Dancing Dilemma, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: Still, we do not own Harry Potter, or any songs that may appear in this story, or quotes from various places, except the ones that we used in real life.

A/N: And yet another humerous story involving Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione and Draco. For those who may think that the club is muggle, its not, so yeah. Also, the music played, will probably be muggle, cause we dont feel like making up songs. mmk? The song titles are in the story if you feel like downloading them to get a better idea of the story.

+Dancing Dilemma+

By: TheWritersThatSayPoofAlot

Please R&R!

"Are you ready yet?!" Ginny shouted to Hermione. "The guys are gunna be here soon!" She exclaimed. The two girls were getting ready to go to the new club in Diagon Alley called Phoenix Tears that Hagrid opened in Dumbledore's memory.

"Almost!" Hermione yelled back. Five minutes later, she came down the stairs, wearing a pair of low rise denim blue jeans and a tank top that said West 49 on it, and a pair of Etnies running shoes. Ginny was wearing a denim mini skirt, that frilled at the bottom, with a green T-shirt that said BabyPhat on it, and pink and white BabyPhat shoes.

"I heard Hagrid hired Seamus and Dean as bartenders," Hermione stated. Ginny laughed.

"I can just see them too. It figures that they would get a job involving alcohol." She said smiling. There was a loud knock on the door, and Ginny went to answer it.

"Well hello ladies, my you are looking fine today." Harry said smiling at Ginny. Draco rolled his eyes, laughing.

"Are you guys ready?" Ron asked. "I wanna get my groove on!" He said jokingly. Hermione and Ginny laughed at him, and nodded.

The outside of the club had a big fake Phoenix outside, that burst into flame every few moments, and became reborn again. The five got in line, waiting to get in. There was a bouncer who pointed his wand at everyone which glowed white if they were clean, and red if they weren't before they went in, to make sure they weren't bringing any alcohol or drugs into the club, and another making sure the people were of age.

They reached the bouncer, and he pointed his wand at each of them in turn. It glowed white on them all, but when it reached Ron, it turned red. He waved his wand around Ron's body until the wand made a beeping noise, at his left pocket.

"Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to turn out your pocket." The bouncer said gruffly. Ron turned out his pocket, to reveal a Puking Pastie.

"What's this?" The bouncer asked suspiciously. Ron laughed, and told him.

"It's called a Puking Pastie, I brought it incase I drink to much and have to throw up. My brothers invented it. You know, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes." The bouncer nodded in understandment, and let Ron through.

When they opened the door, they were met with blaring music.

"I love this song!" Hermione exclaimed. Get Ready by Shawn Desman was playing.

To all my players who be waiting in line

Come on, get in, and Get ready!

To all my ladies who be dressing real fine

Come on, get in, and Get ready!

Anybody who wants to freak it tonight

Come on, get in, and Get ready!

Bring your credit and your money inside

Come on, get in, and Get ready!

Come on in and throw it up

Mr. DJ come on and turn it up!

This is how we rock it in the T-Dot

Come on in and throw it up

Mr. DJ come on and turn it up!

This is how we rock it in the T-Dot

Hermione and Ginny went off to dance, while the guys went to the bar to get a drink.

"Hey guys!" Seamus exclaimed from behind the bar. Dean waved at them, grinning.

"So you guys did get jobs here then!" Ron said laughing, and they nodded.

"So what do you guys want to drink?" Dean asked them, and they all ordered a Firewhiskey.

"Oh Drakie Pooh!" They heard a sickeningly sweet voice coo. Draco turned around, expecting to see his ex girlfriend Pansy Parkinson, but was rather surprised, and more than slightly disgusted to see Blaise Zabini, wearing a tight mini skirt and tank top, with hooker boots fluttering his eyelashes at him. Blaise walked over to Draco, who was still too stunned to say anything, and put his arm around his shoulder, and whispered in his ear.

"I've missed you Drakie," He whispered in what was supposed to be a seductive tone. This however, was when Draco regained his composure, and shoved Blaise away from him.

"Get away from me you fuckin' poof!" He shouted at him.

"Oh no you did not just shove me!" Blaise exclaimed, waving his finger at Draco and shoving him back. Harry and Ron were on the ground laughing at what was going on between the former Slytherins.

"What's going on?" Ginny laughed, with a grinning Hermione behind her. Harry and Ron burst out laughing.

"Zabini-hitting-on-Malfoy! Ha!" Harry managed to choke out. Ron was making kissing faces at Draco and then continuing to laugh his head off.

"Oh-oh! That was just too good!" Ron said, still laughing. Hermione and Ginny burst out laughing too. Draco scowled. Blaise looked at the four laughing, and stomped off in a huff, his skirt swaying as he tried to swish his hips. Just then, a slow song called So Sick by Neyo came on, and Harry asked Ginny to dance. Five minutes later, Ron left them for a pretty blonde girl who had been eyeing him, leaving Hermione and Draco alone.

"Do you want to dance?" Draco asked her. She smiled, and nodded, and he led her on to the dance floor.

And im so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishing you were still here