Unlucky To the End

Appreciations: To my books for providing me hours of entertainment and my beta who helped me come up with this idea unknowingly.

Disclaimer: WARNING THIS IS A TEST.

I own Homestuck and anything else that's mentioned!

IF YOU DID NOT BELIEVE ME YOU ARE SMART, IF YOU DID BELIEVE ME YOU DID NOT READ THE WARNING.

LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT! YOU ARE A POISON! YOU FLOODED THROUGH MY VIENS!

Violets are blue, roses are red, we're coming aboard prepare to eat lead.

-Artist Unknown

Third Person POV

Redglare was unbelievably tired; she and The Summoner had just been in a small skirmish against Mindfang and her crew. Redglare and The Summoner had fought all of the crew until they came to Mindfang. Even with aaaaaaaall the luck, Mindfang didn't want to take her chances. Pyralspite, Redglare's lusus, was there and she had already lost an arm and eight eyes. So, Mindfang, promising vengeance, fled while Redglare and The Summoner went to find someplace to rest. That's why right now they were tired, cold and sitting in a damp cave.

"Redglare, I'm going to find some firewood, would you like to come?" Asked The Summoner.

Redglare nodded grabbing her dragon head cane-kind. They began to look for a smaller tree (all they had was a cane and lance-kind to cut down a tree). Eventually, they came across a clearing that was surrounded by the forest. Inside this field seemed to be a huge amount of Tinkerbulls, except their bodies were larger than their heads and their wings weren't large enough to let them fly (A.N. They're cows with tiny wings). The Summoner's eyes widened when he saw them; he had never seen this species before. His wings fluttered in happiness for about a minute.

"Aaaaaahhhhh! They look like Tinkerbull! Redglare, they look like really big Tinkerbulls!"

The Summoner was running around waving his arms, trying to catch up with one of them. Redglare sat down by a tree shaking her head and cackling at him. Soon though, she noticed her head drooping to one side and her eyelids trying to close. She noticed that The Summoner was still chasing the Tinkerbulls (A.N. COWS), albeit a bit tiredly.

"Summoner, c'mon, let's go back to the cave before you collapse."

He nodded his head and they trudged along to the cave. When they got to the cave they made a makeshift bed out of leaves and mosses. As soon as it was done they collapsed (A.N. a few feet apart from each other you perv).

Next Night

Redglare woke up when the Alternian suns set. She stretched and blinked in astonishment; it sounded like someone was whispering. She sat up and looked around the large cave.

'This must've been a home to a paw-beast,' thought Redglare.

She turned to her left and saw The Summoner was right next to the mouth of the cave. Before he had collapsed he had made his wings disappear to wherever he put them. He was shivering and muttering words. Redglare leaned closer trying to hear what he was saying.

"Suffering... death... cruelty... pain... Highbloods."

Redglare blinked 'well that wasn't a very hard nightmare to figure out' (even though she tried not to, she had what her descendent's friend would call 'a per%erse sense of humor'). Redglare shook his shoulder.

"Summoner...Summoner...wake up!"

The Summoner suddenly sat up accidentally hitting Redglare with one of his (large) horns. Redglare jumped back, holding her head in pain.

"Ow...that really hurt; I didn't think you would be that scared."

The Summoner gave her a look that said he didn't get scared.

"What were you doing Redglare? I swear sometimes I think your going to kill me in my sleep."

In return Redglare gave him a very scary look.

"I would never kill unless there's a justified reason," respond Redglare.

The Summoner noticed he had hurt her a little with that comment,"Sorry Redglare, you just surprised me. What were you doing?"

Redglare sighed and removed her hand from her hurt head, "You looked like you were having a particularly bad nightmare."

The Summoner blinked and averted his eyes, " Oh...yeah it, uh, was. How could you tell?"

"Summoner you were shivering and talking in your sleep. What were you dreaming about?"

"Nothing," he replied stiffly,"lets go."

Redglare sighed and started to follow him out of the cave when she knew exactly what to do to lighten the mood. She stalked up to him being as quiet as possible (wich was unnecessary since he was in his own cloud of anger at his dream), then she tackle-pounced. Like she was hoping (and slightly saddened at), he was ready for an attack and since he noticed it was her he just stood still while she hung on.

"Can I have an Oink-beast ride? Please?"The Summoner turned his head so she could only see his one eyebrow lifted up, but what she couldn't see was the corner of his mouth turn up into a little half smile.

"Sure, as long as you don't choke me again."

Redglare smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck and crossing her legs over his stomach. As they went she started to hum Ring Around the Rosie (she once heard some wrigglers singing it on a job and now whenever she was unsuspecting it would sneak up in her mind). The Summoner, startled a bit that the almighty Neophyte Redglare was humming, and it was a wriggler song no less. He smiled at her wrigglerish side and started to hum along.

About 30 minutes later

They hadn't realized it, but they had continued to hum. Redglare was starting to get a bit drowsy (from the fight with Mindfang, waking up early and getting hit by The Summoner's giant horns).

A few minutes later

Redglare had fallen asleep and was breathing lightly. The Summoner had started to get thirsty, noticing she was asleep he quit humming and started to look for a river (his arms holding on to her so she wouldn't fall). After walking a short time he came across a river and noticed Redglare was shivering. He passed it of as a regular nightmare. He laid Redglare down on the river bed and bent down to take a drink. Suddenly Redglare's nightmare got worse. She saw herself being hung in front of a huge crowd while the guilty Mindfang got away. Now this was the sort of dream that was normal, but then she saw all her friends dead or being put into slavery, for no reason no less! Redglare started to toss and turn when The Summoner wasn't paying attention. With one last turn Redglare plunged into the river.

Authors note: Woot my first kind of cliff hanger, I have the rest written out so if this story gets popular enough I'll update. All reviews accepted unless you want to bag on others people's reviews with your reviews.

Sorry if it's not written well criticism.