Kim Possible was a basic, average girl, except she wasn't in any way. She was a total freak. She didn't fit in, and always hung out with that loser Ron Stoppable. She always acted like she was so tough.
Like, there was this one time when she came back to school and was talking about this one 'mission' she was on; I can only picture it now...
Kim was creeping through the bad guy's lair, Dr. Blue Evil Genius or something like that, when she found these bodyguards, well they weren't really bodyguards, more like fat, old, retired mall cops that anyone over the age of 12 could beat up.
She was there to foil his scheme to like run the freezie stand at the mall or something. So she attacked the bodyguards and quickly incapacitated them, which wasn't difficult because they were pretty much worthless anyway.
"Hey, Dr. Blue Evil Genius Guy Obsessed with running the freezie stand back off or I'll attack you with the moves I learned from one of those Tae bo exercise videos!" Kim said as she ran toward the evil man in the blue trench coat.
"You think you're all that Kim Possible, but the freezie stand will be mine!" The mad blue doctor screamed.
Just then the loser Stoppable ran into the scene with disgusting nacho cheese on his hand and the disgusting pink creature on his shoulder, and tripped on his own slob right into a button that somehow caused the whole master plan of taking over the freezie stand to unravel.
"Boo-diddly!" The loser shouted as he pumped his fist into the air.
Yeah, that's pretty much how it all goes down, she thinks she's so tough, but she isn't anything special. I mean if I decided I wanted to be a total social pariah who guys thought was disgusting I could do what she did, but I know what's really important. I've got my priorities straight