Disclaimer: I own Mudd. You own yourselves. My friend Nintendo64 owns Hero. Nintendo the company owns Hyrule and all Zelda-related products.

A/N

Starlll: (Eyes are half-closed like he's in heaven.) It feels sooo good to be back. You have no idea.

Pearson: (calmly) My vacation was good while it lasted.

Flashback!!!

(Pearson is surrounded by a crowd of fan girls.)

Fangirl1: It's Pearson!!

Fangirl2: Do the freaky calm thing!

Pearson: (Calmly) What calm thing?

Fangirl3: HE'S DOING THE FREAKY CALM THING!! TAKE A PICTURE!!

End of flashback!!

King of Spades: Sorry to interrupt your flashback, but don't you have a fanfiction to write?

Starlll: You're right! Mudd from the Twilight Generation! Play me out with Life on Mars by David Bowie!

Mudd: (Twilight Generation) Sure. (Starts playing life on Mars with his guitar.) (Yes, he plays the guitar.)

His Name is Mudd 2

Prologue: A Hint of War

"I don't believe it." Darbus, the new king of Gorons said.

He was having a meeting with the rest of the Goron elders. They were being informed on a topic involving the Zora race.

"You have no other choice. They are stealing our supplies and our people are starving. You have to do something before it goes too out of hand."

Darbus closed his eyes remorsefully. "I just hope that this doesn't turn out the way we fear."

They feared a war.

One month ago

"I don't understand." Prince Rails told the counsel.

"We told you twice already, the Goron tribe have been cutting off our water supply! Soon all of lake Hylia will have dried up!" One member of the counsel said.

"We should hold an execution!" Another member said.

Soon the entire room was buzzing. Should they kill them? Put up with it? Actually tell the Gorons what they are doing to the water.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!!" Prince Rails boomed. "We shall show them what is happening by doing the same to them. We shall send two spies to destroy or steal food from the Gorons. Then three. Then four. We shall stop when they either beg us to stop, or when the release our water source."

End of prologue.

Important Characters:

Name: Mudd the second.

Personality: Carefree.

Appearance: Black/Grey tunic with pitch black hair. Piercing Mud brown eyes and tan skin. His chosen weapon is a longsword, because he is horrible with a bow and daggers (unlike his father.) . He also has brown hair with a hint of red.

Age: 17.

Side of the war: Zora.

Name: Hero.

Personality: Laid back, a bit annoying.

Appearance: Hero wears a red tunic with no hat. He has brown hair and deep blue eyes. He also has a longsword strapped to his back along with a shield and other Goron weapons. He is more muscular than most Hylians, because he is part- Goron.

Age: 18

Side of war: Gorons.

A/N

Starlll: Sorry for how short this chapter is, I was just running out of ideas on how a war could start. At any rate, welcome to the Review corner!

The review Corner!!

Starlll: Welcome one and all to the review corner! For you newcomers who are just reading the sequel, not the original His Name is Mudd, than this is about me and my O.C.'s making as many puns as we can off of a review. This is the first chapter, so I'm using a review from the last chapter of the First is name is Mudd.

Pearson: (Calmly) Isn't this a private message?

Starlll: It won't be private for long! It's by LostWonder15. The only person who I seem to do this to.

To Mudd,
Well guess what Mudd? I'm already dead! If you haven't noticed on my profile,
my age is death! So HA!

King of Spades: As the messenger of the dead, I'll take this to Mudd.

Starlll: Thanks man.

To Starlll,
Why is Mudd always threating me?

Starlll: It might be because of the reasons that you wrote below.

All I did was call him a maid...and maidtress...and coward...and mature...and other bad names! And can you please do something about him on Mars, you know, lock him up?

King of Spades: How the heck do you lock up a dead soul on another planet?

He might us his broken bow on me (Bwhahahahahahaha). Anyway, I said I was sorry, geez he holds grudges.

Solo: Yes, Mudd did always hold grudges.

So I take my apology BACK! And NO Threat can stop me, because he gives EMPTY threats.

Solo: What did he say? I'll fill out his threats.

Starlll: Here, I have a list. (Hands Solo a long list.)

Solo: Too much work. (Throws the list into a pit of fire.)

Starlll: (Looks at the pit of fire.) How long has that been there?

He's on Mars and I'm enjoying glory here in the computer, so he's probably jelous. Yes, I know Silicon, I misspelled that word, you don't have to tell me.

Silicon: Did you just... take away my moment? (Starts crying.)

Starlll: How dare you take away eight year old O.C.'s dreams!

Mudd: (Twilight princess Generation.) YEAH!

Starlll: (To Silicon.) Don't worry Sil, you'll have more moments. Bigger moments. More important moments.

Benedict: Yeah!

Silicon: (Wipes away a tear.) Really?

Mudd: (Wind Waker Generation) No. That was the highlights of your life and LostWonder15 ruined it.

Silicon: WHAT?!? (Starts crying like a maniac.)

Wes: Hey! Repeat after me. NOTHING IS GONNA BRING ME DOWN!!

Silicon: (Confused.) Nothing is... going to bring me down.

Wes: LOUDER!!

Silicon: Nothing's-

Wes: AIN'T NOTHING!!

Silicon: AIN'T NOTHING IS GONNA BRING ME DOWN!!

Wes: Now who are you going after?!

Silicon: Lostwonder15!

Wes: And what are you going to do!?

Silicon: Play with her puppy?

Wes: No! You're going to get revenge!

Silicon: I'm going to take care of her!!

Starlll: Attack of the eight year old! Here, you have to start your own journey with nothing but the clothes on you back, a gun loaded with , and 94 tons of dynamite!

Silicon: YEAH!! I'M OUTTA' HERE! (Leaves.)

Starlll: Back to the review:

Anyway, I liked your story and can't wait for the
squeal. Hopefully Twilight Mudd is MUCH more decent then his father.

Mudd: (Twilight Princess.) Don't get your hopes up, girl.