How do you do Mary Sue? (Oi Vey)
Jenlinkitty

CaseFile 00

It crept along the keyboard, unoticable until the last key was punched. Before the authoress realized it, she posted the story without reading it over. She shrugged her shoulders and left it.

Days later, reviews came in from all around, "praising" the peice. Many of them mentioned of it being a "Mary Sue". Clueless to this she proceded to read it. "Oh no! How did the words turn out like that?!" She was quite displeased with her work and tried to take it down. But it refused to come down and stayed posted. She contacted the hosts and they tried to take it down. But to no avail. Frustrated with the whole situation, she gave up and proceded with life, and posted a newer version to her story. Which recieved a lot more pleasant reviews.

Inu Yasha comes out into and alleyway scene wearing a trench coat.

IY: So what of the story? Why did it stay posted and refuse to come off? -looks at audience- Well how should I know, I'm a hanyou from the warring states era, I don't know anything about compyutas.

Jen: -whispers from offstage- that's computers!

IY: -glares at her- I knew that! ahem Anyway.

Shippou: Hurry it up Inu Yasha! We have a show to do tonight!

Jade: Yeah and I don't want to miss it!

IY: okay! okay! sheesh.

Hyper 5:-appears beside him, in a trench coat too- Let us now tell you a story of bravery, prettiness and bum bum bum Mary Sue-ness.

Minna: -shudder-

Jen: Okay the Mary Sue-ness is spooky, but not as much as you H5 are in that trench coat.

Hyper5: What?! -pulls out mallet and chases Jen-

Inu Yasha: Let's begin the story... ..;

CaseFile 01: Infection -

It was a normal day on . Authors and authoresses were torturing characters with sticky situations. And reader's were reviewing their efforts to make a good story.

It looked hungrily upon the rows and rows of stories. Waiting to sink its infected teeth into each one and spread its terrifying virus. It found particular one of interest. It had just recently been posted and many readers, familiar and some unknown, had reviewed it and marked as a "Mary Sue". This really sparked its interest. It closed in and prevented it from being taken off. It sank its teeth into the file. Letting it absorb the virus and become infected itself. The user gave up trying to dislodge the document. Even the hosts who assisted in posting the delicious morsal had given up in removing it. Little did it know, that the virus had tapped into something it shouldn't have. It lost total control as the document began to take on a life of its own.

She looked at her computer, the newest version of her story had been a success. She was reading some of her favorite stories along with some new ones when she noticed a new button that appeared in the menu. Curiosity got the best of her and she clicked it. Her computer screen went completely white and a small person in the center. It was a small anime chibi girl, with long blond hair, big green eyes and a big smile. Text began to form below her: "You made me! Want to play? -"

This spooked the authoress a little and she went to press the button to turn her computer off when the girl's eye's furrowed and an electrical surge flowed from the computer through the authoress. The girl on the screen disappeared, and the screen went back to the way it was. The authoress lay on the floor unconscious for minutes.

Suddenly her eyes jerked open. They were chocolate void as the girl sat up looking around. While so, the authoress's cat came from behind and rubbed on hip. Immediately it backed off arching its back and hissing at the girl. She watched it, her eyes milk brown eyes devoid of her own will, but of the virus' will. She held an amused look on her face. Gently, she reached out her hand to the hissing feline. Her fingers nearly touched its fur when a small spark of electricity shocked them both. The cat scampered off frightened, and the girl held her hand as if in pain. But she wasn't in pain. Merely intruiged by what she could do. The evil grin found its way back to her face as she created sparks between her fingers.

"I think my first order of business is a name." she glanced back to the computer screen and saw the words on her old host document. Mary Sue. "That shall be my name then, Mary Sue." She began a horrid evil laugh that echoed through the household.

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Inu Yasha, Yusuke Urameshi, Lina Inverse, Vash the Stampede, Gohan (kid) and Sakura Avalon sat in the anime Chara lounge of Fanfiction-dot-net. It was joined in with the networks' lounge's so character's would have easy access to their fans.

"Sheesh..with how popular the series are getting, the more work and situations we have to go through because of the fans' creativity." Vash complained. He was spralled over the back of the couch.

"How do you think I feel? Dragon Ball Z is one of the more popular animes!" Gohan sighed and layed further back into the seat.

A voice came over the PA, "Will the following please report to the fanfic room 12975: Both Gohans, Satan Videl, Son Chi Chi, Son Goku, Briefs Vegeta, Briefs Bulma, Briefs Trunks, Son Goten. Please report to fanfic room 12975. That is all"

Gohan sighed and slowly got up, "oh well, see y'all guys later"

"Good luck!" Sakura and Vash said at the same time.

Gohan gave a small smile then exited the room.

"Poor kid, too bad the series has to be so popular," Lina sighed after he left the room.

"Keh, you're one to talk, your series is fairly popular as well as mine." Yusuke retorted.

"Feh, petty humans, yours is not as popular as my series." Inu Yasha scoffed.

"Not again, will you give it a rest? Because I seriously need one..." Vash rolled off the top of the couch and into the seat, he then held his head, he muttered, "and this headache doesn't help"

A few minutes passed with endless arguing, and more headaches.

Then the voice once again came over the PA, " Would Inu Yasha, Kagome, Kirara, Miroku, Naraku, Sango, Shippou, and Kikyo please report to fanfic room 13--schhhhhh." After that all was silent.

"Wonder what that was about? Oh well, showtime." Inu Yasha stood up from the beanbag chair he had been sitting in and quickly walked off. He opened the door to reveal a wide eyed Gohan running in his direction or rather, flying, "Don't Go!" he shoved Inu Yasha into the room, he slammed his thumb on the "close door" button, "Shut now! Come on!"

Inu Yasha finally got over the shock of broken pride and his anger quickly rose, "What the hll kid?! How dare you push me!!"

The door finally shut for Gohan. He turned around and leaned on the door giving a heavy sigh of relief, quickly interupted by Inu Yasha grabbing him by the collar of his purple gi (worn during the frieza saga)

"What'd you do that for you little runt?! I oughta...!"

"Osuwari! (Sit! - for Englesk speakers)" he crashed into the ground and started cursing rather colorfully.

"Kagome-chan!" Sakura got up and ran over to the other door to greet her. "Shut that door too before-"

Someone over the loud speaker cut him off, "Attention, attention: please prepare for take over, someone has hacked the drives and is spreading a virus throughout the system. I repeat someone is...schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Moments of silence passed before a young girl's voice came onto the speaker. It sounded, cheerful. "Hi there! FanFiction-dot-net has been taken over by me! Mary Sue! And you know what? We're going to have a fun time! I'll keep you updated as to our attack on the reveiwers who proclaim that a "Mary Sue" fan fic is not worthy to show"

Everyone was at full attention, Yusuke spoke first, "Mary Sue-haters, oh Kami, that would be practically everyone"

"An attack on the fans? That's impossible! We're electronic and/or 2-d characters, it's just not possible!" Vash exclaim, headache temporarily forgotten.

Mary Sue came back on the PA, "And for those who are wondering, it is possible to attack the humans from a computer. And trust me, they will live to regret what they said...or reviewed..whichever"

Vash just sweatdropped, "Nevermind"

"So Gohan, why did you come in here like a herd of thunder?" Lina asked with a raised brow, "I mean if this is the problem, then it shouldn't effect us should it"

"Well, along with the attack on the fans, their stories become Mary Sues themselves, and...it's just not a pretty sight when two or more of these characters come together in a story"

"Well, like it or not we have to stop her." Vash tapped his chin as he pondered.
Lina retorted sarcastically, "And how do we do that genius"

Vash thought for a moment, then sweatdropped, "I'm not quite sure"

Everyone face faulted.

Inu Yasha shook his fist, "we have to save FanFiction . net..even if it means that we're actually for the torturing we normally bear"

Most all the characters (already resuming positions) nodded reluctantly in agree ment "crap..."

What will become of FanFiction-dot-net?! Stay tuned for the next episode of: bum bum bum THE MARY SUE FILES...lol

What'd you think? Sucked didn't it? well I thought it was funny...oh well, PLEASE REVIEW! I thought of this and how odd Mary sues generally are and actually are widely used lol.
anywho...if I get enough reviews, maybe I'll update it...lol

Oh by the way, a "Mary Sue" story is a story inwhich an author places themself into the story and basically glorifies their character. This type of story is common among inexperienced writers who are writing basically their daydreams..lol I'll admit to doing a couple of those, but I've gotten over it...lol