Get ready for the most dramatic battles you've ever read in a fan-fiction.

Lurr stood over the magical staff that would give him ultimate power. He grinned to himself. After saving D'jok everyone thought he was a good guy, little did they know he would soon rule the world.

"Don't do this," Sinedd said at the cave door. (They're in a cave you see)

Lurr turned around. "How did you find me?" he questioned.

"I don't follow you everywhere,"

"I know you don't,"

"GOOD!"

Lurr was upset. "Sorry," Sinedd pleaded. "Forgive me,"

"Don't worry about it," Lurr smiled.

They looked at each other. "Don't pick up the magic staff," Sinedd suddenly said.

"Yes don't," Warren entered the cave.

"You!" Lurr and Sinedd said together. Warren drew his wand.

"Exspelliarmus!" Warren yelled and directed his wand to Sinedd.

Sinedd went flying and landed on the other side of the cave.

"At least I will die like Cedric Diggory," Sinedd whispered.

"The spell was different bitch," Warren spat. Lurr growled.

"Let's not turn this into Lord Of The Rings, leave the staff and draw your wand," Warren growled back.

"Or I could send out my Pikachu to kill you both," Rocket entered the cave.

"Anything but Pokémon!" muttered Lurr and Rocket smiled and threw out his Pikachu.

Lurr picked up the staff and Warren readied his wand.

"Gentleman, it's seems we have ourselves a showdown," Rocket announced.

OH NO! WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WELL WHY DON'T YOU READ ON!

"Pikachu, thunderbolt!"

"Exspelliarmus!"

"Whatever wizards say in lord of the rings!"

All three men went flying.

"Ouch! Bitch," Sinedd yelled as Rocket landed on him.

"Hahahahahaha," Artegor entered the cave.

"Artegor, I tried," Sinedd whispered from the ground.

"Here let me end your pain," Artegor put a gun to Sinedd's head.

"No,"

BANG!!!!!!!!

Artegor then snapped the staff, snapped the wand and even snapped the Pikachu. Woowamboo then ran in.

"Damn it, D'jok we're too late!" He yelled.

D'jok joined him at the cave door as Warren stood up.

"Gentlemen, it's seems we've got ourselves a showdown," Warren announced. "Hedwig now!" he suddenly screamed.

Before anybody could do anything an owl swooped down and attacked everyone. Eventually D'jok caught it and ripped it's head off. The men looked at each other.

"Well that wasn't much of a showdown," D'jok said.

Micro-ice entered the cave. "You wanna showdown? Take this mother fuckers!!!!" Micro-ice screamed. "Kame-hame-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"

The other three men were blasted back. Suddenly Aarch entered the cave.

"You killed these men?" he growled.

"Yeah," Micro-ice snarled.

Suddenly Aarch began to shake, then with a blast of light he turned into a were-wolf.

"Your gonna die bitch! You hear me? Your gonna die!" he screamed.

"Oh bloody hell," Micro-ice said in a British accent and ran past the were-wolf and out of the cave.

"Come back here you little punk!" the Aarch were-wolf yelled and chased after him.

Stevens then walked in and saw the bodies. "Help, Murder!" he screamed in Oblivion Elder scrolls voice.

The end.