"Finn get some of those organic cookies!" Kurt pointed at the 3rd shelf, knowing he would crease his clothes (without even reaching for them) and waited for his brother to get the boxes, and a few more slipping from his hands to the floor.

"Alright enough enough!" Kurt picked them up and shoved it in the trolley. They continued walking, getting chicken and fish for dinner, and a few more necessities.

"Finn don't be childish and come in!" Kurt stopped at personal care, looking for a brand of sanitary pad.

"No! It's so weird for a guy like me to go in... " Finn shuffled to the next shelf of food again, eyes brightening up by a saleslady offering samples. Kurt sighed and continued. Hmm.. Ah! Oh dear it's too high up again.

"Excuse me?" Kurt tapped a taller woman beside him requesting for help and a warm smile in return. She tiptoed and reached it easily.

"You'll make a really good boyfriend." She commented, bringing a pack down. "Normally we don't see guys in this shelf.

"Haha, I guess, thanks!" He wandered further down the lane, halting at family planning area. We only have a few left.. He reached out towards a pack of 5, hand knocking into someone else's.

"Sorr- Finn! I thought you're eating?"

"I uh.. uh.. Yeah." He scratched his head, and continued. "Rachel called me and said to buy some .. protection.."

"Hmm." Kurt acknowledged, not wanting to indulge. His eyes wandered around, landing on a plus sized condom. For Blaine! :D

"Whoah." Finn commented.

"Yup." Kurt nodded, proud.

"Dude cmon let's pay." Finn pushed the cart out after flinging in another box, not wanting to stay at that place any longer.

AT HOME.

Finn unloaded all the groceries from his car, running in to the comfort of the air conditioned home and collapsed on the couch, relaxing immediately. The brother sighed and shook his head, greeting Carole in the kitchen.

"Hey Carole! Chicken and fish here, and oh! Your stuff!" Kurt cheerfully handed over the paper bags, earning a kiss from Carole and bouncing to the pile on the living room. "Where's my dark chocolate cookies... Ah ha!"

"Kurt's such a mature boy for his age.." Carole smiled, putting the bags on the kitchen table, "isn't he Burt?"

"Too careless sometimes..." Burt picked out the shiny boxes from Carole's purchases, frowning.

"Carole did you see my- dad!" Kurt yelled, eyes widened at the condoms on the table.

"Your dad is right there!" Carole giggled.

"Hmm extra large." Burt's eyebrows shot up, turning to Kurt but he was nowhere to be seen. Footsteps were heard down the basement and a door shut close.

"HEY AREN'T YOU GONNA TAKE THEM FIRST?" Burt yelled, a friendly slap on the back from Carole.

"I wonder which of them is using this.." Carole mused, turning to her dinner once again.

Ding Dong!

A chorus of footsteps, then a squeal from Kurt and the sound of a smooch came. It's time for fun.

A/N: Nothing interesting going on in this chapter :/ Thanks for the reviews guys! 40 already! :D There WILL be a sequel to this, in which Blaine is down for Burt interrogation :O Stay tuned!