Hi guys! Something I made really fast. Just plopped into my head!
I don't own anything by Rick Riordan! Rhea is Kronos wife right? Said so on Wikipedia :D Enjoy! Reviews acceptable ;)
A typical day with Kronos and Reah.
"Kronos? Kronos? KRONOS!" Reah shouted at her husband.
"WHAT?" He answered.
"Kronos dear, I want to plan our future! Since we're immortal we might as well plan it now! DO IT NOW WITH ME OR ELSE!"
"Fine! Let me just finish…" Kronos said as he picked at his nails.
"NO! NOW!" Reah did not have much patience.
"FINE! I plan to get some earplugs in the future for using when you shout!" He stomped over to her. No one can interrupt his nail picking time. No one.
"Good. Now, Kronos what should we do in the future?"
"I want to..." He mumbled the rest very quietly.
"What?"
"I hummmhalemon..mmstanmmnd...…"
"WHAT?" Rhea
"I…I want to...ehem…I…want to sell lemonade to monsters…"
Reah choked on her lemonade. Did he just say a lemonade stand?
"A lemonade stand? Really?" She asked trying not to laugh. Well, it made some sense...Problably. Every Great Titan must want that at some point in a Titans life?
"Is that so funny? Should I take over the world instead?" Kronos gave her the murderous glare.
"Well… It's a good idea to…ehem…sell lemonade as the most dangerous titan of all," She had to take acting lessons later from Gaia. Gaia always acted the best at the times in need such as when trying not to laugh.
"Well, If you think it's so funny with lemonade, I'll take over the world!" Kronos dared her to object, you could tell in his glare.
"Oh no no no! Kronos! It's a wonderful idea! Both with lemonade and rule the world thing! But I think I could take over the world much better than you!" She said to make him angrier. She had lots of fun in these talks.
"Oh no you can't! I WILL PROVE IT! When the right time comes! I shall call it the…Trojan war? The Titan war? The Golden age? Great age? The—"
"YES! Wonderful! I'll become goddess of the world! Very good Kronos! I think it's a great future plan! Good job!"
"Good." Kronos said, very pleased with himself for such a good future plan. Now the only thing missing…
"REAH? HAVE YOU SEEN LUCKY CHEESE BEAR?" He shouted to her since she just went upstairs. He remembered that Lucky Cheese Bear needed picked nails too...
"THE TEDDY BEAR?" Rhea shouted from already up the stairs.
"IT IS NOT A TEDDY BEAR! IT IS A MANLY PILLLOW!"
"Whatever you say Kronos…Whatever you say…" Reah said/laughed to herself. Yes, I really must take acting lessons now! She thought.
MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS LATER AFTER THE FIRST WAR WITH KRONOS WHEN HE LOST:
"REAH! I told you I should have made a lemonade stand!" Kronos yelled from Tartarus.
So did you like it? Hope so! Have a nice day/night! :) I made this really fast and thanks to ShadowsClaw for the advice too! ;)
Peace!