My Family Guy Spoofs

Spoof 1# Batman Spoof

Biran: what's wrong peter?

Peter: I got fired from my job at the brewery.

Brian: well here's a suggestion why not get a temp job.

Peter: I don't know Brian don't you remember my last temp job?

I filled in for the Penguin when he got sick one day.

(Scary cave with two thugs pulling batman down a chain to a piranha invested waters.

Peter: (in Penguin Uniform Laugh) you lose batman alright now come here Mr. Crackers (whistles)

A vulture comes and starts pecking peter

Peter: ah ah! Stop pecking me you bastard! (Presses button releasing batman who knocks out 60's like thugs and taps peter shoulder that we see has scratch marks Peter: oh crap.

Spoof 2# Godfather Spoof

Lois: honey look there's a hotel looking for a new bag carrier.

Peter: oh alright fine but remember I already have one job this is just to help Meg to get into college.

(It shows in a hotel elevator peter in a hotel uniform with an old man and a thug guy with a mustache)

Peter: sooo…. You guys here on business or vacation?

Don Stracci: Business.

Peter: oh well you know um just uh try to relax during your stay here.

Stracci: We will.

Peter: (turns to thug) you know it's nice to treat your dad to this hotel my dad never would've done that for me a sir (chuckles) also breakfast is served at 9:00am to 11:00AM so you know give a ring if you want.

Thug: whatever just get the bags will ya?

Peter: pain in the ass. Ah this looks like your floor so can I get a tip or-

(Just then it shows a Clemenza like guy with a shotgun shoot Don Stacci and his bodyguard)

Peter: (shocked look in eyes) um (nervous laugh) yo- you know what im gonna go (presses button elevator door shuts)

Spoof3#: Star Wars Spoof

(From episode 20)

Tactical Droid: I calculate the jedi will not risk the safety of the survivors with a direct assault

Emir Tambor: what if- (static) (shows in palace with peter in a uniform pulling some wires)

Hey!

Peter: what?

Emir: what happened to the connection?

Peter: oh uh you know what it's my first day on the job so uh you know what maybe if I connect um these two wires here and this here (sparks fly and the control explodes)

Emir: Guards kill him!

Peter: (run away) you suck!

Anyway that's all I have so far tell me what you thought.