I only noticed it after I wrote this chapter, but there are two popular Disney movie references in here. Can you spot them 0.o?
Doflamingo was a bad man. He was very tall, had a sour personality and the shortest temper ever known. He took his nightly walk through his very own island, the town's people ran home, shut their doors, sealed the windows, and closed up shop. Anyone still outside past curfew had better have 50,000 belli in their pockets to pay. There were three unfortunate souls still out past 10 o'clock. The drunken trio didn't have nearly enough money. So Doflamingo sighed, and handed them over to heaven or hell. He continued to stroll about, looking for more money (even though he'd already taken what the trio DID have) to collect.
"DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO!"
"I, Jumble the human puzzle, have come to take your head and position as warlord!" A confident voice behind him announced.
"Ahh?" Doflamingo stopped walking and without turning around said "Who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?"
"Don't make me repeat myself you bastard!" Jumble screamed as he rushed forward with his sword drawn.
Crack!
Doflamingo had one hand behind him facing Jumble while the rest of his body faced his destination. His index finger was pointed out at his attacker and began to curve upwards lifting the human puzzle up by his neck. His head started twisting round and round, in indescribable ways. Doflamingo released his power and snickered at the now dead body as he headed for a large castle that shadowed over the entire island.
A maid of the castle pushed a cart full of sea king meat, carrots, sake, and wonderful looking cakes. She was heading for a large door suited only for a large man. She passed a window too big for its own good, and out of the corner of her eye, she saw her ever feared master walking up the quarter of a mile long stairs. She scurried away leaving her cart of delicious delicacies behind. A small red bell came into sight and as she rang it, it released a loud: Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!
All of the other maids, and butlers, and guards, and cooks, and knights, and the council men stopped whatever they were doing, for they knew what that bell was signaling. All said members dashed to the door to greet the approaching man.
Two guards stood out front and opened the door for the master, leading him to the corridor.
With each type of castle employee on the left and right sides of the door "Welcome home, master!" All castle occupants said cheerfully.
As if on cue the maids curtsied while holding out the right side of their skirts. Then, the butlers bowed and exited to continue their butler duties. The guards stomped their staffs 3 times before about facing and walking in a straight line leading every which way out of the castle corridor. The cooks removed their hats, put it across their chests, bowed with respect, crossed paths with the other cooks on the opposite side and kept on walking until they were gone. The knights however did not leave. They simply turned to face the door and that was it.
"Very nice." Doflamingo muttered secretly (and he was hiding it well) to himself. His councilmen flocked him like buzzards over a dead lion. "Sir! The Foxy pirates would like to form an alliance with you! Sir! Ceasar has ordered more of your devil fruits! Sir! Law has been up to something! He's no good I tell you!"
Doflamingo put both his hands out to the side. Everyone knew that this meant *Shut the fuck up or I'll break your neck.* Donquixote sighed a long, heavy, and tired sigh. All at once he said "Reject and kill the captain of those rookies I've never heard of, deliver a letter to the factory workers that says to make 50 more fruits; and as usual the fruit I have not included, and send Vergo over to check on what Law's up to. Now leave me ALONE."
The council men ended up bowing like almost everyone else, as they scurried away to take care of their assigned task. Doflamingo walked up 50 stairs doing 5 at a step. He arrived at his room.
He strutted through the door, greeted by his head maid with his dinner and dessert. "Shoo." He said carelessly. She curtsied and was gone with the wind.
Dark figures came out of all dark corners as the master dined on tonight's dinner. "Captain, payments aren't coming in fast enough from the village." One of the figures started. "He's right cap'n." Another one joined in. "Them not paying up is a sign of disrespect. And I know how much you hate that."
Doflamingo only continued to eat his meal. "Captain-"
"Pack my things, ready the ship, and blow up the island." He said wiping the corners of his mouth.
"Yes sir." his crew said in sync.
"Now go" Doflamingo commanded "I want to eat dessert in peace."
