Now, a new addition of 'Chats of Random' This one is with EclipseTwilightVamp aka my buddy Hannah who has no idea I'm doing this so don't tell her!

Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M THE REAL SHADY ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS ARE JUST IMMATATING SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP.

Hannah: *stands up* lol

Me: * Stands Higher*

Hannah: *stands on Edward*

Me: *Stands on Jacob*

Hannah: *stands on a bunch of chairs and bears and the wolf pack*

Me: stands on top of you*

Hannah: *stands on everyone in the world stacked on top of each other standing up and then on top or you and floating in the air with magical wings that just grew out of my back*

Me: *still standing on you*

Hannah: *corner kicks Mitchie's legs off Chuck Norris style watching her plummet to earth*

Me: *uses awesome ninja skills to get back up and nails shoes to your shoulders* HAH!

Hannah: *starts to fly upside down* Now I'm above you!

Me: *flips her over*

Hannah: *flies upside down again and unties Mitchie's shoes so she plummets to earth again*

Me: *calls Chuck Norris who kicks you to earth so you can't beat that because it's CHUCK NORRIS!*

Hannah: *beats up Chuck Norris and kicks you to earth*

Hannah has logged off

Me: *changes name to slim shady* DAMN!

Mitchie has logged off.