The audience was silent, all of the seats were taken, and the area was dark. The only light in the room was the spotlight facing the stage curtains. Footsteps started stepping away on the stage. The audience's eyes widened, they were all excited for the exciting announcements. The smashers, all in the front row, were anxious to hear the news too. The red, large curtains opened, on opposite sides, as the strong hero of Hyrule stepped onto the stage. He reached for the microphone, and took a deep breath.
"Hello ladies, gentlemen, smashers… And other lifeforms. As you all probably already know, since you like calling out my name during battles, my name is Link!"
The mature smashers sighed, and then began to clap with the rest of the audience.
" He really thinks he's that popular?" Zelda sighed.
" I am here today to announce some good/bad news for some listeners. This may have already occurred in some areas of the world, but is now about to occur in the Ssbm Headquarters and community of Nintendo! Starting now, and continuing forever, there will be NO more relationships! Like c'mon, were in a fighting game!" Link said proudly.
The audience was quiet, very quiet. When suddenly they all heard a cry in the front row.
" WHAT?" Zelda shouted.
The rest of the smashers started laughing at her.
"Why? You really think that we need relationships? He's right, it's a fighting game for chicken's sake!" Roy said proudly.
Marth, sitting beside Roy, started to nudge Roy's shoulder. Roy turned to him.
"He didn't say anything about gay relationships, right?" Marth asked seriously.
Roy started to laugh, and then he lightly punched Marth's arm. Marth began to laugh too, but he just didn't know why Roy was laughing. Marth then put back his serious face back on.
" No, I'm serious," Marth asked.
Roy burst into more laughter, the crowd started laughing to… Because Roy was laughing.
" Haha, snort, that was so funny, snort snort, he heh!" Peach said, sitting on the other side of Roy.
Roy hit her head hard with a twig from his pocket.
" Do you even know why we were laughing?" Roy shouted. " You laughing pig!"
" Haha! Marth's gay!" some anonymous creature shouted out.
Marth turned around at the creature.
" Who the hell are you? And why do you know who I am?" Marth shouted.
Marth turned back around. Then he suddenly realized that everyone thought that Marth was gay. Marth face turned red…
" I'm not gay," he thought.
Marth punched Roy's arm hard.
" Hey! It's not what you think!" he tried to tell him.
"EXCUSE ME!" Link shouted in the microphone. " No gayness aloud either!"
Zelda sighed.
" Thank goodness, but I still don't understand why there are no normal relationships aloud!" The princess whined.
" Well, that's the way its gonna be princess, deal with it!" Link said, close to the microphone.
The spotlight went out and the main lights turned on. Everyone left the room, as the curtains closed towards eachother.