robin just responded by yelling out his familiar phrase of "Titans Go!" Immediately the six of them began their attack, Nix manipulated the tea out of her glass and splashed it into Red X's face causing him to stumble backwards. Starfire flew up behind Red X with the intent to grab him, but he threw one of his X's at her causing her to fall backwards on the ground and struggle to get out of her restraints. Cyborg and Robin charged at him from opposite directions only to have Red X jump out of the way causing the two of them to run into each other. Before Beast Boy and Raven could even attack Red X bound them together with another one of his X's. It looked like he was going to get away, but luckily Nix had released Starfire from her restraints and as Starfire held him down Nix attempted to freeze him.

Red X managed to fight them off, just in time for Robin to charge at him again. Meanwhile Beast Boy and Raven we still struggling. "So uh…Rae while we're here, how come the dark aura isn't a taxi for me, but the second Nix has the bright idea to sit there you let her?" Beast Boy asked, laughing awkwardly as he did.

"Beast Boy this isn't the time for this conversation, and my name is Raven!" She said as she tried to cut the X with her powers.

Robin and Red X were evenly matched, each taking hits and missing them, it was pretty frustrating. "Why don't you give up now Robin? We're even, there's no winner." Red X said, throwing punches as he spoke.

"Not until we get that painting and turn you into the police." Robin said, also throwing punches as he spoke.

"Sorry boy blunder, but being turned in just isn't my style." Red X said before kicking Robin over and proceeding to take down the rest of the team with his X's. Cyborg was stopped mid attack, his laser covered in an X, and then he himself was stuck to the roof of the building. Starfire had managed to steal the painting but was taken down by and X as Red X ran by and took the painting from her. Nix made a break for the painting when Red X was distracted by how amusing it was that Raven and Beast Boy were still stuck together, but she wound up tripping over her pointe shoes and letting him escape.

"Dammit!" Robin said as he slammed his fist down on the ground. Nix sighed, this was going to be a long night.

The six titans sat, well technically only five of them were sitting, in the common room of the tower, all of them were finally released from their restraints, Robin was not happy. He paced back and forth in front of the other five with a scowl on his face. This was the first time in a long time that the titans had let a villain escape, and he was definitely not pleased about it.

"So uh…Red X…anyone else a fan of the Jason Todd is Red X theory?" Beast Boy asked nervously, trying to make a joke.

"Not the time BB." Cyborg whispered.

"Don't ever mention that theory in this tower ever again!" Robin yelled before turning to look out the window.

"Dude it was just a joke." Beast Boy shot back.

"Now isn't the time for jokes." Robin retorted. "Now is the time for a debriefing. For starters, where did we go wrong?" He said shifting his gaze from the window to the three titans sitting in the middle of the couch, Beast Boy, Raven, and Nix.

"Dude what'd we do wrong?" Beast Boy shot back.

"For starters you and Raven didn't even attack once, you got taken down right away and spent the rest of the fight talking about why you can't use her powers as a taxi and barely trying to get out of your restraints."

"Hey, I was trying to get out of the restraints, I didn't want to be stuck to her emotionless ass for the rest of my life."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Raven demanded whilst glaring at him.

"You can never take a joke and every time I try to make you smile you throw me out a window!"

"Well what would you do if you had to be followed around by an overly happy grass stain who doesn't know anything besides jokes all day long?!"

"Hey guys! Calm down, it's not all your fault, remember Nix is the one who dropped the painting at the last second." Cyborg yelled to try to get them to shut up, unintentionally pissing off the young hydrokinetic.

"It's not my fault, it's hard to run in pointe shoes!" She yelled back at the half metal man. "Besides, I'm not the one that immediately lost the ability to attack after having an X shot at my hand!"

The four titans continued to fight as Robin just glared out the window, not even attempting to stop them. Meanwhile Starfire sat there timidly trying to stop her friends from arguing. "Friends…please…let us not dwell on the-"

"All I'm saying is we hadn't let a villain get away for five years before you joined the team. Five long perfectly peaceful, un-fanfiction related, non-T-Car destroying, years!"

"I'm not happy all the time, if you even knew a thing about my family you'd know why I joke all the time!"

"These pointe shoes are the world to me, I'm not giving them up because you can't handle having an X shot at your laser!"

"I refuse to give that a dignified response, we've already met your family, and besides the fact that Mento seemed like a jerk, the rest of them seemed fine."

"Robin please could you stop them from-"

"Let them work it out on their own Star, this group needs it."

That's when Starfire had the last straw. "ENOUGH!" The other five stopped what they were doing to look at the Tamaranian princess, her eyes glowing green and her starbolts out and ready again. "This group needs counseling! Now listen very carefully friends, everyone in this room needs to spend time with another specific person in this room until they completely understand each other. It will be better for everyone that way."

"But Star-" Beast Boy started to protest.

"UNDERSTAND?!" The girl yelled. Everyone nodded in unison. "Good, Raven you will spend time with Beast Boy, Cyborg you will spend time with Nix, and Robin-" The boy blunder looked confused. "You will call Batman, I am certain there are things that he has yet to tell you."

The others moaned and complained, but agreed, they didn't exactly want to deal with an angry Tamaranian princess.

"Starting tomorrow morning you will all do as you have been told, understand?" The others were silent. "UNDERTAND?!"

They hurriedly said yes before running off to do whatever they wanted to do till the next morning, after all tomorrow would be a long day.

So that's chapter one, please R&R