Hi everyone this is only going to be a one chapter story but if anyone really does like it I'll write some more chapters for it. Enjoy
Flash back
"On a happy sunny day Pein was walking happily through a park. Pein had so many reasons to be happy. One he had a great wife and two kids that got straight A's at school and were both very skilful ninja's. Pein was a model citizen always did the right thing always looked both ways before crossing the road and always help elderly people. Yep Pein had a great life even a great job that he enjoyed being, a doctor.
As Pein was peacefully walked down the dirt track making sure to stay off the grass just like the sign asked.
Then out of the hedged bushes a depressed looking spiky haired toddler with an ugly peanut thing on his back jumped out. And he had a piecing gun.
"No don't pull that trigger" Pein said calmly to the small redhead. Like a two year old knew how to pull a trigger. Boy was pein wrong.
The little boy pulled the trigger and a few earrings flew at pein but pein wasn't stupid and jumped out of the way. Missing the little red headed devils earrings. Then out of no where a few more earrings flew at him… there was no way the little boy could have refilled with earrings in such a short amount of time. Pein had not time to move so the earrings pierced him all over his face. Pein looked for who had pierced him he saw it was a hyper little evil blonde spiky haired devil! He looked like he was high on caffeine (ramen) three earrings flew into his nose "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" pein screamed in pain. The little boys high-fived each other and grinned evilly at Pein. Two twenty year old versions of the two boys came running from the play equipment when they heard the scream. They were both screaming in angry tones.
"NARUTO!!! GAARA!!!"
Then to pein they said
"Oh my god! I'm so sorry I don't know how they got away from us, we're so sorry."
Peins eye started to twitch and as he got off the ground he pointed his index finger at naruto and gaara.
"Your kids will pay" pein with a hint of murder in his voice."
End of flash back
Itachi and Deidara looked at pein in horror.
"And that is why akatsuki was formed" pein finished clearing his voice. " and also why we want the 9 demons"
Deidara and Itachi were utterly shocked…
"So you made us betray our families and our villages just so you could get revenge on two toddlers?" deidara said…
"Yes" Pein said pleasantly
"But why it's just a few piercings…?" itachi said.
Peins eye began to twitch "Just a few piercings" pein pointed at the piercings on his nose "because of these no one would take me seriously as a doctor. My wife left me with my two children and elderly people would sniff at me if I asked if they need help!"
Itachi and Deidara backed away slowly… so this was what Pein was like when he had break downs konan always said that this is how bad he got but no one ever believed her… thought itachi and deidara.
"NARUTO! You shall die!" Pein was running around the room like a maniac breaking stuff
"AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!"
he picked up a chair.
"DIE NARUTO!"
he smashed the chair into the wall
"DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HE HE HE HE HE HE" he was now skipping around the room "DDDDIIIIEEEE!!!!" he kick deidara. And deidara fell to the floor (weak)
"KONAN!!!" itachi said at the top of his lungs.
Pein stopped he was dead still his back was to itachi. He slowly turned his head his eye twitching at rapid speed.
"Why do you want my girlfriend for? Are you going to be like naruto and take my partner away from me too!?"
"ITACHI what is it!" Konan walked in, she noticed pein then deidara lying on the floor.
"OH NO YOU DIDN"T ASK HIM ABOUT THE PIERCINGS DID YOU!?!?!"
"Why are you here konan itachi and I are having a great talk about whose girl friend is whose. Aren't we itachi? AREN"T WE! Ha ha ha fun fun fun!" pein said.
Konan ran over and hugged Pein.
"its okay honey I love you"
"YES YOU MAY LOVE ME BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOR NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ITACHI!!!" pein pushed konan aside and hurled chairs at itachi. Itachi dodged them.
Itachi's eye changed and suddenly pein saw the little read head again.
"OH NO I HATE YOU ITACHI!"
in the normal world a few seconds later Pein was sitting on the floor in the corner sucking his thumb. Konan walked up to him and slapped him hard across the face. For saying she was having an affair!
Everone left the room and itachi dragged deidara.
Pein cried in his office for the day.