Me is back with a whole new story enjoy!

Pairings: Sasuxnaru, Kibaxhina, Sakuraxlee

Summary: Naruto's a 13 year old and what's this? He doesn't know anything about the human body?? Well that all changes when a weird Doctor enters his life!

Hina-chan: Well this is sure to be a weird story!

Urumi-chan: Yea it sure will be hina-san, i wonder how naruto handles it though...

Hina-chan: Who cares, it's a shounen-ai story with naruto and sasuke in it, it's all that i care about.

Disclaimer: CHECK MY POCKETS, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!


"Sir...you have a new patient that goes by the name of naruto uzumaki" Sasuke uchiha, a Doctor that was only 18, graduated when he was 16, went to university and became what his father wanted him to be...a Doctor!

He stopped what he was doing and gave her a cold stare that would send shivers down any ones spine and make you lose thought of what you were going to say. Sasuke smirked and took the sheet that sakura was holding and looked at it with his own eyes.

"What's his problem?" Sakura started to fidget with her sleeve.

"Someone please tell me why i keep this girl around..." He said as he sat back in his office chair.

"He said he was only 13 and that he was having pain down in his umm...well you know" Sakura blushed through out the whole time she was saying this.

"Say it or i fire you"

"His groin area" Sasuke looked blankly at her trying to say it in his mind.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"He said he-"

"I know what you said...he's thirteen though"

"He called this morning and asked if he could make an appointment, some time today?" Sasuke looked at the sheet of other patients who were waiting to see him.

"He can't come in by himself, he needs at least a parent or guardian"

"That's the problem, he said his parents went on a skiing trip and he doesn't know when they'll be back and they apparently told him to get a check up once in a while" Sasuke sighed.

"Call him back and tell him that today at eleven a.m. to come in then, i'll figure out what to do" Sakura nodded and went to walk out.

"And sakura, has he ever gotten a check up at all when he was younger?" Sakura looked at the patients profile.

"No sir, he hasn't been sick when he was younger so i guess his parents thought there was nothing wrong with him"

Sasuke looked at naruto's profile and thought about what to do. He felt like collapsing since seeing all these different people, you would think he would have went home by now. But no, he was an uchiha and his father expected him to be strong in everything he did.

"Send him in right away actually, the children should always go first before an adult"(1)

"But sir...what about your other patients who are waiting right now?"

"They're adults, they can wait a bit longer"


A/n: Well, told ya it was weird...XD

(1) children should always go first before an adult: What sasuke meant was that since he didn't know what naruto's problem was it was best that he should come in now so that it would save the boy from having to wait, children's bodies are a bit more different than an adult bodies and an adult can wait for a long time unlike a child.

Well review if you want to and thanks for reading the start of my Doctor series