So You see me and my Best Friend Shania got bored in class one day and made this, she was trying to marry me off to a crazy dinosaur.

Shania is Bold

Bekki is Italicized (a.k.a Me)

First Joint Story ever!

SHANIA AnD bekka's CrAzY sToRy

BEKKA LOVES THE CRAZY DINO

That is her stuffie

THAT SHE MARRIED BECAUSE SHE HAS PROBLENS LIKE THAT

In her nightmares

AND THEN SHE WAKES UP AND MARRIES A REAL CRAZY DINOSAURB

In the alternate dimension Thor so that when she actually wakes up she is in a tropical forest in the wizarding world with a hot wizard BF,

AND THE HER NOT WIZARD BF DUMPS HER SO SHE DECIDES TO MARRY A CRAZY DINO ON (THIS PLANET EARTH) IN THIS DIMENSION

When she kissed the dino he turned in to a hot amazing prince that she marries after breaking the curse that made him look like Justin Bieber!

THEN SHE REALIZES THERE WAS NO CURSE AND HE WAS JUST WEARING A COSTUMES THAT SHANIA STEALS TO REVEAL THE REAL CRAZY DINO

That was sent to destroy the earth but fell in love with a komodo dragon at the Toronto zoo,

AND THE KOMODO DRAGON DIDN'T LOVE HIM BACK SO HE MARRIED REBEKKA INSTEAD

But realized he killed her when he sneezed so he murdered Shania in his rage. The End

AND SHANIA AND REBEKKA WERE CHILLIN IN HEAVEN WHEN HE SUDDENLY POPED UP AFTER GOING TO CONFESSION SO HE'D MAKE IT IN TO HEAVEN AND BE MARRIED REBEKKA WHICH CANT BE UNDONE BECAUSE THERES NO DIVORCE IN HEAVEN

But god saw that it was a crazy dino so he turned the dino into a nice man called Kyson Reed

AND HE WAS ANGRY ABOUT THAT SO HE TOOK HIS RAGE OUT ON SHANIA AND TRIED TO KILL HER BUT REBEKKA STOOD UP FOR SHANIA AND KILLED THE ALREADY DEAD DINO AND THEY BOTH WENT TO HELL AND HE TURNED INTO A CRAZY DINO AGAIN AND NO MATTER WHAT REBEKKA COULDN'T ESCAPE BECAUSE THE DEVIL FORCED HER TO MARRY HIM

So she became satan and grown used to the hot weather and adopted the children devils trying to teach them to be nice then they proceeded to kill the dino turning it in to a mouse which greg the griffin to eat it, destroying the dino. She and Lucius were happy as they could be in hell with their crazy life.

BUT THEN LUCIUS SAW A PROBLEM, BEKKA MISSED THE DINO! SO HE USED SOME RANDOM WIZARD POWERS AND BROUGHT HIM BACK AND TURNED HIM INTO A CRAZY DINO AND THE DINO KILLED LUSICUS BUT BEKKA DIDN'T KNOW THAT SO BEKKA MARRIED THE CRAZY DINO AGAIN AND HAD DINO BABIES AND THEN MOTHER NATURE GOT MAD BECAUSE BEKKA AND SHANIA WERE WASTING THIS PIECE OF PAPER AND SHE THREW A GIANT ASTRONAUT AT HELL AND EVERYONE DIED AGAIN AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT LIE IN DARKNESS

But mother nature took mercy on rebekka and turned her into a princess of the moon and made Shania her daughter. Making them sailor moon and mini moon. The End . . .No really it's the end

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SEQUEL!

THEN SHANIA GOT MAD BECAUSE REBEKKA DIDN'T STAY WITH THE CRAZY DINO SO SHE FORCED THEM TO BE TOGETHER OR THEY SUFFER AND DIE IN HER PRISON!

Rebekka was mad about that so she fed the dino Justin Bieber which caused Shania to kill the dino. Turning it in to a hybrid dragon-human who Rebekka learned to love dearly and to never give him eggs for breakfast unless she wanted baby dragons.

SHANIA SLOWLY TOURTURED AND PEELED HER SKIN WHILE DOING THIS TYPE OF TOURTURE WHERE IT FEELS LIKE DROWING AND THEN REBEKKA WILL DO ANYTHING TO ECAPE SO SHE HANGS HERSELF AND GOES TO HELL FOR BEING SUICIDAL. THAT'S HER PUNISHMENT FOR CAUSING HARM TO JUSTIN BIEBER. THEN SHANIA WAKES UP AND REALIZES SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER ENGLISH CLASS AGAIN AND NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

THE END

So That was us . . . and No we are/were not on drugs. Hope you enjoyed it

Feel free to check out my other stories

Lots of Love xoxox

-Noire