Five Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Harry Potter Characters:
Chapter 1: Dudley Dursley
1.
Dudley was never stupid.
"Now Duddikins, spell cat for mummy."
Dudley hated when his mum called him pet names, Duddy, Duddikins, Dudliwinkies, he hated it.
"C-A-" He began to blank out.
"Now why would I want to spell 'cat'?" he wondered. "Now, owls, they're fine animals."
"O-W-L."
"DUDLEY!" and he received a sharp slap to the bottom, and before even he cried out in pain, his mother began to cry.
2.
He was jealous of Harry.
Harry was everything Dudley wanted to be.
Bright, smart, agile, funny, handsome, witty, likeable.
Dudley sighed as he fingered one of his many love-handles.
Harry had the messed up jet-black hair that all the girls admired in fifth grade,
Dudley had the thinnish blonde hair that was neatly combed to perfection, courtesy of Mum.
Why couldn't he be more like Harry?
3.
He used to like Hermione Granger.
Once, while Harry was outside doing who-knows-what, Dudley snuck into his room.
Lying on his bed, was a photo frame.
The picture, to his utter disbelief, was moving. Three people were smiling and waving at him. Dudley rubbed his eyes, and they were still moving.
Harry was on the left, grinning broadly holding a broom, and on the far right was a very boy who was very tall and skinny with red hair and freckles. And in between them, was the most pretty girl he had ever seen in his life.
She had bushy brown hair, tossed around by the wind. Her cheeks were flushed, and she had a genuine smile and the most warming brown eyes ever. He felt his cheeks getting hot, and he threw the picture back on the bed and ran upstairs to play video games. He had never forgotten that girl, and when he finally met her, 19 years later, he fainted.
4.
When Dudley grew up, he became a flight attendant.
Ever since he learned that Harry could fly, Dudley was enchanted by flight. He, too, wanted to be able to fly on a broomstick and feel the rush of air whistle in his ears.
He once tried on mum's mop, but all he got was a wet behind.
So when he grew up, he decided to be a flight attendant, and he finally learned how to fly.
5.
Dudley named his first child Harry.
Dudley married a very pretty woman named Amy. She was also a flight attendant, and she had jet black hair and cool blue eyes. She was fit, and encouraged Dudley to lose weight by working out with him. When he asked her to marry him, and she said yes, he fainted.
When their son was born, with her jet black hair and his watery blue eyes, they named him Harry, and sent a silent blessing to Dudley's favorite cousin.