A/N: Hello, world! I know you are all probably grumpy that this is not an update to Unexpected or The Switch, but I hope you still enjoy this nonetheless.

This "story" will be my outlet for random head-canons, AUs, etc. Most of them will not exceed 1k words.

Thus, I've decided to post a few all at once and then move into posting an update whenever I get an idea.

Head-canon: Tamsin worships Bo's butt

"Yeah, so if we go interrogate the family, they're going to get alarmed. We've gotta find some other way.." Bo mumbled, partly to herself, but mostly to Tamsin.

Not that the blonde woman was listening at all. She was preoccupied with other paler, softer, rounder things. "Uh huh," Tamsin said in agreement, the palm of her hand stroking along one cheek of Bo's round bottom.

The two women were lying around in bed naked, discussing one of their recent cases after a feeding session. Bo was legitimately discussing the case and the people that needed interrogating, and Tamsin was busy appreciating the beauty of a succubus's butt.

"Should we try interrogating close friends? But, ugh, that's not enough information. Plus, they might just warn the family and that wouldn't be cool on our part," Bo continued, ignoring that there were two hands rubbing and kneading her bare behind.

"I just say we should.. y'know.." Tamsin trailed off, inevitably ending in her sentence with mumbled nonsense. She lightly scraped her nails along the soft flesh beneath her fingers, watching goosebumps raise along the skin. She smiled, rubbing them away with long, drawn-out strokes.

"We should what?" Bo prodded, turning to look at her girlfriend who seemed to be entranced by her butt.

"We should just.. fuck it," Tamsin replied automatically, her hands squishing the brunette's butt, followed by her nails scraping it as she opened her hands once more.

"We should just fuck it?" Bo repeated in disbelief.

"Your ass is fantastic, Bo." Tamsin said in return, instead of replying to Bo's question. She leaned in, kissing a cheek.

Bo opened her mouth to speak, but closed it again, opting to let Tamsin continue.

"It's just so.. fucking round, and soft.. and it feels nice underneath my hands. And it's so slappable. Like, Bo, have you slapped your own butt before? I guarantee 100% satisfaction."

"No, I can't say I've ever slapped my own butt, Tam," Bo answered, her brows coming together in concern.

"You need to, Bo. Really need to. I'm so happy your butt is so nice," Tamsin said in a dreamy voice.

"Do I need to leave you two alone?" Bo teased.

"Sometimes I just wanna.." Tamsin furrowed her eyebrows in thought before coming to a conclusion. "Sometimes I just wanna bite your ass, Bo."

"...Sometimes you want to bite my ass?" Bo repeated, slowly emphasizing on each word.

"Yes."

"..."

"..."

Bo sighed. "Go ahead."

Tamsin visibly brightened, and Bo found herself dreading the moment when the bite would come. However, what she didn't expect was the valkyrie locking eyes with her as she leaned in to bite her. Trapped beneath the blonde's smoldering green eyes, Bo watched as she leaned in slowly, biting into the soft, pale flesh.

The valkyrie's teeth bit down with surprising gentleness, and slowly, her teeth dragged along the succubus's cheek, drawing to a close. When she was finished, she placed a kiss where she bit, smiling. "Okay, let's discuss that case."

Tamsin looked up, and her eyebrows raised in surprise. For the split second she looked away after the bite, Bo's eyes had become a bright blue, mouth slightly agape.

"Oh," Tamsin let out before she was promptly tackled and straddled by an eager succubus, ending any case discussions before they even began.