What if the boys of Weiss actually read fan mail? it's a strange idea I know but it's still
an idea!.^_^ I'm not trying to be mean to anyone who takes any part in this story... it
just happens okay! I'm innocent I tell you!!
I don't own any of da Weiss boys or Shwartz or anyone else in the series for that matter...
but I would really like too!! somehow I don't see it ever happening... Enough of this
craziness! onto the other craziness!!....
When Fan Mail Strikes!!
By:Hawking the crazed one ^_^
The day started out pretty nice and relaxing for our four heroes, the sun was out, the wind
was blowing, the birds were singing.. and the boys had a break
Ken was firmly planted on the couch watching his Soccer, Remote in one hand popcorn in the
other, Aya sat on the other side of the couch were he was trying to read his book, however
the little pieces of popcorn that were hitting him didn't help any
Omi was sitting on the floor doing some homework not really paying any attention to the
others, and Yoiji was sitting on a chair reading what looked like a florist book but had
a very adult magazine inside
But suddenly out of nowhere *Really I mean out of nowhere* it came... All the fan mail
anyone has ever sent to them
They were all covered in it, and had lost any hope of seeing the others, Aya swam up past
the horde of letters, when his head popped out he saw Ken and soon Yoiji emerged
They all just stared at each other before Ken rolled his eyes and went back down, soon he
again came up only this time with Omi
They all looked at each other, then Yoiji asked the question they all were "What the hell
is this?!?!" a mysterious voice called out ^^" It's your fan mail"^^ They all searched
around the room attempting to find the owner of the voice
"What fans?" asked Aya ^^"Look in the mirror red, in case you haven't noticed your all
bishonen's"^^
Yoiji made a very stupid smirk "Hey.. I knew that ever since I was born"^^ everyone just
sweetdrops as Yoiji engulfs himself in his ego
"We don't have time for this" Aya said in his usually cold way "Yeah and I need to finish
my homework" Omi said while trying to stay above the mess "Omygawd!! The game!!!" screeched
Ken as he dove back down
^^"Ken don't sit that close to the TV!!!... Look you guys have all the time in the world I
froze it for you, so you can reply to your fan mail"^^
All of the sudden they were transported to a large room, each one of the boys was placed in
a nice comfy chair with their name on it, and each had huge bottomless pit of a hole that
was filled with letters.
^^"Now read!! and please out loud so everyone can hear"^^ Omi looked around "Read out loud
so who can hear us?" ^^"The fans!"^^ "Ohhh..."
Aya picked up one of the letters in the pit near him, he opened it and begun to read "What!?
!?! I will NOT read such things!!!" ^^"You better Aya or else"^^ "Or else what?" ^^"You'll
never be able to... uhh... say Shi-ne in any language EVER AGAIN!!!"^^
Aya's eye brows twitched nervously "....Never?.." ^^"Never"^^ "B..but what about to
Takatori?" he asked almost pouting ^^"Uhh.. Nope especially to Takatori... you'll also
never be able to say Takatori eathier"^^
"You can't do that!!!" ^^"Oh yes I can just see for yourself"^^ All of the Reiji Takatori
appeared in front of Aya, Aya suddenly was overcome by a look of shock, then he screamed
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Takatori dissapred Aya hung his head down, he was almost to the point of tears ^^"See, now
behave"^^
Aya started murmuring something, all anyone could make out was the Shi-ne and Takatori
^^"Aya...."^^ ^^"AYA READ THE LETTER OR ELSE!!!"^^ at that Aya snapped his head back up,
"But I did...." ^^"Out loud... NOW!!"^^
Aya thought for a while then began to read "Dear, Aya,.... I'm a really big fan of yours
and all that but, What's with your fashion sense?...."
Aya started to crumple the paper "...I know the clothes are obviously cheep and you need
the money but, It's the worst in all of animedom... please fix it before you blind another
poor soul. sincerely Kudatchi"
Everyone looked at Aya as he crumpled the paper and threw it away, ^^"Aya Kudatchi was nice
enough to write to you.. now you be nice enough to reply to her"^^
Aya started to protest but remembered what happened last time "Well Kudatchi, to you I say..
. SHI-NE!!!"
Aya crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair
^^"Oh well at least it's something... Yoiji care to go next?"^^ Yoiji perked up and grabbed
a letter "Let's see what my lovely fan's have to say to the most handsome guy in the
universe"
He opened the letter and unlike Aya began to read it out loud, "Yoiji. are you aware how
girly your hair is, I mean really no one actually believes your a man. cut it!! and get over
yourself p.s. tell Ken he has the best hair do ever Ken No Miko2000" Yoiji ripped the
letter in half
He glared at Ken who tried not to look Yoiji in the eyes "Ken better then me HA!! that'll be
the day!" Ken turned to Yoiji and glared back at him "And what's wrong with me being better
than you, everyone knows it true"
Right before the two boys lunged at each other ^^"Stop it or I'll get the pink Tu-Tu's
out!!"^^ both of them settled down
Yoiji reached back into the pile and started to read another "Dear Yoiji.. Your the best I
worship you like god, maybe some day you could come and bless my puny little home with your
mighty presence..." Yoiji stopped and looked at the 300 page letter "Hey now this is more
like it" he said squiggling his eyebrows
^^"Ken. it's your turn I'll just mute Yoiji for now okay.."^^ Ken nodded and picked up a
letter fearing the worst he opened it as though it was a bomb, He started to read "Dear Ken,
when I first saw Weiss Kreutz I fell in love. with you that is, the others are cute and all
but your the best.."
Ken started to relax "..I collect all kinds of anime stuff and I was wondering where you got
your goggles, if you would please tell me I would be much obliged, thank you for reading
this letter _Maki"
Ken looked up "That's it.. uh well to tell you the truth, they were a birthday gift from a
friend of mine and I have no idea where he got them from, thanks for writing Maki"
^^"See Ken there no so bad, are they? ....Omi read one now"^^ Ken smiled and watched Omi
reach into the pit and pull one out
"Dear Omi, you are so adorable I love you ever so much but I have a very serious question
for you...." Omi continued to read but not out loud and he suddenly turned a bright crimson
color
^^"What? what is it? tell me I gotta know!!!"^^ all except Omi sweetdropped, Omi still
blushing set the letter down and hid his face "...I can't"
^^"Omi... well okay Ken can you do it for him?"^^ "Okay.." Ken picked up the letter, Aya
bolted upright "How come you torture me but do nothing to Omi!!?!!" ^^"Because I like him
more..."^^
Aya sat back down grumbling, Ken begun to read "let's see... ah here we are... question for
you, Do you prefer Ken or Aya as your boyfriend. there has been much contrivers about this
one and everyone wants to know, thanks for your time _Fiction Girl"
Ken was bright red too "...Omi?" Aya had actually turned and was now looking at Omi, "Well?"
Aya said plainly
Omi said something, it was muffled by his hands *And the fact that it was too low for almost
anyone to make out* ^^"O_O WOW Okay, Aya back to you"^^
"But he didn't answer!!!" Aya shouted pointing to the hiding youth, ^^"Oh he did so"^^ "I
will not take any more part in this unless EVERYONE has to da the same as I, and answer
these stupid questions at a tone Everyone can understand!!!!"
^^" *Sigh* fine... sorry Omikins"^^ Aya snatched up another letter and begun to read "Dear
Ran, your nice and all but all that your doing for your sister isn't worth it, You'll turn
into an old fart just like she said if you don't get out more..."
"...Do you think she would want you to carry on like this, what you need is a girlfriend,
one that does NOT look anything like your sister, Take me for example young good looking
available, I'll just show the ropes for a while _Love Lani"
Aya sat there pondering what he had just read "You know..." he started to wander in his
thoughts, ^^"Uhhh.... okay Yoiji!!"^^ Yoiji is unmuted "You are brilliant and I just LOVE
your eye sparkle thing you do.." ^^"Yoiji stop reading that one and get a new one!!"^^
"Nope, I Owe it to the fans to read this letter aloud!!" And so Yoiji continued for the
next four hours ^^"Yoiji pick a new one NOW!!"^^ "Okay" he said with his *I'm a stud master*
smile
"Yoiji.... I swear if you don't stop being mean to Omi I will hunt you little butt down and
skin you alive..
Sh-chan" Yoiji's eyes almost bugged out "Ooookkkaaayyy.." he put the letter over, far away
^^"Ken?"^^ Ken picked up another "Dear Ken... I want you to come and perform at my friend's
birthday party, please feel free not to bother with the cloths you won't need them for this
performance, here's the address.... p.s. I hope you can dance well _Girlygirl" Ken was
bright red
"Uhhh... well... uhh... it's... I... I..." Ken stuttered attempting to find something to
say, ^^"hehe... that's good... Omi your up!"^^
"Dear Omi.. I just love you your so adowable. please come move in with me, we can both run
around in fluffy wings all day... and nothing else _Fruey-chan" Omi was still bright red
^^"Hehe that one's mine!.. think about it!... well everyone it's been fun but I'm gonna give
the boys a rest, if I can I'll continue this mess of a fiction, if you have a letter to add
please E-mail it to me and I'll make another one... Maybe even with Shwartz in it ^-^"^^
^^"I hope you enjoyed it, I'm sorry but I found all of these things from the internet or
from friends... and I had fun making it, Please people Feedback is very important ^_^
toodles!!"^^
an idea!.^_^ I'm not trying to be mean to anyone who takes any part in this story... it
just happens okay! I'm innocent I tell you!!
I don't own any of da Weiss boys or Shwartz or anyone else in the series for that matter...
but I would really like too!! somehow I don't see it ever happening... Enough of this
craziness! onto the other craziness!!....
When Fan Mail Strikes!!
By:Hawking the crazed one ^_^
The day started out pretty nice and relaxing for our four heroes, the sun was out, the wind
was blowing, the birds were singing.. and the boys had a break
Ken was firmly planted on the couch watching his Soccer, Remote in one hand popcorn in the
other, Aya sat on the other side of the couch were he was trying to read his book, however
the little pieces of popcorn that were hitting him didn't help any
Omi was sitting on the floor doing some homework not really paying any attention to the
others, and Yoiji was sitting on a chair reading what looked like a florist book but had
a very adult magazine inside
But suddenly out of nowhere *Really I mean out of nowhere* it came... All the fan mail
anyone has ever sent to them
They were all covered in it, and had lost any hope of seeing the others, Aya swam up past
the horde of letters, when his head popped out he saw Ken and soon Yoiji emerged
They all just stared at each other before Ken rolled his eyes and went back down, soon he
again came up only this time with Omi
They all looked at each other, then Yoiji asked the question they all were "What the hell
is this?!?!" a mysterious voice called out ^^" It's your fan mail"^^ They all searched
around the room attempting to find the owner of the voice
"What fans?" asked Aya ^^"Look in the mirror red, in case you haven't noticed your all
bishonen's"^^
Yoiji made a very stupid smirk "Hey.. I knew that ever since I was born"^^ everyone just
sweetdrops as Yoiji engulfs himself in his ego
"We don't have time for this" Aya said in his usually cold way "Yeah and I need to finish
my homework" Omi said while trying to stay above the mess "Omygawd!! The game!!!" screeched
Ken as he dove back down
^^"Ken don't sit that close to the TV!!!... Look you guys have all the time in the world I
froze it for you, so you can reply to your fan mail"^^
All of the sudden they were transported to a large room, each one of the boys was placed in
a nice comfy chair with their name on it, and each had huge bottomless pit of a hole that
was filled with letters.
^^"Now read!! and please out loud so everyone can hear"^^ Omi looked around "Read out loud
so who can hear us?" ^^"The fans!"^^ "Ohhh..."
Aya picked up one of the letters in the pit near him, he opened it and begun to read "What!?
!?! I will NOT read such things!!!" ^^"You better Aya or else"^^ "Or else what?" ^^"You'll
never be able to... uhh... say Shi-ne in any language EVER AGAIN!!!"^^
Aya's eye brows twitched nervously "....Never?.." ^^"Never"^^ "B..but what about to
Takatori?" he asked almost pouting ^^"Uhh.. Nope especially to Takatori... you'll also
never be able to say Takatori eathier"^^
"You can't do that!!!" ^^"Oh yes I can just see for yourself"^^ All of the Reiji Takatori
appeared in front of Aya, Aya suddenly was overcome by a look of shock, then he screamed
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Takatori dissapred Aya hung his head down, he was almost to the point of tears ^^"See, now
behave"^^
Aya started murmuring something, all anyone could make out was the Shi-ne and Takatori
^^"Aya...."^^ ^^"AYA READ THE LETTER OR ELSE!!!"^^ at that Aya snapped his head back up,
"But I did...." ^^"Out loud... NOW!!"^^
Aya thought for a while then began to read "Dear, Aya,.... I'm a really big fan of yours
and all that but, What's with your fashion sense?...."
Aya started to crumple the paper "...I know the clothes are obviously cheep and you need
the money but, It's the worst in all of animedom... please fix it before you blind another
poor soul. sincerely Kudatchi"
Everyone looked at Aya as he crumpled the paper and threw it away, ^^"Aya Kudatchi was nice
enough to write to you.. now you be nice enough to reply to her"^^
Aya started to protest but remembered what happened last time "Well Kudatchi, to you I say..
. SHI-NE!!!"
Aya crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair
^^"Oh well at least it's something... Yoiji care to go next?"^^ Yoiji perked up and grabbed
a letter "Let's see what my lovely fan's have to say to the most handsome guy in the
universe"
He opened the letter and unlike Aya began to read it out loud, "Yoiji. are you aware how
girly your hair is, I mean really no one actually believes your a man. cut it!! and get over
yourself p.s. tell Ken he has the best hair do ever Ken No Miko2000" Yoiji ripped the
letter in half
He glared at Ken who tried not to look Yoiji in the eyes "Ken better then me HA!! that'll be
the day!" Ken turned to Yoiji and glared back at him "And what's wrong with me being better
than you, everyone knows it true"
Right before the two boys lunged at each other ^^"Stop it or I'll get the pink Tu-Tu's
out!!"^^ both of them settled down
Yoiji reached back into the pile and started to read another "Dear Yoiji.. Your the best I
worship you like god, maybe some day you could come and bless my puny little home with your
mighty presence..." Yoiji stopped and looked at the 300 page letter "Hey now this is more
like it" he said squiggling his eyebrows
^^"Ken. it's your turn I'll just mute Yoiji for now okay.."^^ Ken nodded and picked up a
letter fearing the worst he opened it as though it was a bomb, He started to read "Dear Ken,
when I first saw Weiss Kreutz I fell in love. with you that is, the others are cute and all
but your the best.."
Ken started to relax "..I collect all kinds of anime stuff and I was wondering where you got
your goggles, if you would please tell me I would be much obliged, thank you for reading
this letter _Maki"
Ken looked up "That's it.. uh well to tell you the truth, they were a birthday gift from a
friend of mine and I have no idea where he got them from, thanks for writing Maki"
^^"See Ken there no so bad, are they? ....Omi read one now"^^ Ken smiled and watched Omi
reach into the pit and pull one out
"Dear Omi, you are so adorable I love you ever so much but I have a very serious question
for you...." Omi continued to read but not out loud and he suddenly turned a bright crimson
color
^^"What? what is it? tell me I gotta know!!!"^^ all except Omi sweetdropped, Omi still
blushing set the letter down and hid his face "...I can't"
^^"Omi... well okay Ken can you do it for him?"^^ "Okay.." Ken picked up the letter, Aya
bolted upright "How come you torture me but do nothing to Omi!!?!!" ^^"Because I like him
more..."^^
Aya sat back down grumbling, Ken begun to read "let's see... ah here we are... question for
you, Do you prefer Ken or Aya as your boyfriend. there has been much contrivers about this
one and everyone wants to know, thanks for your time _Fiction Girl"
Ken was bright red too "...Omi?" Aya had actually turned and was now looking at Omi, "Well?"
Aya said plainly
Omi said something, it was muffled by his hands *And the fact that it was too low for almost
anyone to make out* ^^"O_O WOW Okay, Aya back to you"^^
"But he didn't answer!!!" Aya shouted pointing to the hiding youth, ^^"Oh he did so"^^ "I
will not take any more part in this unless EVERYONE has to da the same as I, and answer
these stupid questions at a tone Everyone can understand!!!!"
^^" *Sigh* fine... sorry Omikins"^^ Aya snatched up another letter and begun to read "Dear
Ran, your nice and all but all that your doing for your sister isn't worth it, You'll turn
into an old fart just like she said if you don't get out more..."
"...Do you think she would want you to carry on like this, what you need is a girlfriend,
one that does NOT look anything like your sister, Take me for example young good looking
available, I'll just show the ropes for a while _Love Lani"
Aya sat there pondering what he had just read "You know..." he started to wander in his
thoughts, ^^"Uhhh.... okay Yoiji!!"^^ Yoiji is unmuted "You are brilliant and I just LOVE
your eye sparkle thing you do.." ^^"Yoiji stop reading that one and get a new one!!"^^
"Nope, I Owe it to the fans to read this letter aloud!!" And so Yoiji continued for the
next four hours ^^"Yoiji pick a new one NOW!!"^^ "Okay" he said with his *I'm a stud master*
smile
"Yoiji.... I swear if you don't stop being mean to Omi I will hunt you little butt down and
skin you alive..
Sh-chan" Yoiji's eyes almost bugged out "Ooookkkaaayyy.." he put the letter over, far away
^^"Ken?"^^ Ken picked up another "Dear Ken... I want you to come and perform at my friend's
birthday party, please feel free not to bother with the cloths you won't need them for this
performance, here's the address.... p.s. I hope you can dance well _Girlygirl" Ken was
bright red
"Uhhh... well... uhh... it's... I... I..." Ken stuttered attempting to find something to
say, ^^"hehe... that's good... Omi your up!"^^
"Dear Omi.. I just love you your so adowable. please come move in with me, we can both run
around in fluffy wings all day... and nothing else _Fruey-chan" Omi was still bright red
^^"Hehe that one's mine!.. think about it!... well everyone it's been fun but I'm gonna give
the boys a rest, if I can I'll continue this mess of a fiction, if you have a letter to add
please E-mail it to me and I'll make another one... Maybe even with Shwartz in it ^-^"^^
^^"I hope you enjoyed it, I'm sorry but I found all of these things from the internet or
from friends... and I had fun making it, Please people Feedback is very important ^_^
toodles!!"^^