Eragon and the Spunky Fat Kid
A/N: This is not the full extent of my writing ability. I WILL spend more time next chapter. And this is horrible OOC, by the way.
Eragon and Saphira were walking along a forest floor.
Why are we walking along a forest floor, Saphira?
He said so.
Who's "he"?
"You suck!" said a voice.
Eragon quickly donned a sweatsuit. "No youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu crank that soulja boy. Oh. And you suck."
Then suddenly out of nowhere a spunky fat kid popped out of nowhere and slapped him.
Eragon started hopping around and nursing his cheek in a very manly fashion, whining.
"Why'd you do that?"
"We must have pancakes!" Said the fat kid.
A Varden patrol stumbled along.
"Captaiiiiinnnnn! It's cold! I want to go back and watch me sum Naruto!"
"Retard. This is the Eragon section of FanfFiction dot net. Click on Anime/Manga and then Naruto next time. Now stfu noob."
And then they saw the spunky fat kid whipping Eragon and Saphira into making pancakes. Saphira was pitifully hunched over, heating a pan while Eragon flipped pancakes. The spunky fat kid sat back and read Naruto.
The same narutarded gaurd from before enviously stared at the spunky fat kid.
"What is that? Can I see?"
The spunky fat kid threw a rock at him.
"No one touches MY Naruto hentai!"
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
"How dare you Ewwwwwwwww at me! I am the brother of Arya!" Said the fat kid.
"Omglolwwtfbbqttylzomg!" Said everyone else.
DUNDUNDUNDUN!