If Harry Potter did adverts…
They'd probably be the best adverts in the world!
A/N: Okay NEW piece of insanity here –grins evilly- I don't know how I came up with it but I did (With a little help from my friend) So enjoy!!
A/N2: Oh yeah the director is me by the way (Unless stated)
Ad 1: Specsavers!!
Take 1
DIR: Okay!! Bring out Potter; we have a tight schedule to run too!!!
-Harry walks out sporting an Elton John (Old) style pair of glasses-
HAR: -Angrily- I WANT MY AGENT!!!! I refuse to swan around in this monstrosity.. –Points to offending glasses- .. Looking like some Timmy Mallet wannabe!!!!
DIR: CUT!!!! Hey wait a minute those AREN'T the glasses I left out for you!?!
-Sniggers heard in background-
DIR: FRED GEORGE!!!!!!! What did you do with the other pair!!!!
FRED & GEORGE: -Run off cackling-
DIR: OKAY REDO!!!!
Take 10
DIR: Okay ACTION!!!!!
HAR: -Strolls around store- This season the in look is my look, which is surprising because of my arrogant big headedness… Hey I REFUSE to read that!!
DIR: CUT!!!! –Groans- Okay WHO'S been screwing with the auto-cue!!?? –Glares at Fred and George-
FRED: HEY!!! It wasn't us!!
GEORGE: YEAH!! Were innocent
-Crew laughs coughing madly-
DIR: -Sarcastic- Then who did do it? Snape???
SNAPE: -Whistles innocently- Ooops heh-heh
DIR: SNAPE!!!!! This isn't your advert so get off set!!!!
SNAPE: -Pouts and skulks off-
Take 137
DIR: I DON'T BLOODY CARE!! I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST TAKE WE ARE DOING TODAY!!! –Vein throbs in forehead-
READY AND ACTION!!
HAR: -Stays silent-
DIR: Er.. HEELLLOOOO I said ACTION!!
HAR: And I REFUSE to act!!! I deserve a pay rise for this bloody shambles!!!
DIR: CUT!! -Indignant- SOD THAT!!! I'm on a limited budget!!
HAR: Fine then!! I QUIT!!!
DIR: You don't have a chance to quit because I'm firing you!!!
HAR: YOU can't FIRE ME!! Because I already quit!! And I'll make sure you never work in this town again!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!
DIR: Screw this I'm outta here!! And someone find me a replacement Harry for 9AM sharp!!!
DAY 2
DIR: Okay bring out the replacement!!
-The same Harry from yesterday walks out-
DIR: -Smirks evilly- Oh! I see you came crawling back!
HAR: Don't think it's a compliment to you. My Aunt and Uncle made me!! They need the money!!
DIR: -Sigh- Fine Take 138 of Specsavers glasses! ACTION!!
HAR: -Strolls around shop- And the in look for this season is the Harry Potter look… -Camera flashes screwing up shop and blinding Harry-.. ARRGGH!!! My eyes!!!
DIR: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!! GET THAT CREEPY CREEVEY OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!
-Security 'Escorts' Colin of the premises (I.E Literally kicked out with great force)-
Take 210
DIR: -Yawns- What number are we up to?? 210!!!!! Bloody hell!! Okay take 210 of Specasavers. ACTION!!
HAR: -Strolls around shop- And the 'in' look for this season is Harry Potter look. Inspiring kids everywhere that glasses are cool!! So come on down to specsavers where your vision counts!!
-Logo and music comes up .. a moment's silence-
DIR: Okay and that's a WRAP!! Halleluiah!! Praise the lord!!! -starts doing Indian style dance-
FRED: WAHOOO!! Drinks are on Harry!!!
GEORGE: NICE ONE HARRY!!!
HAR: -Confused- Waaaaa… I didn't say..
STAGE MAN: Too late they've gone!!
-Dir Fred and George run off down the pub with Harry's paycheck -
HAR: Awww Nertz!!