AN: Just a warning that situations may pop up that you might not like, I'll let you know beforehand if something specific is going to happen in the chapter so you can avoid it if you want or read on greedily, the choice is yours. You should know that there might be heavy Yaoi and Yuri situations along with gore as things progress there will also be straight pairings so don't worry. This fan fic was intended to be a PWP but because of my inability to write anything without meaning it now has a story to back it up so it will go somewhere. While there is a story it isn't set in stone, it's practically idea – brain-fingers-keyboard-screen but I do edit and such so don't worry.

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Chapter 1

Thunder and lightning, for some reasons these two things always relaxed him. He wasn't sure if it was the Kyuubi residing within him or if it was something else but when he sat there by his window like he was now, just staring up at the flashing sky he would feel his muscles relax and tension drain from his body.

He sighed and leaned back a little.

The Chuunin exam had been and passed, it still shocked him a little to find out that out of all of them only one had become a Chuunin, Shikamaru. He was sure that he would pass and if not him then at least Sasuke but both of them had failed and he still didn't know just how you passed or failed in the third exam, as far as he knew all you had to do was impress a bunch of old guys.

His mind ran over everything that had happened since he had passed his test and had taken his first big step towards becoming Hokage.

With a snort Naruto moved away from the window and over to his bed. Tomorrow he was supposed to do training with Jiraiya so knowing him he would need to be at full strength.

He shrugged out of his clothes and put on his night clothes before sliding into bed.

It wasn't long before he was fast asleep and dreaming.

Naruto awoke with a start.

He had been dreaming about the day he would receive the Hokage title but suddenly the dream had faded into black and he was in a place he instinctively knew.

The first time he stood there he was lost but it wasn't long before he figured out where he was. He remembered standing there in front of the dark cage feeling the heat that the creature emanated, he also remembered talking to it but he couldn't remember what was said.

He took a deep breath and yawned, shrugging off the encounter before getting up and beginning his daily routine.

Within half an hour he was out the door and heading for the top of the Hokage monument where Jiraiya had told him to wait.

"Nah....where is that old pervert." Naruto wondered out loud.

He'd been waiting for nearly two hours now and he was starting to wonder if he'd come at all.

Pain exploded at the back of his head and he reeled forward from the blow but caught himself before he fell. He stayed like that for several minutes while he waited for his tear blurred eyes to clear, when it finally did he stood up straight and turned to face his attacker, blood boiling and eyes narrowed.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!" He screamed as he turned only to find the man he had been waiting for standing there one eyebrow raised and a smirk on his face. "Where have you been?! I've been waiting for two hours and what's the idea hitting me like that!?" The blond boy screamed.

"For a minute there I thought I hurt you...I guess that would mean something can hurt that thick skull of yours." The older man muttered in an amused tone. "Now let's get started."

"Stupid ero-sennin, that hurt!"

"Stop calling me that!"

They glared at each other for a moment before they both huffed in aggravation. "Fine fine, at least you recovered well." Jiraiya finally conceded.

Naruto huffed again then smirked smugly. "What did you expect I'm the guy who will be Hokage!" The blond reminded him then his expression changed to one of curiosity. "So what technique are you gonna teach me today pervert-sennin?"

Jiraiya bristled slightly at the name but brushed it off and grinned down at the boy before crossing his legs and sitting on the stony ground. "I'm not teaching you any techniques today, actually I'm leaving."

"Huh?"

"I'm going to travel again, there are some things I need to figure out so until I come back you're on your going to be learning from Ebisu again." He explained calmly while watching the boy for his reaction.

Naruto's jaw dropped. "What!? You're gonna leave me to that closet-pervert?!"

"Closet-pervert?" Jiraiya repeated to himself.

"How am I supposed to learn anything from that guy?" Naruto demanded hotly waving his arms around wildly.

Jiraiya smirk softly. "Well for one thing, you could learn how to listen to you instincts."

The blond genin paused and blinked. "What?"

"Learn how to use your instincts in and out of battle. Listening to your instincts will help you find your enemies weakness and help you know where your enemy is going to attack from then avoid it." He said quietly. "I already told Ebisu and he's going to start the training tomorrow so you better show up."

"Fine." Deadpan.

Jiraiya watched the boy for a moment. "One more thing." He said as he stood and made his way over to stand in front of Naruto. "I'm going to do something that will make it easier okay, so bare with me."

He closed his eyes in concentration for a moment then opened them slowly. "Close you eyes and clear your mind." When the boy complied he moved one hand up and rested it against the gennins forehead.

Chakra began to radiate around his hand sending waves of warmth into Naruto which sent a shiver down his spine and making him gasp slightly. "Beast Senses no jutsu." He whispered. There was a pause before he felt the chakra rush from him into his chest then with a sigh he stepped back and stretched.

Naruto stood there for a moment longer eyes still closed before Jiraiya tapped him on the head. "I'll be back in a while, that jutsu should kick in sometime tomorrow." He said then smiled at the frown on the boys face and disappeared in a puff of white smoke.

The boy stood there for a while gazing at the view from the top of the monument before breaking into a grin. "Lucky! Now I'll have no problem beating that Sasuke bastard into the ground." He said excitedly then ran in the direction of Ichiraku Ramen.

There was no way he was going to start this new training with an empty stomach.

Naruto

Gah...I sit up squinting against the morning light then look around, It's my room but how did I get here?

The last thing I remember was...

I smack forehead then climb out of bed. I had ran into Iruka-sensei last night at Ichiraku and he said he'd treat me to ramen since ero-sennin said I was doing good in training. I can't remember how many bowls I ate just that it was more than usual.

Stripping my pajamas off I jumped into the shower turning on the hot water first then the cold and groggily reach for the soap after missing four times I actually grab it...then promptly drop it.

Damn it! I quickly duck down to pick it up, there's that feeling again, tense and nervous at the same time. I don't know why but I always feel that way when I drop the soap. Stupid.

I wash up quickly before I run out of hot water then jump out of the shower cursing myself when I almost end up on my back. I grab a towel and quickly dry off then scoop up my pajamas and head back into the bedroom and pull out my orange training outfit from the closet and start getting dressed almost forgetting my boxers.

Finally dressed I head back into the bathroom and throw the towel in before heading into the kitchen then think twice when I feel my stomach rumble in remembrance of last night. Groaning I head into the living room instead and switch on the TV.

Gotta love shinobi TV.

Flicking through the channels but finding nothing I turn it off with a sigh and stand again, no matter what I do I can't shake this weird feeling.

Without knowing why I suddenly step to the right and barely an instant later closet-pervert appears doing a taijutsu that hits the place where I was just standing. I can't help it, I blink as he stares at me.

"Nah...closet-pervert, what's up?" I ask uneasily.

"Don't call me that!"

I swear I'm going to go deaf if both Ero-sennin and he keep screaming at me like that. "Nah, you know ero-....Jiraiya said the same thing to me yesterday before he left."

"Hn, well I'm sure Jiraiya-san informed you that I was going to resume instructing you in the way of the shinobi while he was gone. So to start off I'd like to see how much you've advanced under his supervision." Damn, why does this guy have to be my teacher?

It took us five minutes to get to the training field as we got there he moved into position and launched a kunai at me, I swear he wants to kill me! I jump out of the way in time but he chases me throwing more kunai and shuriken at me then suddenly he switched from taijutsu to ninjutsu and starts doing all these different moves that I haven't seen before...well except for Kakashi-sensei, but he doesn't really count.

It occurred to me then that most of strongest fighters in Konoha and the teachers were all perverts!

A sudden cold object touches my cheek and I jump back just in time to watch a kunai fly through the air just next to my cheek. Damn it the pervert does want to kill me!

I watch as he charges at me again and I notice something weird, it looks like the closet-pervert is moving in slow motion and without really knowing why I step to the side then advance and strike, a simple punch to the stomach that even dog-boy could have dodged. My eyes widen as I feel the blow connect then watch in shock as the man goes flying almost to the other side of the field.

I don't know what's going on...but I don't think it's bad...

Well there you go, the start in a most probably overly complicated and smut filled plot ridden Naruto fan fiction...anyway I edited this one and I'm going to be going through each of the chapters to fix my mistakes because basically when I write I don't type, no, I spew....sorry that was needlessly disgusting. ' Anyway I'm not going to post pairings at the start because even I don't know how this will turn out, I'm not writing to any specific storyline with the exception of one idea and a whole lot of twisted perversion but trust me there are going to be a lot of different pairings and as I said up top we've got Yaoi and probably Yuri in the future so anyway, on to the next chapter!.....this way yo ïƒ