Paul's Apartment
Chapter 1: Elmo Meets Paul
Disclaimer: I do not own Elmo from Sesame Street.
One day during a live Episode of "Elmo's World" on "Sesame Street", Elmo ate some funny brownies and started acting crazy. After eating his pet goldfish Dorothy during the live broadcast, The producers of the show fired Elmo because of his tirade on the air and then he became a homeless begger living on the streets.
Then one day while walking on the streets, Elmo accidently bumped into someone.
"I'm so sorry, I-Wait a minute?! Are you Elmo from "Sesame Street and Elmo's World?" Said Paul
"That's Elmo's name, Don't wear it out." Said Elmo
"It's a pleasure to meet you Elmo! My name is Paul Garner, And I'm an Author that writes joke books." Said Paul
"Nice to meet you Paul! Elmo wishes that Elmo could say Elmo is doing okay but Elmo is not. Elmo got fired from "Sesame Street" and "Elmo's World." Said Elmo
"You got fired!? That's awful Elmo! Why did they fire you?" Said Paul
"Because Elmo ate some weird brownies and said some stupid stuff on the air. The Sponsors of the Show sued Elmo for Elmo's tirade and now Elmo's bankrupt and living on the streets." Said Elmo
"You don't have a place to stay? Well, You could stay in my apartment. I'm the only one that lives there." Said Paul
"Thank You Paul, Elmo promises you won't regret this." Said Elmo
"By the way, I need some cast members for a Sketch Comedy I'm planning to make called "The Funny Show",
Would you like to be a cast member?" Said Paul
"Elmo would love to Paul!" Said Elmo
And this is how the Misadventures of Paul and Elmo began.
The day after Elmo moved in, Paul was working on the script for the pilot episode of "The Funny Show" when Elmo took elephants from the local zoo and let them into his apartment.
"ELMO!" Said Paul
"Elmo was bored, Oh who am I kidding?! I need to stop talking about myself in third-person. I only did that because "Sesame Street" paid me to." Said Elmo
"Never mind about that Elmo, I have some bad news." Said Paul
"What's that?" Said Elmo
"They have replaced your show "Elmo's World" with "Cookie Monster's World". " Said Paul
"WHAT?! They replaced me with that dumb cookie addict!? What next, Are they going to give Bert and Ernie they're own Spin Off? This is ridiculous!" Said Elmo
"Don't worry Elmo, I'm sure they will cancel "Cookie Monster's World" because all Cookie Monster does is talk about cookies and eats cookies, heck that guy even eats the letter of the day when he can't eat any cookies. He really needs to go to cookie rehab." Said Paul
"You can say that again Paul." Said Elmo
Oh, And by the way Elmo, GET THESE STUPID ELEPHANTS OUT OF MY APARTMENT!" Said Paul
"Alright, Alright geez! I was just bored." Said Elmo
Then Elmo took the elephants back to the zoo and quickly went back to Paul's Apartment.
"There, Happy now Paul?" Said Elmo
"Yep, Thanks Elmo." Said Paul
"Elmo's going to- I mean I'm going to go prank phone call Barney the Dinosaur and ask him if his refrigerator is running." Said Elmo
"Okay, Have fun Elmo." Said Paul